That Baratheon Girl πͺπΊ π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ πΉ
@baratheongirl
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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
Pen-y-bont ar Ogwr, Cymru
Joined November 2018
This should be the video everyone watches before walking into a polling station.
2010: 60k people used food banks. 2023: 2.98 million people used food banks.
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Well, this will make the funeral interesting for sure.
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Getting real sick of this shit. These onions were bought a few days ago. Fucking Brexit. Don't tell me it isn't Brexit. This rarely if ever happened before. The vegetable aisle is limited in choice and the quality has nosedived. It's consistent now.
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I'm sorry, why isn't Martin Lewis in politics again?. What an ending to a speech!
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Imagine someone said you should be killed based on your skin colour & gender. Imagine this person gives Β£ to the colleagues who disagree with you. Then imagine your entire workplace is allowed to discuss this in front of you, but you must remain silent.
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Sarah Everard - taken from street.Libby Squire - taken from street.Sarah Payne - taken from country lane.Holly Wells & Jessica Parker - taken from street .Brianna Ghey - attacked in park. I don't think allowing trans women access to our bathrooms is the problem here.
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Brexit was a shit idea.
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I don't know who this lady is but damn girl you hit the nail right on the head!
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Drinks in Bristol anyone?
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Well this is awkward.
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"Boris Johnson went to Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for wankers". I still love this line from Jonathan Pie.
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I want my country back. I want the country that hosted the 2012 Olympics. I want the country that was proud, progressive and an influential member of the EU. I want the country with rising living standards, children of hope. In short, I want the country I grew up in.
I want my country back π¬π§π¬π§. What's wrong with that?.
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Get a few looks wandering round Tory Brexit Essex in my favourite hoodie.
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You know who I feel sorry for? The NHS staff who will have to treat the selfish idiots who caught Covid today in London.
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Is anyone else tired of travelling at warp speed between boiling rage and cynical resignation because of the country we live in?.
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You can't reshuffle shit.
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How long before Grant Schapps goes full on crazy and blames Harold Wilson for the strikes. If you're going to blame a Labour Party that hasn't governed in years, you may as well go all the way up nonsense lane.
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If you suffer from imposter syndrome, just remember Nadine Dorries and Michael Fabricant are sitting MPs. Go out there and smash it. Because you're better than them.
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I will say exactly this til I'm blue in the face and my voice broken. Vote. It matters.
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Listening to @mrjamesob on Universal Credit and I am absolutely seething at the Tory idea that benefit claimants are "living it up". I work in Benefits and it's so divorced from the truth it should be paying alimony. Furious beyond words.
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The way Americans pronounce the word 'herbs' is way more annoying to me than it should be.
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THIS IS ENGLAND. Boris Starling on Facebook wrote this and you should read it if you are having trouble remembering the country we are.
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Read, understand and speak out. Always, to your dying breath.
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Blame it on the Tories πΆ
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I will vote for Keir Starmer. Because he is intelligent, principled, and I am not a selfish twat willing to sacrifice the hopes and survival of those most punished by Tory rule for the sake of purism.
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Finally - FINALLY - someone on #bbcqt who says what most of think.
There are SO many reasons to never vote Tory, but George Monbiot reminds decent people everywhere that during the Pandemic that Boris Johnson & the Tories were βthe worst possible people at the worst possible time.β #covidinquiryUK #BBCQT
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Can someone put up a statue of Johnson, just so we can have the pleasure of donking it into a lake.
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I have no idea who did this, but this is the content I'm here for π
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Well we've pissed off half of the world and made flags mandatory on govt buildings. How long before we invade Poland?.
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Turn on LBC. Nick Ferrari "We didn't close pubs and theatres during the war". Turn off. Sick of intelligent people being purposefully stupid to preserve their opinion against all logic.
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Thatcher did for the miners. Johnson did for the fishermen.
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The idea that Lee Anderson represents the working class is quite frankly a repugnant thought to those of us who actually are working class.
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His response. you couldn't write anything as stupid, as funny, as ludicrous π€£π€£π€£. I can't breathe π€£π€£π€£
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Twitter has limited visibility on this masterpiece by @andjamwar so I'm doing my bit to spread it far and wide.
