Ben Maller
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Storyteller, provocateur, rabble-rouser, raconteur, professional blabbermouth, sarcasm specialist, doctorate in insomnia, distant relative of Nostradamus
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🍋🍋🍋Viva Las Vegas!🍒🍒🍒
What: Maller Meet & Greet in Sin City.
When: Aug 3, 2024, 3pm-5pm+
Where: "Stake Out Bar & Grill…" 4800 S. Maryland Parkway (Near UNLV)
Who: Me, Eddie, Coop, LaReina
Why: Schmooze.
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Since nobody in NFL is interested, Colin Kaepernick is now handing out men's suits in front of NYC parole offices.
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Donald Trump has just issued an executive order giving Patriots 41 points.
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Manny Pacquiao attempted 48% more punches than Adrien Broner, landing 62 more total than his opponent. Pacquiao connected on 44 more body shots than Broner who was only credited with THREE the entire 12 round fight. This was a domination situation.
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Wow... President
@realDonaldTrump
is booked to appear on Fox Sports Radio today with
@ClayTravis
at 8am ET and 5am PT.
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Congrats to Ed Orgeron on winning title at LSU, this is as good a time as any to remind you a USC booster told me Coach O couldn’t be permanent coach because he “didn’t look or sound” like the USC football coach is supposed to look or sound. Enjoy Clay Helton.
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Our guy
@BackAftaThis
has done more to promote Mike Francesa and sports talk radio in general than anyone else on Twitter. He should be celebrated instead of muzzled.
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NFL official gave John Harbaugh crazy eyes when he charged at Kiko Alonso
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Next game Patrick Beverley needs to get under Kevin Durant's thin skin earlier in the game.
#Equalizer
#NBAPlayoffs
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This is the proper way to have the cheating Astros traveling circus leave San Diego after the Padres crushed them.
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Packers are paying $98,700,000 guaranteed for this Aaron Rodgers golf cart ride.
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Coach Mike Zimmer trusted the Vikings offense to get a first down on a 4th and short, then he had faith in his defense to stop Russell Wilson from going 94 yards. They both imploded in the final minutes.
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One of the great sports photos of 2019, this is award winning.
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If MLB ends up playing games without fans because of the Coronavirus, Miami Marlins have a competitive advantage from years of experience.
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Consider this your Friday news dump, the new deal is done, tremendously excited to be continuing "Ben Maller Show" on Fox Sports Radio into 2019. My second career at Costco will have to wait.
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Dodgers win the pennant! Dodgers win the pennant! Dodgers win the pennant! This is not a drill. Dodgers win the pennant!
#ThisTeam
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For years people have said “you have lots of gall,” for the dumb things said on radio, well after this weekend, no longer have a gall bladder, thanks to docs, nurses and my wife for dragging my ass to hospital, on DL until cleared by doctors, it’s good to be alive!
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LeBron James "playoff mode" activated shot 3/13 FG (23%) with three turnovers in the second half against that intimidating Memphis Grizzlies defense. Another Lakers loss. Reminder Space Jam 2 will be filming during the NBA playoffs.
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Orbit is taking a page out of the cheating Astros players, refusing to answer direct questions, what a weasel.
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If Cowboys win this game that botched review on Saints Michael Thomas catch will be used as NFL conspiracy. (He caught ball)
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How pathetic do Mike Trout, Bryce Harper and all the other idiot players who tweeted out “tell us when and where” to owners only to overwhelmingly reject the 2020 season.
#frauds
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Budweiser Clydesdales parading around field just took massive shit in front of Dodgers dugout. Not kidding.
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Clippers are playing chess while the Lakers are playing connect four. Serge Ibaka is so much better than Montrezl Harrell, what a steal of a deal. Harrell is a DH, he doesn't play defense.
#ItsHipToClip
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Katy Perry is the first person to get the Dolphins into the Super Bowl since Dan Marino.
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On a positive note, Mike Tomlin's Steelers will be VERY rested next time they play the Patriots.
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“It is not length of life, but depth of life.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Kobe left endless memories for generations of NBA fans, his legacy will be everlasting.
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President Trump
@realDonaldTrump
back on FSR with
@ClayTravis
for the second time in a few weeks, this has to be some kind of record for Presidential calls into a sports radio show.
#impressive
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So the Lakers have a past his prime LeBron James and Anthony Davis who is made of paper mache, what could possibly go wrong? Haha
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RIP "Rachel from Montebello" one of our overnight calling friends!
@benmaller
RIP Rachel from Montebello. We laid her to rest today. She loved your show. Thanks to you and the guys for entertaining her over the years. 🙏🏼 Respect
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Kaepernick 4-20 record in past 24 starts with poor 82.7 QB rating, yet many national media embarrassingly campaigning for his employment.
