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@beeofstagnancy
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setting the record straight: if you don’t like/dislike everything to the exact same level as me you’re a bad person
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@MuskTillDawn You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s own double wedding
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@claireeshaffer Explaining dreampop to my parents was a dead-end until I said "Twin Peaks music"
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@NeilNevins it's the most subversive animated sitcom of 2006!
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@StealingValerie (high-pitched feminine voice) “oh no this guy is even paler than the last one”
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@beeofstagnancy
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@grace_roso she’s selling 4 different-colored versions of the same album as a feminist statement
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@jlazebnik aw i wanted to use that one
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was just reminded of the greatest tattoo i’ve ever seen (photo not mine)
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@Srirachachau sure they have
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@NeilNevins “kid critic” sounds like he rates his peers on an A to F scale
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“Cincinnati Bengals” is a triumph of linguistic euphony. It’s like driving down a bumpy road that suddenly turns smooth
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@Srirachachau “I have some mannerisms that are perceived as feminine” HOLY SHIT QUEER ICON
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@barkeaterchief @Indiawaltonbflo Real “but what about STRAIGHT pride?” energy here
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@Horse_Jeans shades of
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@dril Marriage Story (2019)
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@MeWeFree_ I know it's beloved by those who know it, but it still seems underrated
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@tomatofan2 @verymimi Ah yes, the little-known Ludacris
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@beeofstagnancy
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no he doesn’t. what the fuck
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@beeofstagnancy
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amazing
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@beeofstagnancy
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@Marcissist bowie w/ aladdin sane for cover (not sure which would be most iconic musically)
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@beeofstagnancy
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these new IDLES lyrics are just incredible
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@beeofstagnancy
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@Horse_Jeans i mildly ribbed swifties once and got so many “you’re not a real woman” comments lol
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@beeofstagnancy
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@PetreRaleigh i think it's most egregious when it's the case of an actor winning for playing a Celebrity. like there's no way rami malek doing freddie mercury cosplay in a shitty frankensteined biopic is the best (male) performance of any year
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@NeilNevins grandpa is staunchly anti-vaxx
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@UncleScottiepoo @bornposting centrism is not “criticizing two people with power and influence at once”
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@Srirachachau get biden on hot ones
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@beeofstagnancy
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also hey if you wanna throw me a buck or two i certainly would appreciate it 💜 venmo: mimi-kenny cashapp: $mimikenny
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@dylmdav *Watches Good Time, Lady Bird, and The Green Knight* “Ugh every A24 movie is the same”
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i feel like there was a time when we just accepted that pop stars’ time in the spotlight were by and large ephemeral and we were for the better for it
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Former Observer & HuffPost journalist claims Katy Perry’s career decline was planned by “some people,” similar to how Christina Aguilera’s career was sabotaged. They then alleged writers “trashed” Katy to generate clicks, more money. Last year, former Pitchfork writers alleged
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@beeofstagnancy
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@JoePerticone @ibrahimpols I can watch this video with the sound off and know exactly what's being said and with what tone of voice
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@beeofstagnancy
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this stereogum thing is a psy-op masterminded by indiecast
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@nostaticatalll @dj_big_naturals If it’s been more than 10 years since your one and only Oscar nomination, you shouldn’t be allowed to mention it in marketing
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they’re playing @backxwash at ace hardware
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@RetvrnOfTheMatt i love the idea of someone spitefully ordering a copy of larry the cable guy's memoir, waiting for it to arrive in the mail, sitting down to read it from page one, and then "well i'll be..."
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@beeofstagnancy
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oh hey happy three years on estrogen to me 💜 still very much embracing loving myself 💕
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@beeofstagnancy
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2021 has been…interesting Hi, I’m Mimi (She/They) and I’m trans
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@inthefade huey lewis and the news frontman
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@dniellechelosky fleetwood mac surely did at least once
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Neil Young & Crazy Frog
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@NeilNevins i genuinely think you could release a 2D movie full of tex avery-style animation (so let’s say, just for most obvious example, a looney tunes movies - non-space jam) and absolutely clean up due to nostalgia + novelty alone
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@beeofstagnancy
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My favorite thing about watching Euphoria is when my cat turns to me as if to ask what the fuck we’re watching
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@NeilNevins “this was a coronation fit for a king” “yeah, burger king!”
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@SophyRomvari it’s pretty freeing to realize you don’t have to watch stuff out of obligation and can just curate based on your own tastes
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@Horse_Jeans it’s kinda like how terrence malice movies suddenly went from once a decade to like every other year
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@WrittenByHanna They'll also get a pizza party if they complete their multiplication tables
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survived my 20s 💜
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THIS IS SO GOOD
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oh hey happy 2 years on e(strogen) to me
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@judysquirrels JESSE LEMONS
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moon kil sun
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who got that one Jeopardy clip
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@beeofstagnancy
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Had a great talk with @diggy_simmons about his new album, out today
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i lived it: i searched for a joanna newsom song on spotify
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@theneedledrop Lil Baby and Gunna don’t sound like Young Thug. They sound like Thugger if he had absolutely no passion
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to be fair to swifties, if i listened to nothing but the most mid music i’d be pretty annoying too
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nobody who is aware of tenacious d is unaware of who kyle gass is
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The upside of all of this is that now everybody knows the name of the other guy in Tenacious D.
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@EmmaTolkin there all is aching
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this is the official myra thread:
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i am 31 years old today
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@adamjohnsonCHI you mean halting, defensive tv interviews didn’t do the trick?
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@Srirachachau Just gonna use this to say that “Band on the Run” is an amazing song
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@grace_roso monetizing the humiliation of your children
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@televisionaryZW @tombreihan I’ve heard some bad takes but wow
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@UsandSamanThem @ShadowTodd a bad blood desire diss at this point is so past its sell date
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@FranziaMom it’s not the saddest music but it’s pretty damn sad pretty often
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i assure you this is not “for” me
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@jack_hamilton WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO EAT CORN ON THE COB
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Can't believe @lowtheband are nominated in the same Grammy category as Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga
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enjoying some post-rock pizza
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lol i edited the fennesz wikipedia two days ago and it’s still unchanged
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@summeranne The Milky Bar Kid has been portrayed by actors of all ages
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@Ordinary1World Only two people knew who RBG was at the costume party last night. This talks to the dire need for a complete educational overhaul in the U.S.
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“what’s your favorite b52’s song?”
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three months pre-estrogen // one year post best decision i ever made for myself
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@xdannyxbrownx “clean laundry”
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@Srirachachau Also Nick Cannon just lost a kid what the fuck is wrong with them
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why is the “i weed ny” guy offended by the smell of weed
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NYC’s disgusting pot stench is keeping tourists away
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hanging out with someone and it’s getting serious (i showed her youth lagoon)
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@adamjohnsonNYC newsom after dropping out during the iowa caucus results: boy it’s a good thing i vetoed that safe injection bill
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crying at the tears for fears show. name delivers
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@fritzpape one of the absolute most important, unrevisitable albums for me
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@capybaroness it’s so weird how a company that owes its very existence to 2D animation is seemingly so ashamed of it now
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT MY PARENTS’
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replace the supreme court with them
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it’s def better than nevermind lol
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So Pitchfork thinks "The Velvet Rope" is the 7th-greatest work of popular music of the 1990s. Greater than Nevermind, Illmatic, Ready to Die, Rid of Me, Spiderland, Supa Dupa Fly, Lonesome Crowded West, Bee Thousand, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Mezzanine, American Water, etc.
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