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Getting a deserving athlete would mean actually using the money to scout and train them but the people who got her there only want to keep the money for themselves, and she is in on the deal.
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This is Somalia’s defense minister but they saying we going to war with Ethiopia😳
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want to wake up to this view everyday
📍South of Buurta Sayidka, Laascaanood, Somalia 🇸🇴
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somalis keep celebrating dingy low effort shops and restaurants while their next door neighbor kenya casually looks like this💀 and get this most of africa looks like this it is just somalia that is left behind with dusty oversized villages as towns
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World’s cutest traffic.
📍Sool, SSC, Somalia.
credit: cask vlogs.
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Allegedly, this lady is married to 55 yr old Jonathan, founder of Abaarso school in Hargeisa. A school she went to as a child while he was there and she stayed with his mom when they sent her to 🇺🇸 as an undergrad!😲
Call the feds because what the hell Is going on here?
@mari_ah
@SihaamMumin
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you and your pedophile “friends”: “ we received reliable info” 🤣🤣🤣 . I do not blame you because you are high 24/7 you do not know what you are talking about. Did you not go to school? Even primary school? Saying BS nonsense everyday for clout🤣
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Colonel Abdi Madoobe takes his horse for a morning gallop after annihilating secessionist dreams in Northern Somalia👋👋👋
#SSCKHAATUMO
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Women from the somaliland clan are tearfully accusing terrorist warlord Musa Bihi of sending the children of poor families to die in other clan’s lands while his own adult sons are living lavishly.
Human rights organizations should look into this child soldiers crisis.
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Can you imagine the person who is celebrating the massacre of people in the screenshot below is the one who now has the audacity to play victim and mention “anti-tribalism”?🤣🤣🤣
Why cry when you lose when you had no problem doing this👇🏽 before?🤣
As a Cardiff community, we are all one despite what tribe we are. We stand for anti-tribalism. This “young resident” is the one who is promoting violence & hatred. She is the one who’s laughing at dead bodies and happy to say she wants to kill a whole clan
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All of us have seen the extreme clanism and terrorism "somaliland" secessionists are unleashing on civilians in Somalia.
Outside of Somalia, unable to deal with the military defeat of their clan, they have turned to cyber bullying.
This 5 persons👇🏽….
Can you imagine the person who is celebrating the massacre of people in the screenshot below is the one who now has the audacity to play victim and mention “anti-tribalism”?🤣🤣🤣
Why cry when you lose when you had no problem doing this👇🏽 before?🤣
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The Somali nation celebrates the end of clan secessionism in Northern Somalia.
From depths of the Nugaal valley in Taleex and Laascaanood, to Mudug in Caabudwaaq and Gaalkacyo to Kismayo in the Juba, and even across borders, the Somali people rejoice 💙
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a whole clan became orphans today🤣🤣🤣
Statement by 15 international partners, including the UK. We call on Somaliland President
@musebiihi
2 ensure there is an immediate and unconditional cessation of hostilities, & separation of forces to agreed locations in Las Anod.
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As once stated by President Barre:
First the Ethiopian Government massacres and loots her people, then mindlessly takes a strike at a neighbor to create a false enemy.
Ethiopia has now defaulted on its debt and is fighting ethnic militias but has still chosen to attack Somalia.
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No federal government, foreign power or regional admin has a greater voice and say in Somalia’s unity than this group👇🏽
The women and children of SSCKhaatumo👋
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road tripping and chasing sunsets in 🇸🇴?
A Somalia free from ashabab terrorists, militias, illegal checkpoints and secessionist terrorists will finally allow the free movement of people and goods throughout the country: the key to economic growth, stability and reconciliation.
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Crazy how it is normal for a sitting member of Somalia’s parliament and the head of the entire upper house/senate to publicly incite hateful qabyaalad and attack “Darood”.
YOUR clan is secessionist. Be accountable or shut up instead of blaming “Darood”.
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Laascaanood protesters declare they will fight the Garaads if they withdraw their troops from the city and avoid war like they did in ‘07.
The Garaads are no longer untouchable they’ll be disinherited/disowned if they don’t declare a state and remove Somaliland from all of SSC.
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I don’t think Somalis understand the level of delusion and the normalization of lies and propaganda we are dealing with in Northern Somalia. There are people here who live in an alternate reality.
