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Just found out my auntie didn’t invite me to her birthday party because it was a ‘kid free event’ (I am 28 years old)
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Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal breaking up is like the titanic sinking for people with mental health problems
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She’s genuinely not even petty she just sees me as a kid . A self employed kid . A kid with a lease . A small child
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Hey everyone I wanted to kill myself this morning but I just went for a walk and had a Diet Coke and I feel fine now
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Nothing more liberating than having a crush who’s hot . Like yeah it’s embarrassing but it’s for a good cause
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Woman brought a woolies trolley onto the tram and the driver refuses to drive with it onboard, and she refuses to get off. Drivers just called the police and she belted out “LET THE POLICE COME, I HAVE MEAT IN HERE”
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I once had sex with an engineer who had a thing for armpits. Before he climaxed he said in the most monotone voice ‘I’m going to cum quite well, it’s building up nicely’
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Don’t let the Adam Levine scandal distract you from the greatest exposed sexts of all time
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This is a great way to publicly announce you have never had sex with a woman
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I had sex with a man and he finished up the act by saying ‘thanks for that, you’re a sick cunt’
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Last guy I slept with asked me if I was self conscious about my wide rib cage and I’m still not entirely sure what the fuck that means
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Walking past people waiting for the tram . Beautiful fools
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Italian man has come on board to help this woman get off, he’s brought her food and said ‘I’m a catholic too! I take you home ! I respect you like I respect my mother !’
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This tik taker with 5.7 million followers ditching his rubbish once his done with his faux kindness videos lmao
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Now a man with an eye patch is involved . Im not sure what his role is in this shenanigan but I’m sure it’s pivot .
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They don’t want you to know this is a perfect breakfast
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HER SON ARRIVED ! TONYS HERE ! YAY TONY !
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A girl offered me a ride and then left without doing so . I feel forgotten and left behind . I’m now walking to the location
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Someone dropped an entire armchair on a car on my street
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Cannot begin to describe the white hot rage that floods my body when I see these fucking signs
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Who let my dad out of his cage when I specifically said not too
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“Nah I’ll make dinner it’ll be cheaper”
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Tony is reporting the Italian man for assault.
I am now recounting a witness statement to the police .
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Another woman had entered the tram, she’s very angry at the tram driver for not driving with the trolley on board. Woman and Italian man are still talk-yelling
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Dudes on hinge be like ‘you like Peep Show ?!?! Holy shit, holy fucking shit bro; like really ? You actually know what Peep Show is ?!?’
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The trolley is OFF ! Woman yet to follow
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A girl I know from 10 years ago when I worked at Hungry Jacks just posted a photo of her with her legs wrapped around her boyfriend at the beach and he has a full on boner and I have a headache from laughing so much
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Dropping caps at the Hillsong festival
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I love it when pedos die . It’s so awesome and it rocks
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Believe the hype 😍😍😍 get an office job
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‘TELL YA BOYS TO COME DOWN HERE BECAUSE An ITALIAN MANS GUNNA BASH HIM’
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Victoria’s like, oh you forgot your $6 piece of plastic ? You piece of shit !!! You unbelievable moron ! You aren’t ALLOWED to tap on with a credit card, you aren’t ALLOWED to buy a single trip!!! You complete and utter fuckhead!
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My friend met a guy abroad and 3 days later they flew back to Sydney and moved in together. It was his first time in Australia ever and after a month he decided Sydney was shit and boring so he moved too … Tasmania .
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Finished my second painting in my current (unnamed) series .
