ok last month i was asked to roast the staff of a hospice at their holiday zoom party and the person who booked me sent me notes on the employees to help me prepare roasts and they were all like this lmfao
hey if you play trivia at a bar you should NOT be shushing the normal people at the bar just drinking and talking and chilling cause that's what a bar is for, not your twisted little games of facts
a lot of people are pointing out that these are all the options...idk another option is coming to my comedy show about death in a funeral home next month
tix at:
lol i am the last person this testing site will see today and the staff asked me to be responsible for telling all the people who come after me that they cant get tested this rules
Joe Biden: club comedian, traditional standup
Elizabeth Warren: traditional stand up but kinda alt-y
Bernie Sanders: weird fucked up sketch comedian
Andrew Yang: math comedian?
Amy Klobuchar: a "humorist"
Pete Buttigieg: booker who is not funny and also does musical comedy
Gutted. Ted Kaczynski and I came up together doin open mics. from back rooms of dive bars to makeshift cabins in the woods, he was always so friggin funny. i don't agree w/ how he lived his life fully, but they say in this biz u gotta be undeniable, and Ted was undeniably Ted 💔
i dont think people who live outside of NYC understand what's happening in New York. cases are surging, we're running out of tests and results are taking 4-5 days, and rich kids who went to NYU are still making shitty content and getting industry recognition for it
boyfriend mode in full effect as i retweet my brilliant girlfriend's defenders on her tender, nuanced, and beautifully written essay that today's discourse centers on and many seem to willfully be misreading