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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
A dj on the local college radio station was like “I found a bunch of my dad’s old cds and made a mix for today” and played the shins, the pixies, modest mouse, death cab, postal service and the strokes
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
1 year
Lindsay Lohan would have bodied “world class sinner”
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
1 year
Maybe I also need a passionate 2 week long tryst with an irish man idk
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
10 years
what was normani telling her??????
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@sarahmazing I was having a blast on my drive and then she had to my go and say that like eye
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Depressed bitches hearing about self quarantine
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
I'm fucking slayed.. QUEEN @flo_tweet
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
Everyone interacting with this tweet should follow me I’m smart, cute and funny 😎
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@sassyblackdiva Meet you for bingo at the senior daycare bestie 🤭
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@sexidance I wanted to pull over and do this
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
Brad Pitt is Angelina Jolie’s Kanye without social media
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
Pussy too bomb
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
Gwyneth Paltrow's 'vagina' candle reportedly explodes in UK woman's home
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@Di4mondD4y 1 wow 2 how dare you
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Me: I feel like whatever story Lana started with Born to Die ended with Lust for Life. Norman Fucking Rockwell is going to be the start of something new or at least maybe be some transitional period in her artistry McDonald’s drive thru employee: right
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
Britney getting her freedom and the first thing she does is reignite her feud with Xtina
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 years
@MysticxLipstick That "ESPECIALLY" hurt me
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
We burn the whole world down and then pretend nothing happened 😭
@MysticxLipstick
Ayoka
6 years
SAGITTARIUS: The DESTRUCTIVE temper. When Sagittarius’ temper comes out it’s fuck everybody’s feelings and they’re going to rip you a new asshole with their words. They like punching walls, doors, throwing shit into walls. They have to get it out
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
REAL LEGEND SHIT 🌟🔥
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Justin and Selena getting caught buying crack in la by a member of ms 13
@astralandro
Andy
5 years
Whats your favorite forgotten celebrity controversy? Mine is when Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House and said that Anne would have been a belieber
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
When you see it 🎯 @thejessicadore
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Is it just me or does she look like what k*m thinks she looks like?
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
5 years
Ciara at the 2019 #BlackGirlsRock 💕
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Me if I run into oomf at the Ashanti artrave ball this weekend at pride
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 years
I'm Valentina getting featured in Vogue on the day of the drag race finale
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 months
@2mm2mm2mm2mm Especially when it comes out of nowhere in the middle of a good convo like o ok lol
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@g_meineke Hell yeah 🤘🏼
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 years
@tiredofrumors She did what she had to do
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@MsKimFleming What was the playlist? Asking for a friend
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
What if we kissed 😳 on a Lapras boat ⛵️🙈
@ReviewsPokemon
Pokemon Center Reviews
4 years
Oh to ride a Lapras boat
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Look queens like violet and aquaria didn't do the one thing they're good at??!
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@ApocPlz Some of us fell into the oasis cliche but what do I know
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
2 years
My therapist is a gay, white, bald man teaching me how to rewire my brain it’s giving Jean grey
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
@trashygaytweets Emma Roberts tops him
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
I tweet for the girls that still listen to Everything In Transit!!
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
He’s 6’5, an Aries, speaks Arabic and has a black belt in kung fu
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
@starsmoonandsun “I don’t like to be relaxed” 😂😂
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 years
Just got told at this party, "Are you still petty on Twitter?"
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
It’s my birthday! Coincidentally I’ve officially been on hrt for 1 year! This birthday, and last year, has been so special to me in more ways than one. I’ve never been so happy to love and celebrate my life. Xo Jade 🥳❣️
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 years
I hate this
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
Omg I just found out about the Yolanda Hadid/Ghislane Maxwell farmhouse and was reading up on how Yo was introduced to Mohammed by Epstein/Maxwell. My mind immediately went to that blind item that said Bella was a yacht girl at Cannes
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@choppingwoodpod With a neglected child in a horrible living situation 🤔
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
Is this why I fall easily in love with guys who see """"the real me"""" and I can't keep friends even if my life depended on it
@MysticxLipstick
Ayoka
6 years
So a lot of times Sagittarius’ attract friends and lovers that aren’t actually compatible with them. These people are compatible with the personality they PRESENT to others. This is a large reason why long term relationships are VERY iffy for them. Thee end
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
🖤🦇👻🕸🎃🧛🏻‍♀️🌒 ✨Halloween 2k19✨💀🥀😈🔪⚰️🔮🖤
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
LANA DEL REY JUST SAVED 2016
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Golden hour
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
@tabifairy @femm3bot Like why is a photo of K being gagged and bound in little clothing just shrugged off as a prank by a nanny?? ESP one with rich and famous employers, no credible nanny would EVER do that. That’s the biggest red flag
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
Me, 2015 v. 2020 😘
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
1 year sober and I’m happy baby.