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@iPad_Latino
Also - why is it that Americans demand Banh Mi/asian food as a whole/ to be ‘cheap’ when it’s an entire meal with 700 ingredients. Mfers will see cacio e Pepe for $22 at a restaurant and be like sure even though it’s literally 4 ingredients - give banh mi the same energy
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Sorry I can’t talk right now I’m completely fixated on this kitchen bedroom in Northcote
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Seeing the cases number roll in everyday while locked in my house
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Tragic: the worst person you know has a small achievement
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My dads been drawing a heart on his wrist as a reminder to himself to ‘not wear his heart on his sleeve’ and when I found out I nearly threw a shoe at him for being such a teenage girl
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Last year I slept with a guy who got mad at me when he didn’t make me finish. I felt bad for the guy so I said I was on meds that stopped that from happening and he sombrely looked into my eyes and said ‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were schizophrenic’
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A couple of weeks ago when da sun was shining and my beautiful mind wasn’t burdened
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All the hottest girls you know are spending NYE in and alone
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Azealia Banks really is a master with words and that’s undeniable
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The man at the hardware store WILL take me seriously when I rock up in the outfit asking for materials to ‘make a wall’
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My cunt neighbour just yelled ‘it’s actually not your house it’s your landlords’ over to me and I’m trying to quit alcohol again so I’m sitting here absolutely seething drinking a herbal tea called ‘happy me!’
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A lot of people losing their mind about me being Australian and using the word ‘cunt’ in a recent tweet of mine (about me getting railed) and to those people I say : grow up and get some culture
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Sunset is so beautiful this time of year
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Hey can someone give me $156.93 I need it for personal reasons
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I want to be in love and I want to be stable and I want financial freedom but most of all I want to blow up every real estate agency in the world
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Jetstar: your plane is delayed
Me: thats ok - how long for ?
Jetstar: secret 🤫 😉
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I don’t know if I’ve posted about this before but years and years ago I had 2 teeth removed (overcrowding) and I was allowed to keep them. For years after id put the loose teeth in my mouth when I went out/to parties and let them fall out mid-conversation with random people
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You’re an absolutely nasty disgusting piece of work . I cannot wait to continue to witness the downfall of your career you absolute fuck
This is a children’s book that was written because the author was trying to explain what’s going on in Israel to his five-year-old daughter and he couldn’t find a resource with which to do it so he wrote one himself. Under the Rockets' Glow: Shira's Journey to Courage by Roman
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Just blocked a very dear friend of mine because she’s doing her third Europe trip in less than 10 months
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Some people think im bonkers but I just think im FREE
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How do we feel about chicks with swords
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Dad was getting a little too chummy so I called him out for thirst following one of my hot friends on instagram at family dinner while everyone was about to tuck into the food .
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Good morning little freaks in my phone
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I pull you close, run my strong hands down your back, softly kiss your neck and whisper “G’day mate”
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Have to decide what’s for dinner every day
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Slaying in th e elevator …. Not a crime
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Feelin silly lol :P has that ever happened to u
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Still get random shivers of the ick when I remember a date I went on years ago. I asked him how his weekend was and he said ‘I went out drinking with my boys - it’s always trouble when we get together!’
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Women should be allowed to spend $500 every day
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I asked Glassons if they had a skirt in size medium and they threw me outside and spat on me
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Every Melbourne dude on hinge is either in a open relationship, called James, or just thinks I’m ugly
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I’m at a wedding party what the hell you gunna do about it
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All I care about is my art and you should too
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FUCK OFF SO HARD
UGLY DISGUSTING WASTEFUL MACHINES FILLED WITH VOMIT
Anyone who actively seeks out and enjoys cruises should face a firing squads . Ridiculous holiday exclusively for the weakest link
The world’s biggest cruise ship, named Icon of the Seas, has completed construction and will set sail next year.
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Predictable move from a cunt whose career was based off exploiting children and looks like he hunts people for sport . Go fuck yourself cunt
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Eating my lunch that I meal prepped and it’s just fucking god awful. Soulless meal I’ve eaten 3 times this week already . Oh my Christ this is no way to thrive
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1 week off booze + 1 week back at regular training and I still feel shit . Magical
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Thank you for posting a photo in front of the house you just bought . I looked it up and I’m studying your floorplan and decorating your house in my mind like I’m right there with you .
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I will not accept a life I do not deserve !
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I told my therapist about some of you and she thinks you’re absolutely fucked
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Absolutely cracking the shits when the daily wordle isn’t the Queens English
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Told my mum I might have mental health issues
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New strong just dropped for everyone tryna fucking die
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This is a wild post from a history page
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This is a painting I finished today. It is called ‘Bus Station’.
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Bring back public likes - I crave trawling through the trenches of the people I lack respect for so bad
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