This 2 tweets are a few hours apart.
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Historical victory speech in Guumays by the Garaad of the Dhulbahante clan of Northern Somalia after his troops heavily defeated the “somaliland” secessionists.
The battle shocked the country since the heavily armed and funded 40yr old “somaliland” was defeated in a few hours.
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A victorious father back to his proud daughter 🙏🏽
From the ends of the red Danood to the tips of jiidali, the SSC people have truly pulled together in unity and shared lineage to fight off secessionist terrorists💙
@UKinSomalia
@FCDOGovUK
take that! And get out!
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- Lost 10,000km2
- Lost Lascano, Tukaraq, Boocame Gambadhe, Adhicadeye
- Now DEFENDING 20km2 in G.cade
- At least 400 dead
- 1000 injured
- Waged 10+ battles, all lasted 10+ hrs to retake just 1 city and lost ALL of them
Your loss was historical. Never seen in Somali history🤣
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Isaaqs are here celebrating taking the position of Minister of Finance in the Federal Gov of Somalia from Samaroon, but in the next tweet they will attack Samaroon for not supporting their secession in the name of “somaliland”.
Samaroon, get your weapons and communications up.
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“UNSC cannot see me”
“but I am still hiding in Goojacade, come remoof me”
“I was a country for 5 days in 1960”
“I have mentioned Montevideo convention on statehood only 117 times today”
“I have an army”
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Civilians in Somalia mobilize to help Somalis in the Ogaden (Western Somalia/Somali Region of Ethiopia) fight off the invading Ethiopian/Habesha army that massacred and displaced Somali civilians in the region since 1897.
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It is a crime against the laws of this lands for bariis qalalan in lagu cuno Dhoodi iyo Nugaal valley.
The valley is shocked!!!! What is this? No camel meat? at least goat? Nooooo the “Somaliland” terrorists are eating cardboard boxes!🤣🤣
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Hi
@AICC_SA
I want to bring your attention to Khalid
@ROYALFAMlLY
who engages in vulgarity and bullying women through his anon accounts
@somaliafailure
Also
@MOISaudiArabia
he’s using fake Djibouti papers and is from Somalia. Please check your emails and reach out for more info
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The stories of Laascaanood, of parents who woke up in a war zone one morning as their school-going children got attacked with artillery and anti air craft guns by secessionist terrorists.
Ahmed Salaad, the father of martyred high schooler Abdishakur, narrates his story of grief.
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Imagine supporting a white racist extremist against a somali woman who fights for YOUR rights in a foreign country.
Journalists like
#BilanOsman
is the reason you have a voice in the west. Pipe down clowns, you have contributed NOTHING to Somali society. Bilan is not your level.
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Finally Democracy in the North.
📍Yagoori, Somalia: citizens celebrate as SSCKhaatumo forces enter the town after removing “somaliland” secessionists.
While some media wrote pieces about “somaliland being a democracy” the citizens of Northern Somalia know that is not true.
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I saw secessionists saying they are regrouping and will fight again😂😂😂
Someone tell them some commanders had to be threatened with expulsion to stop them from matching to Burco today💀☠️
This is your last warning if you do not want to be wiped from the map👋
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Congratulations to the people of
@SSCKhaatumo
for building the first democratically established state in Somalia.
A state born out of necessity by its own civilians. In unity and consensus.
side note: Saado Cali’s vision of unity and SSC state is finally achieved🥰
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Some are not worth even arguing with
@_itsAmel_
is literally a murtad clubbing party girl who gets kicked out of white people clubs and has no reason to even defend a muslim somali clan🤣
This thread will show you that some qabilists on here have no business being qabilist😂
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Pres. Firdhiye announces a region-wide program similar to the $1 program to rebuild Laascaanood and all other SSC towns and regions.
locals expected to contribute $1 to local governments to build the region. Diaspora is expected to contribute much more!
#SSCKHAATUMO
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#BREAKING
Secessionist isaaq soldiers have gunned down a young Samaroon boy in Borama. The bullet has removed the lower half of his face.
They are opening fire on protesting civilians. This secessionists are funded and trained by
@FCDOGovUK
and
@UKinSomalia
#StandWithAwdal
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If I ever see another Dhulbahante person being sympathetic to Isaaq ideas and past/future perceived tragedies, I will beat you to d* with my own hands.
