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I literally only complain about dating and celebrity nonsense.

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sometimes merely existing can be so goddamn embarassing
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@ih8threat I mean... thats one opinion I guess.
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@queens_tm @tropicalsoul @KimKardashian Ima just post this to every one of y'all stans because you need to see how foolish you look.
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@krystinbpx @Its_NotVicky @ih8threat Some people are just awkward selfie-takers lol My ex was fine as fuck but he couldn't pose for a selfie to save his life. I was always like "can you stop doing that with your fucking face?"
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@neighbourninja @PrisonPlanet Well good thing she got to choose what happened to her body and she's now living a seemingly happy life that she is in control of. Good for her 😊
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@bamb1ed sometimes it's fun to shame them🤣
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@austinpzezt @MyFavsTrash She's a troll, yall lol
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@jacquelyntll @jaboukie I'm never deleting twitter
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@WrittenByHanna no fr. 🤣 people who believe this relationship is real are so cute to me lol
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@hailpaimin I hate how much I want him inside me
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When @nicolebyer said "dont cum in my eye because then I'll be blind and I wont be able to SEE MY GOALS" I really felt that. Not the cum in my eye, obviously.
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@keatingssixth I will always walk w you... but sometim3s we just end up at different destinations, baby
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I'm genuinely terrified that Xander isn't gonna be strong enough to leave Vanessa. #ultimatumqueerlove
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@turkeybucket91 @CNN Is this supposed to he funny?
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Aussie really asked Sam if she was gonna be the new Mildred bc Sam was excited about "finding her voice". then said they dont know if they are gonna be compatible with Sam's changes..... no bc I genuinely hate this bitch so much. #ultimatumqueerlove
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@Muwlee @maybeifyouwere @niclevel100 @GROOVYCHl Men be so bitter when you call them out lmaoo
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@_michcohen @musicanonymaus Personally the painting she made for you is better than the advert. Dont attempt to support a local artist and then blast her for something so miniscule. You look wild. Not her.
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@AkeylaMonea @thatjayanthony @SailorOkoye If yall dont let the girl have a good time, oh my godddd. Lmao no one said she didn't kill it. They just said she was drunk, because look at her! You can still be her stan and allow her to be inebriated. Yall are so weird.
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@elsenortamatoe This you 🤣🤔🤮
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I feel so bad for the dude at the @nicolebyer show tonight who got called out by his extra messy ex fuckbuddy. Although I rarely feel bad for Hwhite men, this dude had a rough night. And I had a great one laughing at him.
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Mal: you can fall in love with someone else, and I can still be your person. those two things can exist Yoly: idk what that looks like Mal: and we can figure that out as the days go on. I AM SOBBING! THE UNDERSTANDING & ACCEPTANCE & THE LOVE💕 #ultimatumqueerlove
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@ahmad_alkurdi97 @nourmajdiwajdi "30 year old man commenting on a 16 year old's vagina???"
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when Vanessa said "I love you" and had to FORCE Xan to say ot back? and you can tell it physically pained them? omfggg😪😪😪 #ultimatumqueerlove
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@TheTimeIGotHigh @CavemanReacts When I went to a Kendrick concert, this random dude asked if I wanted the rest of his blunt because he was gonna head inside and you bet your sweet ass I said "yes thank you"
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@AkeylaMonea @thatjayanthony @SailorOkoye Im in the hive and I have to say, yall *super* stans are weird as fuck lmaoo "If you were a fan you'd know that" chile have a drink and relax.
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@baristakookie @ghostybakshi he's really giving....
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@smudgedcoal triggered tf out of me, fr. Vanessa is annoying and I can't stand her, but Aussie is really my personal worst enemy.
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@RellieRelz @creoIepatra Hoe do you not have Google? Lmao yall lazy
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@boricua_yanelis @itsjustmackie_ There are so many strange things about this case. During the investigation, the woman who hosted, Jean, attempted to flirt w/& bribe the detectives multiple times. They also never took pictures at the autopsy whish is UNHEARD of. There are alot of podcasts on the case. Its wild.
