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hey my name is Beowulf !
it/its
owned by
@Frog_Sustem
and
@Damasscus1
@ViHowlsAD
is my lil sis and i own
@RoadkillMutt
below the next week is a collection of smut i wrote
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@SteveinChippers
@KatyMontgomerie
women don't ever look at someone and think about fucking them??? have you ever spoken to a woman about her sexual desires???
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@DreamLeaf5
literally over 700 years of singular they/them to refer to people and they don't get it. wanting to fuck a werewolf and singular they/them are so only "they" was still spelled with a thorn {ΓΎ} iirc it was actually spelled ΓΎei
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@WolfyTheWitch
a. i thought this waa actual hades art as i was scrolling past
b. is "Christ" a title? i woulda put "Messiah" but im not very caught up on Christian lore
c. imma take the jesus bread
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@MasculineTakes
"Happy men are soy. Happy men are gay. to be a real man you have to be miserable." and thentThe same people wonder why men kill themselves more often p
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@latkedelrey
also where's the trash??? it doesn't even look like that's where buddy's bins are
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@LilySimpson1312
*A group of the hottest men you ever seen in your life*
"umm actually only three of these people look like men. the rest are clearly women."
like Christ but I enjoy muscular women as well but I still know what men are
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@CatgirlAnarcho
that's adorable !!
my roommate and i looked up "names that start with B" and we thought Beowulf was pretty cool
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@The_sigma_fem
"you will nevet be happy" they say spending all their time seathing over the fact that i live my life happily
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@AdamBlumenau
i know nothing about cars or electricity but like wouldn't that mean if one thing on the wire chain broke that everything past it would also break, so if brakes were after driver side speaker and that speaker broke tou wouldn't be able to break ?
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@frogmonkey420
funny joke but we prefer to use -folk ourself
firemanβ firefolk β
mailman β mailfolkβ
courierβ
β
β
reairman β repairfolkβ
policemanβ class traitorβ
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need to have someone puppytalk me while calling me stupid/dumb
"come here dummy"
"hehe i dummy"
"yes you are! yes you are! who's a stupid little idiot? you are! you are!"
i would literally be politely wagging my tail
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@LilySimpson1312
what about xxy? or xyy? or xxyy? or [One of thousands of other combinations I'm not personally aware of]????
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@weirdal_andalus
my first date with a butch lesbian had her putting a joint out on me in the middle of it
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@yasemiin_m
@SaeedDiCaprio
the man being arrested is Andrew Tate, a self admitted rapist, he's also a sex trafficker, sex pest, creep.
he claimed one if the main reasons he moved to Romania (where he lives) is because you're less likely to be convinced of rape there.
He is a rapist.
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@xaviersonline
There are subspecies of human, homo sapiens spaiens fucked them out of existence. we're all the same type of human because we're the only one who fucked hard enough
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@KatyMontgomerie
"wait the Canadian flag only represents Canadians and not other countries"
yeah a flag typically represents a specific group of people and not people outside that group
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@RightWingCope
"hmmm maybe breaking 20 of ur bones will make the trauma go away" finally a therapist worse than the one i went to see
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@halomancer1
@MattWalshBlog
ignoring all the hatred around the video this is unintentionally one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen I can't tell if it's just cuz I'm really high or what
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@LilySimpson1312
this is like that guy who had the fantasy about Nazi Germany winning and having to be a little Aryan boiwife twink
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@SteveinChippers
@KatyMontgomerie
and they've never told you they think about having sex?? maybe you should build closer relationships with women so they feel comfortable sharing personal stuff with you
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@DreamLeaf5
yes ! i literally only use it for ΓΎussy bc thussy is funny to me and ΓΎ looks between a b and a p, but yes annoying ppl online are tryna bring it back which is dumb imo
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@The_sigma_fem
now i have to be harassed by ads that give me crippling dysphoria πππ
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@Anjarchismus
@BradenIsBased
the flesh eating disease you probably have.
defiling a fucking corpse is actually really unhealthy, physically and mentally.
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@Sound_Resident
@KatyMontgomerie
people like you and I (neopronoun havers) should be somewhat paranoid, censoring our existence is the first step to our devalidation
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@xaviersonline
The knight isn't even male. It's literally a corpse. The only one of the pale kings children that has gender is Hornet, that's why she's called the gender child
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@Bernlack
@J_R_Argos
@DrifterWorkshop
the kirkhammer is objectively the sexiest weapon from soft has ever made
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@TheRightCant
i like how they could've picked literally anything else other than cotten specifically. like i can understand why the argument is being made, despite disagreeing with it, but any other example would've been better, i "wonder" why they picked cotten ad the example hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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@AliCologne
@kennedytcooper
@elonmusk
I feel bad for the kid because he didn't really want to go on the submarine. I feel nothing towards the father.
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@EuphoriTori
"oh no mannequins that actually look like the average person who shops at the store, society is failing"
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need to be thrown to the ground, kicked in the stomach when i try to get up, she keeps kicking me while im down until in a sobbing, little mess then she gently reaches down and finally breaks her silence
"Awwww silly did you fall down and hurt yourself?"
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t4t dating be like "soo there's this thing my mum used to do when i was a kid- nno not the wine thing, we can do that too if you want tho- when she'd tuck me in she'd put the blankets iver my head and joke "i thought you wanted to me to tuck you in?" when i took them off my face"
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@woodstockSSB
man "so u fucc???"
woman "I'd prefer to talk about my interests, this is a *dating* show not a *have sex* show"
man "π‘π‘π‘π‘"
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@SuperDQ64
@hippiespiderman
@GundamIsHere
they'll literally ignore characters that are trans or even non binary (Astolfo.) but cry and piss their pants if a side character in one panel of a comic is even slightly queer
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gf who makes me her live in pet
gf who makes me dependent on her
gf who says its okay to call.her Mummy in public
gf who calls me her daughter
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@IsabellaScar2
i 100% absolutely believe "dude" is gender neutral, if someone tells me not to call them that i stop doing it immediately like a normal person
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@StopTweetingMia
if you're supposed to look like a man in that picture, according to transphobes, then I guess I don't know what men look like.
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@DreamLeaf5
@TheRocketRalph
Yes. however there's three is often misrepresented. if I remember correctly she had like third degree burns on her genitals. The coffee was extremely too hot, like Even for the average McDonald's customer who prefers their coffee hotter the coffee was too hot
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@m0nst3r1nks
@illmondnuts
@4xirispace
also spoilers
even then that just seems like the amount of times she's rotated around the sun not her "age" she still seems like that same scared child lashing out. to me at least
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texting my dad "how old r u ?" so i know what to set my grindr age range to
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@Egg_irl_bot
I'm for and against this, on one hand wow medicine good, on the other hand it seems like it'll be used as medical gatekeeping, I can see the right now "Oh I respect trans women, just the real ones" meaning the (at least in usa) the people who could afford the surgery
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@dreemurr_ishere
@CultOfHoodies
where is it ever stated that Minnie mouse and Mickey mouse are related?
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@ExInfanteer
@TerribleFinance
airbnb was good until it literally ruined my provinces housing market, dozens of homes get built here with no intention of anybody ever actually living in them they're all just airbnbs
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@oncloud_e
moood
"Do you mind signing this?"
"Sure! I love signing my name!" I've been doing this since the name change went though but haven't figured out how to make it sound non-sarcastic yet
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@HaymanLiron
@ZoeSchiffer
@e
how? how does the blockchain stop the CEO of the company that owns your account from just going "this is mine now" how exactly does that stop them from doing that? because as far as I'm aware if I hack your account and steal your n/f/t then on the blockchain it's mine.
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