Learn the enmity this people have specifically for you and your clan and generally for all Somalis.
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Secessionists and their love for Cadaan people. So embarrassing😂
What happened when certified calaacal addict
@siciidSL
thought one of his beloved white masters wanted to talk about his clan?😭
“Must be the Somaliaaaaans!! My white master can never do this!!”
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Nasri Warsame’s track:
- part of a gang in nairobi
- comes to america and lies about being from Mogadishu and attending SIMAD university
- failing at police academy😭
- inciting violence in an election hall
- causing further division by blaming clan politics for his failure
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After the military defeat of secessionists, the Government of Somalia is now trying to use “Somaliland”-Somalia talks to save the secessionists!
Just know that any deals you get into with the isaaq clan, will not be accepted by Dhulbahante, Warsengeli, Cissa and Samaroon clans😁
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The Ugaas of the Dashiishe Harti clan is welcomed in Laascaanood by the Garaads and already stationed Dashiishe Generals.
Total victory over an EU, UK, TPLF and Ismail Omar Gelle (the dictator of Djibouti) backed secessionist terrorists written in ancient bonds of brotherhood🩸
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Secessionist calls for the slaughter & rape of any SSCKhaatumo family or friend in his clan’s cities. Reports of men slaughtering their wives.
I always found it alarming when I saw other Somalis in secessionist cities. Interacting with them should be done with caution.
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Commander fihiima after successfully ending secessionist terrorism in Northern Somalia, with the men who ended it for her💙💙💙
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They came to our home and shelled our hospitals but they are the victims and we are the invaders. Somaliland terrorist logic😒
#StopSomalilandTerrorism
#SSCDecides
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The funniest thing about all this mess, is the secessionists thinking they will get recognized by Ethiopia💀
Kudos to Muse Bihi and offspring for those Ethiopian Airlines shares.
Hope it was worth selling your clan’s future✌🏽
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BREAKING: “Somaliland” speaker resigns after he admits “somaliland” is a regional terrorist entity and it has sponsored and sent high level terrorists to the rest of the region.
“Somaliland”, a secessionist clan in Northern Somalia, is currently waging war on neighboring clans.
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somaliland terrorists have decided if they can’t enter Laascaanood they might as well photoshop themselves there
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ms piggy
@kholoudyusuf1
maybe you should spend more time bleaching your hands to match your pig face instead of creating burners to stalk your clan obsessions🤣
“I’ve never seen any woman married to a Dhulbhante man complain” meaning complain about sex is what she means. Noo xishood not even in Ramadan can they keep their filthy mouths shut. This is one frustrated Xalimo.
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Djibouti’s weapons among the weapons captured by SSCKhaatumo.
Over the last 30 years, the country of Djibouti has become a zombie controlled by the Habar Awal clan of Somalia.
15,000 Habar Awal members have moved to Djibouti, taking over all important political institutions.
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she is still stuck on the terrorist episode, she doesn’t know her clan moved on to the alcohol and rape episode🤣
Somaliland is under attack from a terrorist network yet this is the rubbish the UK want to tweet. This is not just disappointing but incredibly dangerous. The international community needs to support Somaliland against terrorism.
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The farming town of Yagoori welcomes the Federal Government of Somalia delegation🇸🇴
#SSCKHAATUMO
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The iidoor women on twitter have asked me, KarenOfSomalia, to let Faysal Bootaan keep at least 1 of his 2 ears and 4 teeth now that I have captured him.
I would like to let everyone on twitter know that I can only allow half an ear, and maybe 1 tooth if Edna calls me mom😁
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People who are selling plots anywhere in wadankii for more than $20K should charged with treason.
No plot of land in that country is worth more than $20K.
No free school. No healthcare. No sewage system. No drainage. No treatment plants. No roads. No industrialization.
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Somaliland secessionists were already told the Buhoodle corridor is closed by they still came? The leniency of our people is the reason this animals still roam the earth.
This Ramadan you will starve or cut through Ogaden or Oromo lands and still starve because of raised costs😉
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Laascaanood 💙
Home of the brave. The place Somalia made her last stand and won💙
Somalia has turned a new dawn💙
#SSCKHAATUMO
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A video of the coronation ceremony of Garaadka Guud, Garaad Jaamac Garaad Cali in ’06.