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@jermsywermsy @StrawberryFranz @DAAATBITCHCHER That sucks to hear. I call my mom like twice a day saying "listen to the awful murder i heard on @AMorbidPodcast " and she's like "hold on let me pause Cold Case File."
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@maybeifyouwere @niclevel100 @GROOVYCHl Prolly won't even eat your pussy
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Mal and Xander in a poly relationship w Yoly. that's my FINAL offer. #ultimatumqueerlove
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Listening to @nicolebyer 's podcast just makes me want to drink heavily and suck all the dicks @ 1pm on a monday.
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@derek_mafs Lmfao look at all these bitter men. It warms my heart
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@Partisangirl @HausUrban Breonna was sleeping and this woman was a terrorist who broke into a govt building during a riot. Dont compare them. You look dumb as fuck.
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@Ilovechickkken @mekhia067 But *my* high ass read it perfectly.
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@iamgatheredhere @notgwendalupe I think... people are just laughing at how iconically out of touch she was......
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I just think it's funny how Mozart has been real quiet since this came out.
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@injamaltheylust Men stay trying to date these women and then police their whole lives , i have to laugh at the insecurity 🤣
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@blertabee WHEREEEE is Bliss Zack's perfect match? I really feel like we're watching different shows when it comes to them
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Lexi is the bomb in her relationship that she thought Vanessa was gonna be. It's sooo clear Rae and Vanessa have NOTHING between them & lexi can't let that shit go. I feel so bad for Rae to have to go through the constant berating. #ultimatumqueerlove
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@TeddyGeauxinue @DrDeeKnight @1_Cam__ You telling a black women to be quiet while she's explaining this post is so incredibly ironic. I wish i was funny.
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@ThreatLesbian @FuckRonaldRegan Whenever I see the term "sapiosexual", I just assume they're bored straight people who want to be included 🙄
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@rawesttzell_ @green_durag "tremendously hilarious af"
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@corn_curlz @jasondanielsss Literally everyone has been sharing this video all week. It's a really important scene that she preformed. We're all coping. No one is clout chasing. Fucking relax.
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@degrassinocontx They honestly belonged together. 2 trash cans
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@anniesveto @tyler02020202 everyone saying she looks like young are are DELUSIONAL!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@iamjaygodi @__NiaG Yall thinking way too much into it. Its not her. 🙄🙄 Killing the joke worse than my mom lmaoo
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@__golddustwoman @jermsywermsy @StrawberryFranz @DAAATBITCHCHER @AMorbidPodcast Literally! I feel like I learn alot of skills. My boyfriend thinks it makes me paranoid, but i say im just prepared and vigilant, which is always a good thing.
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@ellen_kindness @britneyxmariah Fun fact: you can hate a person within the LGBTQIA community without being homophobic.
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@ConfusedBurger @boricua_yanelis @itsjustmackie_ YES. Jean's boyfriend went into a database (he was some sort of authority figure) to see what was going on with the case. I dont think he changed anything, he was just snooping(I think, I dont remember). He later on lost his job.
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I want to roll her blunts and have her say "good job, baby"
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@SLMDaGoat @Rap this was my thought the whole time🤣
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*SCREAMS IN QUEER*
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In case you missed it in our newsletter: Nancy is back for Season 4 on Sept 24! WHO'S EXCITED?! (photo credit: Superstar Producer @matt_pc )
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@BIG_SAD_GORL @motoroil44 So there *is* such thing as a stupid question
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@mongoliumyt @phatbinch666 @sherrysworld I'm not anyone's mom or teacher. You wanna be an ignorant hateful piece of shit, I want no contact with you. Don't make people feel bad for keeping their own sanity and peace by cutting off toxic people.
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YOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING HERO
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@ChasinMy_Dr3ams The openness of communication, trust &emotions, the openness to try new things (sexually¬), the lack of silly pride issues I usually deal w/ in str8 men, the willingness to learn (about other lgbtqia+ issues&otherwise). Being a queer person, dating another queer is important.
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@BrujaBanton @evavseveryone This was the most pleasant surprise
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@rosalesxdavid @inda_ass Lies that don't even look like Amy.
