Bellah
@bellah_mkachala
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BTS die hard fan😊🔶TECH🔶CODING🧑💻😊🔶
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2020
Last year a mat I was boarding iligonga Audi hapa thika tulitoroka wote hady msee wa mayai na njugu😂😂.
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Which Series can you watch thrice without getting bored???.
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Ukijua we women date who we want, you will never spend a minute chasing anyone.
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Nishawai nyamba kando ya mlevi akasema kukienda ivi kutanyesha mafi,sijawai heal 😂😂😃.
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Kama bado haujawai lipia mwanaume rent bado hujafall in love.
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I was in a wedding today and this man opposite looked at me and said"Everytime you smile I feel like inviting you to my place",I asked in excitement "Are you single?".He replied "No I am a dentist" 🥺🥺.
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Date Dem type yako si aty ukiitishwa 2k unazima simu,Tafuta kienyeji umnunulie miwa mtafune.
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Hii weather inafikiria Kila mtu akona mtu,Wacha tuongeze duvet tujifunike gubigubi.
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Pablo Escobar's friends destroyed a city to get him out of jail while your friends are just thinking of stealing your girlfriend.
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Kama unalala kwa Church service ya 2hrs ,,,utaweza kuimba mbinguni kila siku ?😂😂.
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Imagine kulogin twitter and the first thing you see is your pillar of strength amepeana number aekewe ka kitu.
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Unaweza pata miguu ilikuwa mikono ikapigwa heartbreak ikaenda kuskia vibaya na Huko chini.
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Tell me whet killed your feelings for someone you were madly love with?.
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Tangu nijoin Campo nimekula chapo 20k,maharagwe Lori mbili, sukuma acre nne na nyama quarter 😂😂💔.
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Unaamua kusurprise chali yako kwa keja yake unampata na Dem wake🥺😩😂.
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Back in Highschool kuna subject hata ukose kusomea sana utapita tu, mine was Mathematics😌.Yours?.
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Yesterday we were out with my friends and suddenly this guy blacked out suddenly.Kumbe aliwekewa ‘mchele’ na some shawry alikua amempata kwa hio club.Before we noticed his phone and wallet had gone.The lady was nowhere to be seen.
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Women are strong, its not easy to carry the evidence of sex in public 😂😂.
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Unaambia mgeni achukue kikombe kitchen unaskia sufuria ya nyama ikifunikwa.
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Mjifunze kukiss huyu ananigongesha meno ka visu za butchery😂😂😂.
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Tafuta pesa ndio ukizeeka unacheza golf ama chess,sio Kila time ni kulaani watu.
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Primary kulikua na wasee wako already na 380 marks na bado hajaongezewa Kiswahili their favorite subject ,wewe umeweka zote plus corrections na iko 310 bado😂.
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Unashangaa mbona surgeon amevaa earphones akifanya surgery kumbe anaskiza procedure YouTube 😂😂.
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Hata kama kuna Zebra crossing,we wacha Gari ya miraa ipite kwanza,,a lesson no one will ever teach you😂.
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Black or white.Each at 2500. To order call:0747243360. J Cole Worl Cup Enzo Casemiro McTominay Ksh 1450 All Blacks Oriwo Boys High School KMTC Ronald Karauri Greenwood
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Apart from Netflix and YouTube which sites do you use to stream movies/series?.
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Watu wanapiga sherehe huku nje lakini wako very focused na maisha .Don't be fooled😂.
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Always give fat people wrong directions. These people need extra exercises. 😂😂.
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As long as marriage haiko kwa 10 commandments isikupee pressure Bana tulia 🌝🌝.
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Cooking oil,fuel,sugar,taxes,everything is going up these days. except for short people.
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Unaambiangwa ,,"I don't wanna lose you"ama unadate gaidi 😂😂.
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Hakuna kitu ya maana kama kujua kuongea vibaya,unaweka Kila mtu mahali anafaa.
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Mimi nayo baridi haitanimaliza Wacha tu nijipeleke hady sitaitisha fare 😩😩.
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Unadhani umepata soulmate kumbe mtu ametoka heartbreak amekuja revenge.
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Being single hits different when you are in a relationship.
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"Bhangi Haina effect kwangu" ako rooftop anatoa mabati isinyeshewe.
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Usiniulize kama niko na mtu jua mtu lazima akuwe. Uliza kama ako serious?.
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"Umeanza kuwa mkora"hits different when it comes from your Mom 😂😂.
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My fellow thick women be careful men are so kind during this season😂😂.
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Living alone makes you feel hady maembe inaweza kuwa supper.
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When I was young my bed story was basically three words,"Nikirudi nipate umelala".
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Nilisare story na matusi ile day rafiki yangu aliambiwa ako na mapua Kama kiti ya baiskeli😂😂😂.
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If you don't plan these two months well while others are flying to Dubai or Diani you will be going to shagz.
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Usiniulize kama niko na mtu juu mtu lazima akuwe. Uliza kama ako serious?.
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Kama hujawai lipia mwanaume rent, bado hujapenda mwanaume vizuri.
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To anybody feeling unloved today ,,,hio Ni kionjo tu utaona mengi 😂😂.
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Leo karibu nitume pesa kwa wrong number lakini insufficient funds ni nani 😂.
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Hakuna mtu hukuwa busy kama boyfriend hakutaki. He will be like,"baby ngoja nifunge fridge I will call you back.😂😂.
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Once in awhile please change your profile pic🙏 this is twitter not a national ID😂😂🙌.
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Saa hii ukifanya makosa ya kuniuliza,"Are you okay?" Naanza tu kulia.
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If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?.
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Leo kuna mtu relationship yake imefika one year na mtu wako😂.
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Nachill unitext na wewe pia unangojea nikutext,kwani hutaki tuongeleshane? 😂.
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I will surely ask my kids how it feels to be born in a rich home?.
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Dating someone who respects your partner is very important.
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Ukiwa huna pesa hata ukifukuza nzi huwa inarudi mchezecheze.
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Hakuna statement mwanaume huandika na machungu kama,"Are you still coming?".
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I will never listen to anyone who does not pay my bills,we rusha mdomo tu.
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My friends can you roast you hady ushikwe na suicidal thoughts.
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Unafanya electrical engineering na bado unalipa tokens. Failure !!!!!.
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Mnashangaa mbona hii generation yetu imemea pembe hivi,kumbe tulisoma longhorn😂.
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In my prime ningekuwa nishaiba kitabu ya prefect ya noise makers nikatupa Kwa choo 😂😂.
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What if that person coming to sleepover does not wake up? Utafanya Nini 😂😂.
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Unanipeleka dinner alaf unapiga simu ukielekea kwa gate,kwani unataka tushindane mbio.
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