In a ceremony attended by thousands of hopeful Somalis, the Garaad promised to serve Somalis from all walks of lives and highlighted the painful plight of the Somali people at the time.
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Gaslighting SSC people with claims of “do not use food as a weapon” and “the business is from other clans” is one of the most wicked and weird things to say.
Ask yourself, are the 200,000 women and children displaced from Lasanod eating/sleeping safely? Why is it excusable to…
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Children in Burco and Hargeisa are cheering as their clan militias mass murder the children of Laascaanood.
Yet some of you are still saying “it is just their president and not the entire clan”.
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That is literally a rock. Lithium doesn’t look like that.….and you would have known that if you went through the periodic table in 7th grade. Let’s not normalize illiteracy.
Also, why do members of this clan outrageously lie for no reason? Turning stone into precious metals🤣
THIS IS LITHIUM FOUND IN SOMALILAND. IT IS IN MY HANDS. SOMALILAND HAS THE POTENTIAL TO EXPLOIT THIS CRITICAL MINERAL THRU TAIWAN AND THE WEST.
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I get why people who tried to say oromo are their runaway brothers are mad that even if Dhulbahante Omanis have found a rich stable society for 100s of yrs they never run away from their identity and lineage😁
When you are born to the 🇸🇴🐎 you remain forever proud of it🇸🇴🐎
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After somaliland terrorists lost their ‘30 year old army’ over the span of weeks in Laascaanood, they have turned to forcefully conscripting non-militia men and teenagers from low economic households.
Some are about to cry😄
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A group of soldiers who all hail from one family of the minority Habr Jeclo clan in somaliland enclave, promise to abandon their holes in Goojacade over their injured brother & cousin who warlord
@musebiihi
jailed instead of treating due to the mass scale of injuries and death.
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BREAKING:
“Somaliland” has regrouped after being dealt a historical defeat by SSCKhaatumo a few days ago and is now sending their best troops to attack their neighbors👇🏽
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Somaliland cannot help themselves, they have yet again attacked another clan in Northern Somalia.
#BlueRevolution
#Awdal
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These weirdos kept boasting on twitter about the mighty “Somaliland Army” ready to fight all of Somalia. All the while their malnourished militias are painting trees and camping under IDP tents.
Previous somaliland army base in Tukaraq📍
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wow😱
According to SSC Minister, for years NGOs such as the world bank and
@UNSomalia
had a policy to NOT allow any development projects in SSC only humanitarian work.
This criminal policy, is clearly meant to displace people from their lands.
Why were they doing this?😕
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Being isaaq I don’t know how I would react if my women were dying in the middle of the street from hunger and prostitution and poor isaaq men with stick thin bodies were getting finished by other clans as musa bixi and his tank sized children lived lavishly😢
Being Dhulbahante I don't know how I was going to react to see Dhulbahante children become cannon fodder and child soldiers while garaad children live in Europe with a secure future 🤔
#Somaliland
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Siyad Barre‘s gov wanted to erase 1/4 million isaaqs from Somalia so instead of just letting them starve to death from a drought, they chose to get rid of them by moving them from their desert to life-saving food and water?
Even a donkey couldn’t be this ungrateful.
1/ Greater Somalia means Greater Darood
I was in SL when dictator Siad Barre moved 1/4 million Isaaq to far south of Somalia and brought instead 1/4 Darood citizens of Ethiopia to SL.
Some Daroods want to get a country called Daroodland, which was the dream
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such dainty but mighty feet she has💃
“somaliland” secessionist terrorists taught a lesson after attacking neighboring clans in Northern Somalia😅
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Video has been released by SSC forces of Bashir Maxamed iidle confessing to being part of the secessionist militia/government.
For the past 24 hours the secessionist clan claimed this👇🏽 perfectly sane man is ‘mentally challenged’.
He clarifies he has not been mistreated.
We urge the SSC defense forces to conduct a thorough investigation and interview with this Somaliland POW. He was caught couple days ago in the Maraaga area scouting SL militia. Since then, secessionists waged an intensive social media campaign trying to get him back at any cost,
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“somalilanders” are like this character who have 0 business being on social media. They should be in a psych ward getting medical help.
@thebhlub
is this not you admitting your Dad committed suicide and you also have the same problems?