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@cigregrette @scenedoII it's a coping mechanism and it's funny. if you're so happy, my misery shouldn't effect you too much🥱
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@LeHighburyFC You're crying because she used the word "disrespectful" lolol
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@quintabrunson I love watching Irish people try different alcohols.
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@ConfusedBurger @boricua_yanelis @itsjustmackie_ Oh i hadn't heard that. Thats crazy and so fucking infuriating. Also yall should look up the history of the town they lived in. I believe its Cumming, GA. It has a LONG history of blatant and disgusting racism. It has everything to do with this case, imo.
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Billie Holiday appreciation post on her birthday. She has gotten me through *times* and I'm eternally indebted. 💕
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@karllscott @coco_watters But to be fair, most shows are better than friends
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@murdocklite No one really talks about Melt but can we stan for a sec
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DEMAND JUSTICE FOR TAMLA HORSFORD. She was a dedicated mother of 5 who was MURDERED during an adult sleep over in 2018. Her death was ruled an accident and no one was charged despite video surveillance surrounding the house "mysteriously" disappeared. No investigation followed.
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@nicolebyer Really seemed like we were listening to a bitter ex and an awkward first date all in one
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@GregPugh18 @Sshomiii @iamtaylorjanee @SpeakinOfKD This. And, whether there was a knife of not, you could see that he was over 10 feet away in the video. He could've been tased or shot to disarm, but instead he was shot 10 times. The rhetoric of "oh well why did he have a knife then?" needs to end.
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When a person you've been crushing on for years "compliments" you. Am I wrong to find these adjectives gross?
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@degrassinocontx alexisonfire plays loudly in the background, but not as loudly as my SOBS
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@FreeSpeechGab @TimFullerton Men will take any opportunity they can to tear down a happy black woman. The amount of hate I see on Serena is disgusting.
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@ozmocyst She broke her back when she was a teen and was laid up in bed for over a year. Her weight fluctuated for years. Then she got an eating disorder, lost a fuckton of weight, and became a model. Get your fucking head out of your ass.
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@DessiDelight_ @2Taurean2U Sounds like someone should mind their business
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@cowgrlpris @5HAHEM @gnosiennes Omg can I get receipts? I love hating this bitch
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This is the problem with ab*sers apologizing. I see straight through it. I don't believe you. Problematic or not, idc. I have yet to come across a *genuine* apology with a real reckoning with one's past.
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@GregPugh18 @Sshomiii @iamtaylorjanee @SpeakinOfKD That argument goes straight out the window when you think of all the white terrorists who have AKs and are peacefully removed from scenes where they've caused mass destruction. Perfect example, the dude who show up the church.
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@inda_ass Whats her @ because this is criminal.
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@gimmie_Meau @mikethornwell Look up what his teeth looked like. Forreal.
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@SamZilberstein @lolacoaster Why was he so offended? Lmaoo
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@jahssyspice @jiggyjayy2 Im dating a bi man and I genuinely don't think I could ever date a straight man again.
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@its_me_hi15 @Justhere4fun13 @pokingitout she has a literal empire. she stopped doing music to create multiple businesses and she still killed the superbowl solo & pregnant. you sound incredibly silly using 2016 receipts just bc all your girl can do is sing.
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@deedeebridgette conversation about ANYTHING tbh
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@kyrahlovee Yo I'm dead, she said "😐I miss the connection that we had😐"
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Aussie has the temperament of a fucking toddler. worse than Mildred. they have extreme anger issues that come out in the form of running away and hiding. I LOVE that Sam is finally seeing this toxic behavior. #ultimatumqueerlove
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@Dojicki a month??? a day!!
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@chloeajohnsen @efjaebe @PaulPlakas @TimFullerton They're white men, Chloe. Theyre born and raised to believe they're better than everyone else. Especially a black woman. Arguing with them is pointless 🙄🤣
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@Songbird Some people are really eating this incredibly tone deaf and insensitive movie up. Im not mad at Michael Bay for profiting off of a pandemic. Im mad at the idiots who say "wow this looks amazing". No thoughts, just vibes.
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@vageenah @degrassinocontx Manny and Jay for LIFE
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