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
10 years
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@berlinblackout
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8 years
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
I need d*ck this powerful
@enews
E! News
6 years
Eva Mendes claimed she never thought she would be a mother, that is, until she met and fell in love with Ryan Gosling: "Then it made sense for me to have...not kids, but his kids. It was very specific to him."
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
My official statement to Jamie Spears and Lou Taylor
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 months
Stay hydrated 🤠🏜️❤️‍🔥
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 months
@queensofbravo I’m so glad her face is now matching her spirit
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
My sister ran into Harry styles at the starbucks in Seattle I want to DEYE 😭
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
1 year
Blonde Jade is such a vibe 💖🐰
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
2 years
Happy new year! 🎆💋
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
Beto announced he was running during Mercury retrograde
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
Cropped my family out lol #wbs
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
1 year
Face reveal
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
MOOD
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
Hey 🤠
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
@trashygaytweets Topshop because of those out of business sales
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
Icy ☃️❄️🎄
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
🌧🌕🌧
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
When sag season ends and cap season begins
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
2 years
Vibe update
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
🖤 Blessed Samhain, witches 🌗🐈‍⬛👻🧛🏻‍♀️🕯🎃💋🖤
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@berlinblackout
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2 years
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Wow I can’t believe Paris Hilton’s “stars are blind” is the song of the summer for the 13th year in a row
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
no one: me: *in a black strappy tank top*
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Y’all hear the fake masc voice Pete buttigieg puts on right?
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
@drugproblem Sis had the tea and that’s why hollywood blacklisted her because she was going to wake up America by exposing the elite and their puppets omg
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
2 years
💓
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
Me whenever my mom calls me princesa and my brother calls me baby sis
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
Okay they kind of did that with this 1998 eastern european call girl look....
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 years
My favorite part of keeping up with the kardashians is when they say they want to get in touch with their armenian roots and that just means grabbing food from carousel
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
9 years
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
Saturday night plans
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8 years
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
1 year
5 years no alcohol!! 😊
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
When u get asked what ur fav Britney Spears song is & u want to say "Gimme more" bc ur a hoe but u say "And then we kiss" to sound deep
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
The look in question
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
When private accounts fave ur tweets and u don't know who it is
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
Latinas be like omg how did you know I was a latina
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
8 years
@britneyspears perform break the ice at bbmas
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
It's no effort November. Period
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la bella vita
6 years
If someone wants to be in your life, they’ll be there. Never waste your time chasing people. That’s the best advice I can give you.
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
The avengers are cops
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Blackout by Britney Spears is a Halloween album
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
3 years
Found this with a crystal on my finger, hanging off my neck and 2 in my bra
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
2 years
The poc outnumbering the whites in that group pic is sending me
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
2 years
@_leegray @thirdking0208 I think having LVP and Kathy as friends has helped garcelle understand how Kyle and her lackeys operate outside of her own observations. I think she has the upper hand 🤭
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
The meth jumped out
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Neighbor gave me a 20 pound bag of avocados. LIFE IS GOOD
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
6 years
I really went out last night and came home in the am, cleaned, ate fruit, drank pressed juice, took my sertra, lit incense and did a chakra clearing meditation to cancel out my behavior
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
5 years
Disco
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
4 years
Obsessed with this mini van I just saw with the license plate “SHYNESS”
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@berlinblackout
misshawaii
7 years
Omg fetus me at 16 🍼👶🏻
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