being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. you waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes
look at you having a full-on relationship with your phone & watching other people spend their friday nights out with friends doing fun things. but who needs fresh air when you have endless scrolling on twitter?
i feel better now 🥹 yesterday was the worst ngl 😭 cause i was so sick and my baby was too so imagine having to clean up vomit and diarrhea while sick af 😭😭😭