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Thomas Jefferson would never have founded the University of Virginia had he known basketball team would lose to No. 16 seed UMBC.
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LeBron James has groin injury, fortunately vast majority of NBA media will gladly massage him back to health.
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Joe Kelly has been garbage as a Dodger, he wasn’t even on the 2017 team but still had the balls to defend the integrity of baseball against those cheating scoundrel Astros. Good job by him!
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Great job by officials, NFL doesn't want them deciding the game, good non-call, Saints still had several chances to win and blew it. If you need help from refs to win the game, you are pathetic. It's
#LARams
#SuperBowl
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Interesting factoid from
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on with
@ClayTravis
, my guy
@DannyGradio
has confirmed that President Trump called into the Fox Sports Radio hotline himself, without handlers making the connection!
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Excited to announce I have inked new deal with Premiere Networks to continue Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio!
#Grateful
#ThanksP1s
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Those "NBA Insiders" said 99% to Toronto, "I'm Told" Lakers, it turns out Kawhi Leonard is not a follower, he's a trendsetter with the Clippers.
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Astros ringleader Jose Altuve is a known cheat, unpunished, what kind of illegal activities is he using now in the den of inequity that is Houston baseball?
#NoJusticeNoPeace
WATCH/SHARE:
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Suns, Knicks, Cavaliers are the NBA’s three WORST teams a combined 41-148 (.217), they have now all beaten once mighty Lakers this season. LeBron James “Playoff Mode” clearly doesn’t work in much tougher Western Conference. Let the excuse making continue!
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LeBron James could "stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody" and "not be fined, suspended or sent to sensitivity training by Adam Silver"
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Nothing says opening night in the NBA like protesters for Hong Kong outside Staples Center.
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Jags QB Gardner Minshew had 213 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT, and 97.2 passer rating, becoming the second QB in NFL history to have a passer rating of 95+ in his first four games, joining former Redskins QB Mark Rypien.
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It's no longer all fun and games, the coronavirus just hit home for me. My beloved Costco "out of an abundance of caution" has stopped handing out samples. Time to move up the Doomsday Clock.
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Happy New Year to the Maller Militia! Thanks for another great year, may 2020 provide you with much good health, success, happiness and continued insomnia.
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Parking: $75
Beer: $18
Hot Dog: $10
Cowboys ticket: $200
Dak Prescott riding the vomit comet in a playoff game: priceless.
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Cleaning out some old sports memorabilia from my youth and found this classic old school
@Jim_Everett
Rams poster from back in the day.
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NFL to investigate Bill Belichick for "intentionally manipulating the weather" Patriots locker room attendant spotted taking "cloud seeding" book into bathroom for roughly 90 seconds.
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Dave Roberts really liked Kenley Jansen in that spot. Dodgers deserved to lose. Jansen has been kryptonite late in the season. Couldn't get Brett Phillps a career .202 hitter out to close a
#WorldSeries
game.
#embarrassing
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It's pretty wild that hardcore
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#WorldSeries
, except Dave Roberts who actually manages the team and gets paid to make these decisions.
#weak
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Wandering the streets of Seattle before we hang with the Maller Militia tonight!
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Astros exposed as frauds, they lost all four games in ALCS after cheating scandal was exposed.
#embarrassing
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Rob Manfred is working as a mob underboss protecting the cheating 2017 Astros at all costs. Manfred just penalized Joe Kelly more than the entire roster of mama luke’s from Houston. Manfred is a co-conspirator in this fraud.
Los Angeles Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly has been suspended eight games. In announcing it, MLB referred to Kelly's past history with intentional throwing, the fastball that buzzed Alex Bregman and his taunting of Carlos Correa.
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Kobe Bryant and Harvey Weinstein now have a couple of things in common. Hooray for Hollywood!
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Band back together one last time.
@DannyGradio
@uhbroncofan
@Eddieonfox
good luck to Danny in his new gig.
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Happy New Year to my guys in the
#MallerMilitia
for making it through 2020, looking forward much better times in 2021 as we “Try to take over the world” doing one marginal sports show at a time!
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We picked the Clippers and they humiliated us with three gutless losses, if you dish it out you gotta take it, on the radio all night getting our medicine with the dunce cap!
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Speeding in the fast lane on road to recovery looks like I’ll be back on my “bully pulpit,” behind the powerful microphones of FOX on Ben Maller Show this Sunday/Monday 2am ET, 11pm PT. Appreciate the many messages of support, ready for the normalcy of “hot take” sports radio.
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Does Al Michaels realize Mike Zimmer would have to use his eyes on Twitter?
