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@benz0beauty

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delusions of insanity. not your (neuro)typical girl. unironic smiths fan and bumper sticker user.

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i’m bringing being annoying back into the mainstream
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a lot of people wouldn’t get it but i do
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@benz0beauty
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@sveltegf you told BOTH of the hadids?!??
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
said that she a lesbian girl me too
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. @Drake & @TaylorSwift13 hang out in latest Instagram post: “They too soft to understand the meaning of hard work”
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
yes, it's sad that you all have covid. but i have boy fever which is was worse and more terminal
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@benz0beauty
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1 year
if you don’t get it i feel bad for you
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
girl who's still obsessed with a man who she talked to for only 8 weeks over 6 months ago
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@benz0beauty
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6 months
thought this guy and i were flirting and then..
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
23 fucking hours together on a FIRST date just for this man to look me in the eyes, tell me he’s “emotionally unavailable and not really looking for anything” and that he’ll see me around “maybe”
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
this man told me on our 23 hour first date that he wasn’t ready for anything serious actually
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
oh dua... im sure bella will be a good shoulder to cry on
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Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid 'pull the plug on their two-year relationship'
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@sveltegf honored
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
not this… anything but this…
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
man who said he would make me his slut and throw me around is 5’4 and has the gay pinocchio voice
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
QUICK someone get bella in there
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Dua Lipa Hungary
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📸 | @DUALIPA at the beach in Portofino, Italy last Saturday! (28/05) #1
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
do we think addison rae is the new bella hadid yet or is she still working her way up ?
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
telling me happy birthday, unlike many things in life, is not a choice - it is a requirement
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
still can’t believe kanye wrote the life of pablo about the backyardigans penguin
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@benz0beauty
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10 months
the way eldest daughters have managed to brand themselves as the most oppressed as if middle kids aren’t right there
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
her first decision is to put cocaine back in there
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Kate Moss has been appointed creative director of @DietCoke  – its first in more than a decade.
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
OMG
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
dykevon lee carlson ?!???
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
allegations against paul for violent homophobia actually the icing on the cake here
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probably the funniest response phoebe bridgers could have made to snail mail
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
found some random little girl’s art etsy page and i could cry look what i just bought
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
it would be funny if it werent true
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3 years
@dietcokegirI i can smell it a mile away like a shark
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
not sure why tiktok is failing to grasp that their casting choice for the myorar narrator should not blatantly have lip filler and a brow lift, even if she is a pretty blonde woman
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
i’m catholic and a lesbian but i don’t practice either
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@benz0beauty
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18 days
liam payne dying craziest news i’ve heard in a long time but what’s crazier is me telling my coworkers and some of them not knowing who he is
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
this is how a sociopath texts
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
it's so SICK and it's so TWISTED!!!! but it's true
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
even a sky ferreira teaser won’t make me believe her
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
i would've made an amazing straight girl is the hard thing
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
sometimes it's the people you love who betray you
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2 years
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
you are my sunshine my only sunshine
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
go little rockstar trend actually making me mad asf.. perhaps irrationally
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
get you a man who will pretend to send out a blast about having deleted instagram to everyone after you decline to follow him
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@benz0beauty
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1 year
made this my background to remember
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
a relationship should be 50/50, he tries with an unnerving commitment to never see me again i make myself an inoperable tumor on the mass of his life
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
i love the thought of lorde and mitski beefing actually keep it up girls!
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
so i charted your love for me in this excel sheet - as you can see it experienced a steep decline here in Q4 '03 and has failed to recover since. we hoped the underperfomance was due to market misperceptions, but it now seems to be a reflection of a fundamental undervaluing
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
girl who doesnt handle rejection well and is going to ruin the rest of her life over it
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
sorry i dont want us to normalize homosexuality i still like all the attention i get from telling people i like girls
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@benz0beauty
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11 months
am i the problem or are men not normal anymore ?
