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hi i wrote a thing
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"im seeing pheobe bridgers" "i'm seeing bo burnham in theaters" "i'm seeing john mulaney" have u thought about seeing a therapist
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actually you know what sure. who gives a fuck anymore.
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alright new guessing game What Name Are They Gonna Give John Mulaney's Baby And Is It Worst Than Cosmo Jost?
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i guarantee jojo siwa pulled this picture FRESH outta her pintrest page when the hairstylist asked what she wanted
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john mulaney: *announces new tour dates*
everyone in the midwest:
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anna kendrick and bill hader is the crossover event of the century. the english department meets the social studies department.
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what do you think goes through his head when he listens to Dear John
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this the nfl draft for people who have never seen sunlight
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having a crush on bill hader is so weird like. god there are 7 billion people on this earth, i live on the same planet as natasha lyonne and rihanna and boom my fucking worm brain is like "nah let's try n get t0pped by a guy who looks like the human equivalent of a cliff bar"
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all gay friend groups look like this
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let's get you to bed grandpa
Chevy Chase says he doesn't care his old Community and SNL cast mates thought he was a "jerk"
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me using a fake email to sign up for another free trial
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i don't think harry styles is gay or not gay i just think he wants your money
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has someone checked in with the kate mckinnon lesbians are they ok
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just left for a therapy appointment and i come back and colin jost has a baby. do i need to keep yall on ball and chain or something???
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tiktok is working at levels we have not yet begun to comprehend
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me dressing up for the Dad Convention at the Dad Hotel on Dad Avenue
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i keep thinking about bill hader's best of 2019 list like wtf
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i rewatched inside (2021) an hour ago but decided not to tweet about it, and instead to meditate on my pandemic trauma and how much it initially affected me one year ago. and then bo burnham climbed through my window and shoved a outtake reel in my face and forced me to tweet.
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Kanye saw this and punched a whole in the drywall
Bill Hader and Taylor Swift getting a selfie at the
#GoldenGlobes
See the full winners list:
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the people who still have hate boners for john mulaney and his kid are fucking freaks
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can’t speak on the transphobia and dave chapelle and whatnot in detail as a cis woman but it’s awesome that john mulaney was like “i don’t care anymore what people think of me” and a bunch of fucking losers on twitter were like “BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY COMPLAINTS”
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anyways happy anniversary to the greatest and funniest hour and a half panel recorded in human history
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we aren’t fucking talking about how terrifying it is that acclaimed television producer Lorne Michaels had to be explained buzzfeed drama
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vanessa bayer on barry???? sky is blue grass is green stars are sparkling again
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what a strange way to spell Nick Kroll
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colin jost feels like a social experiment everything i read about him just seems completely made up to see if we'd catch on
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the lead singer for maneskin looks like if harry styles actually challenged gender norms
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Breaking: Ben Platt, Star of "Dear Evan Hanson" Turns Out to Be Estranged Comedian Fred Armisen in a Wig
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delta plus variant this delta plus variant that when are we going to acknowledge the og covid strain
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you can tell every snl stan needs therapy because besides broadway kids nobody wants to go to new york as bad as we do
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this is a massacre this is a war crime this is insanity you can't do this to me
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"fuck snl and the whole cast" me talking about chevy chase
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me when im actually fred armisen in 50 pounds of prosthetics to advertise the release of the new portlandia reboot
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happy anniversary to the greatest moment ever recorded on broadcast television
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Rachel Bilson didn’t orgasm from sex until she was 38: ‘Isn’t that crazy?’
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inside (2021) is bo burnham for people who bullied bo burnham fans in middle school
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darrell hammond being held at gunpoint to say pete davidson's name in the opening credits i just know it
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i tweet about snl a lot because it's such an easy thing to be a fan of. can't relate to marvel movie actors cuz everyone is a didney corporate millionaire but comedians are literally Just Some Guys.
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every time a prominent black entertainer/writer/actor/comedian comes out and reveals they were either turned down by snl or not included in the snl ""sphere"" i feel like teleporting behind lorne micheals' desk and absolutely pummeling him like a sack of potatoes
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fuck talking about john mulaney's personal life via who he's dating. i just wanna know what kinda sandwich he was eating in that picture with missus munn. if he's eating tuna im gonna beat his ass.
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i think snl should compensate for past transphobic jokes by hiring as many trans people as possible
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going to this, walking up to the mic, asking who the fuck these people are, and leaving
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the whole mulaney munn discourse is funny to me because if anyone knew a thing about how divorce and separation works it wouldn't be an issue but for some reason everyone on this website has parents that are still somehow married
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not to be dramatic or anything but when i first brought my cat home she watched snl with me and fell asleep on my lap and that's when i knew we were meant to be together. anyways here's a pic of her falling asleep cuddling with me watching snl together tonight.
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it just occurred to me that the scarjo baby is going to actually have a name and we have unanimously put our faith in colin jost to name a living creature. fuck.
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hopefully they figure out how to read between now and september because JESUS
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safelite got their revenge. only one cast member remains.
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outside of 9/11 what’s a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened
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sarah squirm invented comedy when she described colin jost as a wet blanket
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if we talk about parasocial relationships with john mulaney we better fucking include the holier than thou treatment of annamarie in situations she is completely removed from
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at least three times today “hey gang” has surfaced to my brain and i’ve giggled. What in the Scooby Doo ass greeting
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snl sketch writers prolly get so many bitches. hey babe do you wanna come over and proofread my sketch about a dark gritty netflix docuseries about a cartoon character. wait why are you leaving.
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colin jost saw vin diseal say "family" in the new fast and furious and decided to take it to heart
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why does he look like he's about to smash my laptop in two and tell me his prada's at the cleaners along with his hoodie and fuck you flip flops?
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bill hader bestowing his rizz upon pete davidson like
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“the timeskip ruined the flow of action for barry hbo” ok but like think for two seconds about how sally had a child with this man like that’s literally as intense as you can get
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holy shit jonah hill with musical guest weezer on march 5th
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hit tweet ✌ donate to help a nb get top surgery besties!!
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been thinking about this image for hours. days, actually.
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this is the funniest thing i've ever read
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"don't" - lorne micheals, 2021
#SaturdayNightLive
impresario Lorne Michaels has an intriguing offer for veteran cast members thinking of leaving the show: Don’t
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john is like “my public persona has been changed and that’s ok cause i was kind of an asshole” and all these PEOPLE are MAD because he wasn’t SUPPOSED to admit he was in the wrong
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they should make me the new late night with seth meyers social media manager
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