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Hate to see those crybaby Saints lose in overtime. Can't wait to see what rule Sean Payton is going to whine about and change this offseason.
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Good news for Colin Kaepernick fans, it turns out Patriots owner Robert Kraft has no problem with the woman in the massage parlor taking a knee.
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Dave Roberts and Andrew Friedman are both on my shit list, get rid of these bums. Joe Kelly was the big pickup to solidify the bullpen, pitches like Kershaw’s son
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Maller Report Card: Ramón Laureano gets straight A’s, continue to humiliate those cheating Assholes from Houston!
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MLB and the henchmen from Nike have destroyed the All-Star game tradition of players wearing their own uniforms, instead, it looks like a beer league softball game at the neighborhood park.
#Fail
#F
#HeadsShouldRoll
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Antonio Brown lasted 11 days in New England, he’s the Anthony Scaramucci of the Belichick administration.
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Wouldn't be shocked if John Elway is finally on thin ice in Denver, could see Peyton Manning eventually coming in to run the football ops department for Broncos.
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Astros had a grand total of four hits against
#Dodgers
pitching, it's amazing how ineffective George Springer, Jose Altuve, and Alex Bregman look without trash cans and buzzers.
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Remember that you're not allowed to question the "analytics," no matter how many points Lions coach Dan Campbell leaves on the field during the NFC Championship game because some Poindexter shows you a Venn diagram telling you to "go for it!"
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LeBron James is such a good teammate he stomped off the court midway through the fourth quarter.
#sportsmanship
#LakeShow
#NBA
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Fun Fact: Baker Mayfield first No. 1 pick in
#NFLDraft
history to be tackled by Fayetteville Police Department.
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Patriots magical formula? Giants will spend NFL record $33,879,730 on players NOT on the roster, Ravens No. 3 ($23,678,913) Steelers No. 4 ($23,060,167) the Patriots are 31st in "dead money" at only $682,699, via Spotrac.
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Congrats to FSR morning man
@ClayTravis
as he heads over to help fill the massive shoes of the late broadcasting icon in Rush Limbaugh. Mega-Dittos
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Having a better night than the Dodgers so far, this has been a blast with Marlins Man telling me stories about all the people he has seen and the places he’s been!
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Big thanks to the
@66ersBaseball
for their hospitality. Amazing turnout from Maller Militia near and far, we had listeners fly in from as far away as Denver, Minnesota and Puerto Rico. Great time hanging with all the P1’s!!!
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Jonathan Isaac has the biggest balls in the NBA, change my mind.
Orlando Magic player Jonathan Isaac stood alone for the national anthem.
This is what courage looks like. When the rest of the NBA took a knee, Isaac stood with pride for America.
Sometimes, when you stand for what is right, you must stand alone.
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Lamar Jackson wasn’t very 'quarterbacky’ in the AFC Title game, he sucked at a time you cannot suck.
@MonseBolanos
called it months ago!
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Lakers lost AGAIN to the short handed No. 5 seeded Heat and now the
#NBAFinals
are going to a sixth game, another embarrassment for LeBron James! Jimmy Buckets is making this a dogfight!
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Legendary Maller Militia caller unmasked. Wonderful woman, playful, sweet, fun and feisty personality, RIP
#JeanieInMedford
For those that are interested - here is an old photograph of our beloved Jeanie in Medford
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Hanging with my buddy Marlins Man as we melt in the rotisserie oven that is Dodger Stadium tonight.
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Have a feeling if Andrew Luck was making $50k a year he wouldn’t be retiring at age 29, this is a byproduct of having banked $97,107,998 from Colts.
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“If you filibuster they will listen in the middle of the night!” It’s all because of YOU hardcore members of the
#MallerMilitia
THANKS!
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Timberwolves getting Jimmy Butler trumps everything else in draft. Minnesota wins the day.
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Since NCAA has canceled March Madness, we would like to congratulate the Dayton Flyers men's basketball team on winning the national championship!
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Someone let Rob Manfred know that Tyson Fury seems overjoyed to get a "piece of metal"
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We are watching the disintegration of the Lamar Jackson hype train, it's gone off the rails.
#Ravens
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Looking forward to being back in the catbirds seat tonight inside the magic radio box as we bark about the
#NFL
wildcard games!
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George Carlin died on this date back in 2008, was God of stand up comedy with his “seven dirty words you can never say on Television,” also a consumer of sports radio, occasionally calling into shows as “George from Venice”
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Astros alternative uniforms for 2020 are a must have for the kool-aid drinking fans in Houston.
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Dave Roberts best managerial move was NOT pitching Clayton Kershaw in Game 7 of the NLCS, that was the key for the Dodgers.
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