Beau
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film/tv book scout & freelance writer [email protected]
Joined August 2011
when it's raining and you get that melty rainbow effect on asphalt—what's going on there?
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two guys at the wework splitting a 12-inch neapolitan pie for lunch. that's not gonna be enough, fellas
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tricky thing about driving with ur boys is you cant play that jason molina song even though its powerful and you sincerely want to share its power and maybe also like the charge of putting them on game—because it becomes about do we have to worry about our guy's happiness
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RT @PreciousAchiuwa: I’m not gonna argue with nobody but pineapple DOES NOT belong on pizza!
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we love doing this—retroactively injecting stakes into a competition that is only suspenseful if the US plays shitty
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cheese should not be that liquid, that gooey and oily, upon reheating. zero char / 'roni cups' / have gone too far. crust looks like the bottom of a sourdough baguette—dense dense dense. also way too big! this is jumbo slice status, $3.95 combo with a Coke at six flags status
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add me to your group chats—I will tell you which of your friends zingers about mangione are true originals and which are cribbed from semi-viral tweets / under-exposed replies
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I recenly traveled to Switzerland for @InsideHook. Thanks again to @tannergarrity for his patient and sharp edits
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you put a sweater on over a shirt and that shirt starts acting like it has never been on a body before
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they did this at lucali when taylor swift and travis kelce showed up
New Zealand army soldiers welcomed the new commanders with the Haka Dance.
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I find a new song I like and I'm like nice, my life is good, it will always be this way
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I wrote about Trump's NDE and my tendency to see the world in acts and arcs:
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had no idea the song If Not For You is originally a Bob Dylan thing. not George Harrison
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