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
no one does it like doordash delivery drivers
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
OMGGGG !!! orion carloto buying from my shop i’m going to burst
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3 years
@baklavaIamp tell them im interested in covering the gay bella hadid conspiracy
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
what the girls need this year is a daily probiotic, a khan academy account, and to face their fear of the road. you're all getting quite embarrassing
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
@dietcokegirI i know i would’ve watched the youtube tutorial for making this and felt pure bliss
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
not only do i want a man who is the committal type i want him to be talking about marriage immediately and with more enthusiasm than any woman i know
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
no because if i find out any of you have twitter close friends and i’m not in there i’ll be so devastated i might never log on again
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
shady AF comebacks
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
anyways i got over my crush !!!! now life lacks both meaning and suffering again
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
not this twink putting her on the edge
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@benz0beauty
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1 year
gonna go be gay since lily rose depp normalized it
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
not bella hadid’s ig story tribute to her boyfriend literally looking like a girl dedicating a galentine’s post to her GBF 😭
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@benz0beauty
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1 year
tell me you understand my fall vision
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@benz0beauty
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11 months
i saw this and gasped. she is my mother
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
anyways if i dont meet a feminine lesbian that's assertive enough to boss me around soon im going to end up on the national news
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
God send me another situationship please 🙏 I swear another brown haired Libra will be good for me
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3 years
im not asexual i just dont know what im doing
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3 years
even people you respect will have auto-caps on sometimes
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
i wasn’t a teenage dirtbag. i was just a bitch
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
she already has that show me the banana lyric she’s perfect for this
@polacheknews
Caroline Polachek News ✶𓏲ּ꩜ .ᐟ
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Caroline Polachek will be part of the "Minions: Rise of Gru" soundtrack, produced by Jack Antonoff. The soundtrack will also feature many other artists suchs as Phoebe Bridgers, Weyes Blood, St. Vincent and Kali Uchis.
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
whole time i was on this date looking at this man get more and more grotesque by the second i was thinking. damn crazy how none of the women i know get uglier when i look at them. hope his dorian gray ass never knows peace
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
women don’t anguish and yearn like they used to
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
cant stand it when the naturally beautiful waste their gift like .. STOP with the funky haircuts and dyed pit hair
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2 years
firm believer that if i were in jurassic park the dinosaurs would just like, be nice to me
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women will start sentences with “the raccoon i’m trying to domesticate” and still expect us to take them seriously
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
bella hadid dating a balding man oh it’s so sick
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
i cannot name a single other college graduate who has never been in a relationship ☺️
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
he was so fucking PUNY too he literally fit into my women’s xs pajamas. i hope a plane flies into his apartment
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
nobody tells you this but with two iced lattes and 20mg of adderall a day you will never experience human cravings again
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
cant stop showing this to my indie boys
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
cant stop talking to myself about a now very-old situationship
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
no tweets for two weeks and you are all going to deal with it. i’m an island gyal but i still love you all dearly. kisses until i’m back
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
the base of a woman’s hierarchy of needs consists of
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
that one girl on twitter who don't play about bella hadid
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@benz0beauty
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1 year
heather BIRTHDAY today btw…
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
still no signature scent this is literally worse than my being homeless thing
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@benz0beauty
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1 year
found out he hooked up with the ex girlfriend he’s in love with while we were on vacation
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
insane to think that some people are over the age of 18 and dating someone they met in high school
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
before anyone discourages me from readopting recreational drug use, remember how much i used to tweet? we can all have that back 🙏
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@benz0beauty
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10 months
getting tinder ads as someone who’s banned from the app is so insulting .. LET ME IN
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3 years
i know i like her entirely too much because when this aired i didnt find it embarrassing at all
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
muse boy saga is over thank you for everyone who faithfully stayed tuned
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@benz0beauty
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11 months
hit my vape one last time
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3 years
i am officially a college graduate
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
sticking my head in the oven but not in a suicidal way im just cold
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@benz0beauty
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2 years
i don’t think it’s actually possible to have a boyfriend i think you guys are lying
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3 years
sometimes i walk around with my headphones around my neck like im in pitch perfect
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
i say i want a man who listens to fiona apple but realistically if i met one i would just call him gay
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
sitting on kitchen countertops is for GIRLS only
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
you are NOT a milf if you only have sons!!! men are not people
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
men are SO weird
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@benz0beauty
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3 years
i have been on a date for 16.5 hours and running . LEAVE
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girl who’s “hoe phase” was two people in one night
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