@Wario64

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 😳 Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

Good evening. I'm Special Agent Dana Scully, this is Agent Mulder, we're with the FBI. Can we speak with you for a moment please?

RIP cinephile, your family never understood you 😭

The ladies are obsessed with this because it manages to balance putting effort in with still looking masculine We need fewer sweatpants and graphic tees and more buttons and buckles and hems

Saw this in my recommended and I burst out laughing

me stressing about how we are going to build the best backend infrastructure for the future of agentic workflows and quantum mcp hacker news:

https://t.co/bNiRZoimio

“okay now one where you have that shit on please”

this is the greatest food pic ever like

when you turn 18 you stop being a talented young artist and just become some guy

the incredibly rare instance of someone who has this much gear and actually makes music worth listening to.

> be me, Intel > world domination status: achieved > have a license to print money with x86 > life is good > be 2007, some fruit company named Apple shows up > "hey can you make a chip for our new phone?" > my CFO brain activates > look at their offer... pathetic > my margins! my

“I love difficult games” people when they get taken back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass

He looks like a fake political candidate in GTA

Gary I had that dream again #spongebob

I know they hate my ass so bad

Get fucked, Bloomberg @business. We're back online after fighting their abuse of the copyright strike system on YouTube.

discussing movies and shows with normal people and dropping the names of showrunners/writers/directors like it’s common knowledge and having them look at you like this

a great thing about the Alien franchise is how aerospace engineers, or any scientists working with propulsion, have performed the miracle of FTL travel, meanwhile every biologist will see a space bug and immediately try to put it in their mouth.