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Can you imagine how much better our country would be if we still had Jo Cox, but didn't have Nigel Farage?.
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It's Friday after all π
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Something very insidious about the fact that Sunak opened his statement by attributing cost of living to Ukraine, whilst simultaneously (and wrongly) praising Brexit for the positive aspects. Anyone else feel there is an uncomfortable blame Ukraine tactic at play here?.
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Tony Blair knighted. Good. He made some bad decisions, but he made many good ones. History will judge him favourably overall. Idiots will judge him for one thing.
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My mother's beautiful cat, our family cat Will has just been mauled to death by two dogs outside her house, they were on leads but the stupid woman could not control them. If you cannot control your dogs on a lead, if they're too strong for you, you shouldn't fucking have them.
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Farage is basically now the crazy old guy down your street who chases kids off his lawn with a rake.
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They're shitting themselves. The desperation is rank.
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Pleased to report that on bus to work the majority of people are wearing masks.
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@IsabelOakeshott Oh no no no Isabel. You do not get to wash your hands clean of this. You and that ridiculous boyfriend of yours have been perpetuating a narrative along with Tommy Robinson that has no basis in fact. You've actively spread hate and division. Don't you dare plead ignorance now.
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Donald Trump, age 74, presidential letter to Joe Biden.
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Hislop taking absolutely no prisoners. This. This is what we want.
π₯@PrivateEyeNews' Ian Hislop vs Sir Jake Berry.π₯. IH: "Why didn't you act sooner? You kept saying 'this is too difficult'. Suddenly you can do it all in one day.".JB: That is manifestly nonsense. IH: Why did you give [Vennells] a CBE in 2019?.JB: You keep talking over me. ~AA
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FFS. Stop falling into Tory tactics of splitting the left. Look at what we have now. They are not traditional Tories. They're a small group of extreme right wing Tories & borderline National Front idiots in power. Arguing against your own is stupidity of the highest order.
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Trying to reconcile the idea that I need an annual DBS check to continue in my line of work, yet Johnson once arranged for a journo to get beaten up and can lead our country.
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Ashfield you fucking morons.
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Rafael Behr pointed out Jacob Rees-Mogg is younger than Kylie Minogue and I just don't know what to do with that information.
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Well we know he doesn't plan to stick around in the UK when he loses. Nice to have confirmation.
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"You can't just talk nonsense and not be interrupted". This is why Hislop is being lauded. He had the opportunity to say in one sentence, direct to a Tory on TV, what we bang out thousands of Tweets a year trying to get across. It's satisfying. Itβs vindication.
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At this rate we'll be able to make a Tory leader advent calendar for December.
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If I hear one more time on Facebook the phrase "all politicians are the same" I think I may put my fist through a wall. No they are not. Your apathy, laziness and commitment to being uninformed is the reason the shit politicians succeed. Because you let them. VOTE.
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It is possible to have voted/supported Ed Miliband, Jeremy Corbyn & Keir Starmer. None are perfect but we recognised that a vote for them was/is the best chance we stood. Why the hell, when the right has this country on its knees, are we willingly dividing our support. WHY. π€¦ββοΈ.
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James O'Brien. "Why did we listen to the guy who runs Wetherspoons?! He looks like a Thundercat". My favourite line today.
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Okay I've had two meals and a sleep since to mull it over and I still think that conference was the most batshit, idiotic and incomprehensible pile of steaming turd I've ever seen. Rather aptly rounded off with a frankly bizarre speech by Penny Mordaunt. 1/2.
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*leaving work* right bladder, do we need to go?. Bladder: na, only been 20 mins, we all good. *in tesco* you sure? Can use the loos here. Bladder: nope, carry on. *walking down high street*. Bladder: omg you're not going to believe this.
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Let's calibrate our watches for countdown to when @metpoliceuk turn a blind eye to the latest law breaking by our "government".
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I don't care that he's old enough to be my father, I simply adore Campbell. He has the brains and balls to say what needs saying, and says it well.
. I found it humiliating when Boris Johnson stood up at #COP26 saying Britain is not a corrupt country. That he even has to say that is humiliating for Britain. Until the Tories accept Johnson is a bad man, this countries politics will be damaged. #bbcqt @campbellclaret
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I'm sorry but this country is insane.
