Thanks for keeping the streets safe fellas! #MAGA

Happy birthday to the BV 🐐 @JNJ69420

@paigeinscoo Dear Paige, I’d really love it if you’d be my valentine??! Erect, -BG

I miss fratlix 😔

RT @NickyPerkss: They really turned their own campus into the Gaza Strip just to get ran outta their own gym Nasty work

@TheSteveBalboni Winner*

@MrPlaytonJr Nice off campus fraternity house Mr. Playton!

@UlyssesdSutton Seems @voluptuousack69 do this shit before

RT @KanesCabDriv3r: Your baby on board sticker isn’t gonna make me any less drunk

@voluptuousack69 Lightning strikes twice

@frat_stanley @leverage_gang Got one years ago before it became mainstream and I thought it was kinda funny to wear something like that and now I’m ashamed to pull it out of the closet

You can tell how old that faggot is

@daley_boehm @AntiquarianMuse The ones with pigment really irritate me

@leverage_gang Which hole is the famous one there again?

@Booty_Gobert @michellexscott

RT @liveitxlovett: The TSA lady asked if the costas around my neck were religious, I said lowkey

@JNJ69420 is PCP

@elpadrino_69420 Did you have the backpack sweat line?

I hate wiggers more than I hate speaker phone people