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what happened when Dhulbahante found out someone from Berbera came to their valley for the “British-given” border?😂😂😂
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The secessionists are in tiktok live telling each other they need to stop greeting Darood people and read adkaar because the Darood are putting sixr on them😂😂😂
I hollered for minutes
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A young man takes shed in a tractor used to dig mass graves for the victims of secessionist terrorism in Laascaanood.
Those who criticize tents that were pulled down in Buqdharkayn do not understand the danger SSC people are facing.
We WILL finish ALL secessionist terrorism.
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Bakhmut,Ukraine was called a meat-grinder because a 100 soldiers a day were dying.
“somaliland” secessionist terrorists lost at least 720 men in a single day. 300 dead. 420 captured.
If you still don’t understand, “somaliland” didn’t just lose they were annihilated. In Somali…
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The roads we use to this day.
If this government didn’t put down roads, Somalia’s hunger and war toll would have been worse as most of the country is inaccessible without.
The blessed revolution. May Allah bless every woman and man who made it happen especially its leader🙏🏽
In 1968, with help from Saudi Arabia, the Maka-Al Mukarama road was built in the center of Mogadishu . It was a kilometer long from the house of the nation. It was the only two-lane road at that time.
A journalist who visited Somalia at that time wrote these words:
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You cannot “reunite” Somalia.
Somalia was never divided. HSM cannot beat up fake “reunification” drums!
Where did “somaliland/isaaq” even go for them to be reunited back into Somalia?
Which country recognized them?
What passport do they have?
What borders do they control?
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@somaliachilles
Then why do war torn countries like Syria, Palestine, Yemen and Iraq have better systems and cities than Somalia? At some point we will have to look in the mirror and realize it is the average somali brain activity and not the war that is stopping us🧠
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“The Dhulbahante may live in Laascanood, but the land is yours(Isaaq), you’re meant to rule it!”
This is why secessionism must end in ALL of Northern Somalia even in Hargeisa.
If not, then we must erect a Berlin wall to keep out this brainwashed terrorists from our communities.
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5. Abdikhaliq Yusuf.
@aq_rifter
seriously thinks Cardiff is his village and calls it “his city”. Nothing on life after high school and looks like this👇🏽 but has the audacity to run clan-based hate campaigns🤣
30 yr old scraping for cents on tiktok & twitch!
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The Somali people can fix their country without foreign interference or aid.
The people of
#SSCKHAATUMO
have built a much needed administration from scratch with no foreign intervention.
It requires honest leaders, motivated civilians and, if need be, brave righteous soldiers.
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Lawlessness is taking over isaaq villages as the clan’s police and militias have all been sent to fight other clans.
Today, women in Hargeisa protested and demanded justice after an Oromo man raped and killed a girl in Hargeisa due to the lawlessness taking over the town.
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Secessionist terrorists admit to taking suicide pills to battle when they face SSC soldiers🤣
In 2023, those “somaliland is a country” claims were finally tested, and secessionists ended up losing ALL 100 battles they fought with unionist SSC soldiers in the North of Somalia.
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Neutralized for their clown behavior in Tukaraq like the rats they are.
2018, this terrorists from the isaaq clan were awarded medals by their administration for starting problems in Tukaraq, 170 km from their clan’s borders, and today most of them are neutralized & 6ft under.
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SSC-Khaatumo soldiers storming Maraaga, Laascaanood in an operation to remove secessionist terrorists who were shelling the city.
In the operation “somaliland” secessionists were attacked in a blitz from 2 fronts and completely wiped out.
#SSCKHAATUMO
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This is why it is important to urgently get rid of rogue secessionist terrorists from all over SSC. They are terrorizing reer baadiye/rural residents all over the region.
This man said they ate the wheat he cooked for his camels and took his blanket. Haruurkaas laga hari maayo.
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As you can see from my search, after secessionist terrorists in the North of Somalia spent million$ lobbying U.S Congress persons, NDAA 2024 does not even mention “somaliland” once.
Meaning all the lobbying & lying has failed!🤣
Congrats
@UnitedSomalis
@YassSomali
@batten_von
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Successive Somali governments (1960-2023) spent billions of dollars from taxes, loans and aid to fund and appease separatists while ignoring the rest of Northern Somalia….only for the same separatists to pioneer inviting your landlocked historical enemy into Somalia’s waters!🤣
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