You okay, babe? You've barely scanned your King Charles cancer QR code.
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I'd rather wash my minge with a brillo pad.
If you donβt wear a mask and fancy a Free No Mask Monday comedy night out in London and want to be notified of the next date, email No Mask to Lee@LeeHurst.com.
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If Stanley Johnson had died during lockdown, do you really think his kids would have said goodbye via Zoom?. No. I didn't think so. So stop writing off #PartyGate as a minor misdemeanor.
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Attacking Angela Rayner for once living in and buying a council house reminds those of us who did grow up in a council house that someone LIKE us is up there fighting FOR us.
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I make this the third Tory MP to be fact checked for lying so far this week.
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Fuck off Laura. Your party is swimming with sex pests and racists and your leader is too weak to do anything about it.
"It blew my mind that it took the leader of the Labour party nearly 72 hours [to act]". Victims Minister @Laura__Farris reacts to Labour suspending two candidates over alleged anti-Semitic comments. #KayBurley FC
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I'm currently working on the Winter Fuel Support scheme. Spent all day yesterday talking to pensioners about their applications. Several of them burst into tears. We are not approaching a failed state. We are a failed state.
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I know some people get annoyed by this, but the brutal hard truth is the left, all of the left, needs to unite to overcome the damaging Tories. It won't suit all of our tastes. Tough shit. I'm sick of fucking Tories.
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Can't wait for the cocaine photos. FYI Daily Mirror I'm copyrighting the headline 'Whose Line Is It Anyway'. #PartyGatePhotos.
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Next PMQs Starmer should just ask straight out 'What the FUCK are you DOING?'.
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I'd rather brillo my minge thanks Greg.
Calling on more people to come forward and stand as a @Conservatives candidate!. Attend one of our events near youπ
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Okay it's getting a bit ridiculous now.
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Never before in my life have I listened to a PM that makes me feel physically sick. A woefully incompetent shrieking mess with no convincing arguments left, only the repetiton of tiresome lies. Every Tory wailing behind him should hang their heads in shame. #PMQs.
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Phone rings. *whisper* 'I'm walking alone and some guy is behind me. Will you stay on the phone til I get home?'. *normal voice* 'Hi, I got off the train - will be home shortly, stick kettle on will you. How was your day?'. Every woman you know has done this.
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A dictator in waiting. America, do not fuck this up.
Trump: You have to get out and vote. You wonβt have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You wonβt have to vote anymore. In four years, you wonβt have to vote again.
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Why the fuck would UNICEF be doing this for the politics?. It's not us, it's do gooder lefties. It's not us, it's primadonna footballers. It's not us, it's UNICEF. Newsflash: IT IS YOU, YOU GREEDY FUCKWITS.
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I still don't see the point of Dorries as an MP, let alone as Culture Secretary. She's a walking gaffe.
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@lucyallan @JustinWelby The fact your party has swung so far to the right the CHURCH OF ENGLAND now thinks you're extremists, is not the popularity vote you think it is Lucy.
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I'd rather brillo my minge thanks.
Will you be watching Donald Trump's .βinterviewβ with Elon Musk on Twitter tonight?
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I'm 36 years old. To kill time before my Hull Train from London I decided to prop up the local bar. Got distracted talking, missed train and am now shacked up in the Park Grand in Paddington. One day, maybe, I might just grow up.
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@NadineDorries @trussliz Given you want to nob a guy who spends 30k on takeaways, I wouldn't push this line too much.
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Wow. Just caught an update from Victoria Derbyshire and the shops in Washington DC are boarding up their windows for the first time ever due to the election, because of Jan 6. That alone should be reason to not vote for Trump.
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Bet Neil Parish feels a bit shortchanged after resigning over porn, considering what was happening practically next door.
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It's past midnight so the cult of Nigel Farage are out in force upset about me calling their dear leader crazy.
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There is a food bank next door to the polling station I am working at. You couldn't make it up.
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If we got nuked I swear to god, out of a tinny old radio we'd still have the disembodied voice of 'Hi, Phillip Schofield here. '.
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