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Pulis back as manager
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We’re on the verge of hiring a young coach who is highly rated, has a defined way of playing and demands so much of his teams.
Wind your cunting necks in and wish him luck and get on board.
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Thought Baker was outstanding.
Thought Rose was excellent.
Bae very very good.
Burger the usual.
A good all round performance though in the end. Wilmot looked all over the shop first half but way more composed second. And Hoever second half was actually good.
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He just didn’t do this under Neil. Clearly told not to as he’s done it two games in a row now.
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Really annoys me that people think he’s weak. He really isn’t.
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You sign players to play 433/4231
You sell the best player we have for 532
So naturally you go 532
What is wrong with Stoke managers?
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Tonight just proved what I’ve thought for a while though.
Junior needs to be at right back over the atrocious Hoever.
McNally and Rose are scary but work.
Pearson and Burger work.
Bae is about the best footballer we have.
It’s easy to make a good team out of this lot
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Well that was absolutely tremendous.
Leeds were lucky it was just 1-0.
Outstanding
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If you honestly believe that being relegated is a good thing for a reset, you are thick as fuck and clearly have no capacity to learn and should not be trusted with metal cutlery.
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But let’s be honest. What’s the point of a new manager when John Coates is in charge?
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I'm no fan of sentiment but I do think Adam coming on for 10 minutes, shooting from the halfway line, missing penalties and kick the fuck out of Sheffield United would be fun.
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The refs in this league are atrocious.
It’s a penalty and a red.
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Shawcross is a colossus. No idea if he messed up for the goals but he dragged us up the pitch in that last 10 minutes. No way we score those goals if he’s not playing:
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Death, taxes and Butland going the wrong way on a penalty
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Oh and Rose and McNally are actually quite good together.
Just get used to it
FUCKERS 🥰😍😘
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Is this where I have to act surprised that we drop Wilmot and keep a clean sheet?
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One thing during this whole host of crapness that has been absolutely brilliant is how
@stokecity
and
@OfficialPVFC
have reacted to the challenges faced by the community in Stoke. Both have been doing different things that when put together make a massive massive effort and fill
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I actually really enjoyed that.
The defending was tragic though but Brighton are a good team and we know every defender that played isn’t shall we say the best.
Fitness also an issue. We were knackered from about the 40 minute.
Burger MoM
Bae class
Vidigal sharp
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@Globe_Soccer
@footballitalia
@Cristiano
@selecaoportugal
@juventusfc
@DubaiSC
Is this a Turin specific based award?
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Gareth Ainsworth
Not even Jon Coates is that stupid surely?
SURELY?
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Every one of these building is stunning and needs preserving asap
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Another tremendous performance.
Manhoef, Junho or Cundle MOM. Take your pick.
Iversen excellent too with some vital stops.
Sidibe again didn’t look out of place, just get some longer studs. Also looked like he’d grown by about a foot.
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Irrespective of that save, Bursik has been good tonight
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Jones has got to grow some bollocks to save his job.
Drop Butland
Drop Batth
Drop Allen
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@LucyMPowell
The bloke used his real details. Being anonymous isn’t the issue. Facebook is a cesspit - mainly real people being themselves.
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The u23s have a better forward line than the first team 🤣
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There is no good reason why we shouldn’t play with that intent every home game.
The only disappointment is we drew.
We killed them as we should do to most teams in this awful league.
Cracking performance.
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Mad innit that the defence has got so much worse since Wilmot was reinstated.
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Having Joe Anyon as the 4th pall bearer is a really lovely touch. Current Chesterfield and started at Vale where Banksy was a coach in the 70s.
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And people really need to give Mmaee time. He will be good.
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Second best player we had in the PL era? In terms of absolute talent?
Nzonzi
Arnie
Bojan
Shaq
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@FourFourTwo
The daftest thing I’ve shouted is “mark Viduka”. I meant for one of our defenders to mark, Mark Viduka at a corner as no one was but it just sounded like I was shouting his name multiple times as my mates were wetting themselves with laughter 🤦♂️😂
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A sub before the 80th minute? Taking the two worst players off? What is this?
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Much better intent
But we wouldn’t have scored if we were playing until next week
PLAY 4231!!!!
Fuck Hoever off
Fuck Johnson off
Burger MOM
Got away with a point in the end really and fair play to Bonham for that.
Better overall though.
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The Jack Bonham contract extension has to go down as one of the worst decisions this club has made in the last 7 yrs.
Short sighted reactionary nonsense to appease an easily pleased crowd.
And if it wasn’t that and it was actually football based then they all should be sacked.
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Thought Pearson, Wilmot and Laurent were really good.
Rose and Stevens looked solid.
Hoever was good but his delivery needs to delivery. Great goal though.
Vidigal’s goals were both really good and I liked how he kept going despite getting a few big hits.
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We fucking used him at right back.
Nathan Collins is set to break the record for the most expensive Irish player! 🇮🇪
A record set by... himself 😆
#BBCFootball
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When was the last time we had a full back as good as Sterling? He’s absolutely class
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Mmaee you sexy fucker
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Not a bad window really.
Shame about the lack of defenders.
Gayle out, new striker in, cool.
Fast winger. Cool.
Loaned the wrong young striker out imo.
But yeah ok overall.
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Seen some pining for Josh Tymon.
I get we need a left back but he never showed he was good enough to play left back and we sold him for actual money.
Look forward, not back.
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I’m sure Jagielka is a lovely bloke but there’s no way he should be playing over Taylor now. His time is up .
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Schumacher’s lost the dressing room already then.
What a club.
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Re Sarkic punching and parrying everything.
We need to get over ourselves. He’s not going to catch stuff and he’s punching and parrying into safe areas like he was today then that is absolutely fine.
