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large man with a history of trauma, cohost of @animorphingtime and @brucecpod and @h8speechpod
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Twitter is about complimenting your friends and being mean to rich people
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@afrocosmist
I think it turned for me when I saw that viral tweet about Home Alone where someone had their mind blown that Joe Pesci played the cop at the beginning and then was one of the thieves breaking in. They called it an Easter egg. that is a primary plot point, not a hidden treat
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@Srirachachau
When he came to and asked “is butter bean okay?” the world saw how strong he is
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@Chinchillazllla
In nursing school, my microbiology teacher said “our skeleton is basically scaffolding for bacteria, that’s all we are” and then he sat down.
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@sweatystartup
Have you tried planting tomatoes about it? Worked for me. I sold a million tomatoes for 1 dollar each
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@ExileGrimm
Being such a performative lib that your wedding helps destroy your rights is an all timer for Twitter and I chuckle whenever i remember it
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@ExileGrimm
Went on a first date with a very conservative girl to see Brokeback Mountain. She left during the first sex scene and I stayed 🤷♂️
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I think if retail workers were allowed to kill one person a week that there’d be a lot of bodies in the first few weeks but these incidents would stop happening
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Shinzo Abe won’t see your tweets because he’s dead, but all your former Japanese prime minister friends will
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@afrocosmist
“I didn’t really understand what he said at the end there” Jesus Christ Biden is cooked
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Her name isn’t “chili neighbor” it was “chinchillazilla” and I loved her fucking pig you sacks of shit
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As an adult, do NOT ask me to hang out and grab a beer and catch up. That’s not friendship, that’s using me and wasting my time
As an adult, don’t ask your friends to pick you up from the airport.
Use uber, save a friendship.
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*after I cum a third time in the same femboy back to back to back* I’m not gay
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@jessehawken
When we covered him on our podcast, I learned so much stuff like this about him. Just an awful, thieving shill of a man
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Bullying works
Did publishers back away from NFTs because they don't see value in them, or because they get ruthlessly mocked online every time they talk about them?
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Maddox is just seething at this dope shit
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Got 7 days off and I’m gonna celebrate by watching that tape from The Ring and dying so I don’t have to go back to work
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@Chinchillazllla
Just happy to be here and happy to see my friend chinchillazilla on the computer again
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I would die for him
Tried Nomad Sculpt for the first time today with no tutorials and it went greeeaaaaat
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An exchange I have a lot is this one:
Patient: I have a fever and shortness of breath.
Me: anyone at home been sick?
Patient: I live with my daughter and her kids. They all have Covid but I don’t think it’s that.
*positive Covid test*
Patient: wow that’s crazy
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@JeffYoungerShow
I simply love my wife and kids enough so they don’t wanna leave me. He should’ve tried that
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I didn’t go to no liberal college. I studied at the adult bookstore. I went to the school of hard cocks.
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Man, the newest
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Top 5 fictional drugs I would try:
1. Nuke from RoboCop 2
2. Neuroin from Minority Report
3. Ketracel White from DS9
4. Limitless drug from Limitless
5. Instant Maple Ginger Oatmeal from Animorphs
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