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Lest we forget
9th
9th
9th
*Joe Allen arrives*
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Relegated
Championship wilderness for 4 years
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I thought Pieters was absolutely outstanding tonight and probably player of the season so far.
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To finish 15th from where we were when MON came in is past a miracle tbh.
What a man.
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Stoke under Jones this season.
The sole reason League One is a possibility
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He’s really going to die on the Cundle hill isn’t he.
The epitome of a nothing player.
Can’t pass more than 5 yards, tackle, cross or shoot.
What a fucking awful player.
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Well that was fucking tremendous.
Play like that every week and we win the league 🤣😍
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Butland is your typical cocky English goalie who believes the hype and doesn’t back it up. He just hasn’t had the 3 years of being an actual good goalie like Hart had. Should be one of the first out of the door in the summer.
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I love it when we win and the feeling is good and everyone is just chill. No Saturday drama is just the best. Long May it continue
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There’s quite a number that think he should save this
Fuck right off you cunts 🤣🤦♂️
This free kick by Juninho Bacuna is inch-perfect 👌🤩
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Anyone dressing that up as anything but absolutely atrocious isn’t a serious person.
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So we’ll get Schumachers mate in.
Sack Schumacher before Christmas.
And be in the same position again.
You fucking love to see it.
🤦♂️
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Powell is just a joy. Give him a thousand year contract
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Shall we talk about the owners?
6 years of neglect on the football side.
6 years of being asleep at the wheel.
Nothing will change as long as they’re here.
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Ginola is right. CPR should be taught to everyone. Should be taught in high school to every student
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The linesman closest to the Boothen was absolutely fucking woeful. Got pretty much everything wrong.
My favourite was flagging Baker offside when it was Laurent who was off. 🤣
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Might help if you played him with some other attackers.
🗣️ "You can see the way he moves, he's really smooth on the eye" 🙌
#SCFC
caretaker manager Paul Gallagher says he can see real promise in Ryan Mmaee... ⬇️
🗨️ Stoke fans, what have you made of his time at the club so far...?
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If we win tomorrow it’s still ok to want the manager sacked.
The two things can exist in the same space.
Thanks
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What are peoples favourites nicknames for folk?
I went to uni with a Neil Lee and some genius decided to call him “almost” :)
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Thought we were the better team 11vs11
Thompson shouldn’t even give the ref a chance to give him a second yellow. Fool.
They didn’t touch us when we were down to 10.
Good point.
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Really hope we see this on Saturday:
Butland
Edwards Shawcross Batth Indi
Allen Etebo
Ince Bojan Verlinden
Afobe*
*Vokes needs easing in.
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Well that was fun!
Hard work and application led to some good football.
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So Phil Bardsley still going strong in the PL.
He’s not the greatest right back yeah but we kept Glen Johnson over him.
It always looked a mental decision.
It was a mental decision.
Why did we do it?
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Oh no the loanees that have been a big bag of shite for us are leaving. How devastating.
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That interview with Sol Sidibe:
1) no idea why but wasn’t expecting him to speak with an English accent (very fucking stupid of me 😂)
2) what a mature, sensible and well spoken lad.
3) good work from the club for doing stuff like that
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I’m sorry but that was absolute shite.
Playing for a draw at home is never acceptable.
Their keeper hasn’t made a save.
Absolute fucking negative shite
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Berahino has impressed me all season and I thought he was really good yesterday. He had sod all to work with generally but his hold up play is so good. We need get bodies closer to him and he has to start every game.
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Season officially over.
Time to do these things now:
1) play Forrester in prep for next season
2) use Tezgel in prep for next season
3) don’t use any loanees that won’t be here next season
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Good win
Poor game between two poor sides
Great goal
Travers MOM
Good bounce back
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Joe Allen is up there with our worst signings in the PL era. The sheer amount of damage his presence has caused is as bad as the money with some of the other candidates.
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Seeing Harry Souttar do well at Fleetwood is actually really great news for us. If he can cope with the physicality in L1 then we have a player who should be given game time next season. He’s a bloody good footballer, so if you add physicality to that then you have a player.
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Cundle’s performance was a massive red flag for me.
MoM for sure and was excellent.
But he’s gone from playing like a sheep to a lion in one game against his former club.
A terrible look for him imo.
He was all action yesterday. We’ve barely seen him break sweat otherwise
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Re Tezgel. His touch already looks better than Brown’s, Campbell’s and Delap’s and he won more flick ons today than the former two (not their game I know) and is stronger. But what I’m trying to say is I think he’s genuinely the real deal. Definitely needs more minutes.
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I love the chat about unrealistic expectation.
My unreal expectations for this season:
To finish top half
To have a plan
To play with a back 4
Just to have a go
None of that looks remotely close to happening. And it’s pretty basic shit.
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Has there been a more deserved win ever? If it was a boxing match the ref would have called it off after about 60 minutes. Absolutely tremendous annihilation.
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POTS
There’s surely only 2 options?
Burger or Bae?
No one else has come close to matching their performances.
Tbh I wouldn’t fucking have one this year but that might just be me being miserable :)
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@muhammadbutt
@GNev2
He wasn’t wrong either was he. De Gea improved massively and in those first few seasons was a shadow of what he has now become. (Minus the last 12 months)
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He’s fucking shit, Stoke fans are way too sentimental with useless players and goalies in particular these last 5 years. Get rid
The Bonham debate is pretty simple for me.
Was it a good penalty save ... Yes ✅
Did he win us a point .... Yes ✅
Is he as bad as people make out ... No ❌
Is he the keeper we need to progress ... No ❌
Is it his fault he has no competition...No ❌
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