BanditROR2
@bandit_ror2
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I’m a thief - not a plumber. Of course I’m bringing my coat. DM’s are open, case anyone’s bored.
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Howdy all. Due to brain management of this app I’m probably be on Blue Sky more than here. Thank you all for all the fun. Meant a lot to me.
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Me petting my beetle guard before I rebirth (I will miss him)
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Me locking my brother on the moon for the rest of his life because I was bored
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The things I do to make a silly joke on this app that gets a few likes is not worth it most the time, but it’s fun. That being said, whatever picture you see posted next by me, I apologize in advance
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@BeetleRoR2
You were so close, really. Maybe if you found a few billion crowbars and a watch, he would’ve been done for. I believe in you
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Added a few pests to make it realistic
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can you draw bandit dying of severe acid burns after spawning on that fuckass piss yellow stage i hate
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I remember before I joined the rp scene I followed Kartinos and was like “Wow such great art what a cool person” and all you have to do is be mentally ill, be a risk of rain character, be gay of sorts and bam, Kartinos follow. I am grateful. Should’ve tweeted this ages ago
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I know Mithrix always talked to himself on the moon, as if he was speaking to his brother. Providence obviously ignored him, and Mithrix knew. But this logbook about the False Son, it really stings that Mithrix truly cannot comprehend the fact his brother had been killed
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Unrelated but Jerma has been in my banner and ain’t one person that noticed yet
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I’ve hired this washed up lonely no bitch depressed emo brother issue bum ass god to stare at you
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(( you can always draw something if you’re determined enough. this was very lazy but my point stands, gay people go
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@_corvids_wit
(( I tried to cook but it looked bad and I rushed and then I gave up, but the thought was there
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(( I can’t believe this got as many likes as it did, commando curb stomping a child is my most liked post. That is insane
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Here’s the Huntress and Bandit banter. Got inspired from a short convo I had with a Huntress account so I wrote this out. Had fun
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Just beat my first run for Risk of Rain, Providence was very scary.
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Me and my beautiful best friend who did not use the shrine of rebirth on stage five so i died to a scorch wurm
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The parents in the first Risk of Rain game were fucking huge I wonder if they got fat and lazy in the second game because they didn’t have to worry about the survivors for a few years and they fell outta shape
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Sorry bout’ that
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“My health is pretty low, I should probably run away to heal”
That evil ass Blind Pest that I hate:
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Always r’member to check Providence’s feet at the reformed altar for chests. I don’t mean it in a freaky way, but sometimes there’s a few goodies hidden up there. Got headstompers there once
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(( Just had three WEIRDEST phase 4 of my life. Tried to phase 4 skip but he got confused and just stood still
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(( WHAT??? THE FUCK 😭😭 WHAT IS HAPPENING HOW IS HE GETTING THEM ALL PREGNANT
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The things I do to make a silly joke on this app that gets a few likes is not worth it most the time, but it’s fun. That being said, whatever picture you see posted next by me, I apologize in advance
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Im going to reuse this image until the day I die
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WELL FUCK YOU TOO! NOW I’M GONNA SIT AND FARM YOUR LUNAR CHIMERA UNTIL I GET A THOUSAND STACKS. I GOT 841 CROWBARS YOU BALD BASTARD GET READY FOR ME
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Been seein’ this a lot, so I got bored. Here we are
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Thinking about how the saddest part of Mithrix’s character is how he never got closure. No brother to come back to him and apologize, no knowledge of if he’s even alive, just stuck on the moon with him and the creations that made Providence trap him in the first place. Tragic
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“I’m only 1 green scrap away from getting something good from the bazaar! The boss will surely give me a green!”
The Nefarious Queen’s Gland:
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Quality was as good as my eyesight on the last post so I have to repost this but again, I don’t know what to say for this
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Why ain’t that a thing of beauty? Thank you kindly, love the hat. The expression is real cute too. I bet that man is a real charmer, hehe.
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(( Back to this profile just because I like the colors much more. Sorry spooky month
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Threw this masterpiece together. Now I ain’t the best at doodlin’ or drawin’, but I think I did good. My hat looks a little off, but I think it makes it funny
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(( Quality came out like shit last time, have to repost this now smh
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Y’all ever think about how stressful it is to be beetles? Imagine climbing out of the ground and looking around to find some maniac with a railgun. Same thing as the beetle guards, your Queen summons you and you have to go rush at some crazy ass goober from the void.
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You ain’t got proof asshole.
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Once I finally get off my lazy ass, I’m sure these will be fun to finish
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I wrote this last night with a few alterations today. It was fairly rushed, but I asked about posting a few of the things I wrote, so here it is. Mithrix angst. Sorry the text is so small I really have no other way of sending this sorta stuff. And if there’s spelling errors, fuck
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If I started posting some short writings of mine, would you all be interested in reading it? I know I should make this a poll but I’m too lazy plus it’s good to see who says it specifically in the future so I can pester them about stuff
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I hate to sound like a broken record here but I hate, and I mean it with all my chest, HATE these no good flying blind dumbass rat freaky ass looking pests
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@Maskavado
It’s the same as when you kill Mithrix. He’s pleading to his brother. “Brother, this plane grows dark. Brother, I cannot see you. Where are you?” It HURTS SO BAD. “Brother… perhaps we will get it right… next time…” the final nail in the coffin for me. I’m sorry bros
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Wrote this a few days ago, had an idea for Bandit saving Commando. I always imagined Commando to be a bit of a boy failure. Not the longest read ever, but I hope it’s enjoyable nonetheless
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(( i gotta get outta here 😭
Also Bandit told me he loves murder drones that don’t want to murder him
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I just sat and did a teleporter on sirens call for five minutes. Afterwards I kept circling the map to kill the worship unit that the MAGMA WORMS spawned. I am Commando. I am 46 minutes into this run. After all of that effort, I was rewarded with an Aegis. My final straw
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Now this is god damn beautiful. Love the bird. And me, of course.
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@NOTHINGMONARCAL
Promise not to kill me, unlock the bubble around the escape ship and maybe I can put you back on Petrichor
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Can I get a hell yeah for killing Mithrix and Voidling💪
I think I’m actually having the best run of my entire life and if I post a video or picture of me dying I want you to look at my items and bully me for the rest of my life
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As of late… I’m getting real sick’a these damn worms. Back home they were always the size of a ghetti noodle but nah, here they’re either PEOPLE SIZED OR AS BIG AS GOT DAMN BUILDINGS! I HATE WORMS, AND I HATE THEM STUPID ASS FACES THEY GOT! WHY IS IT SPARKING TOO?!
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Top 10 reasons why distant roost sucks
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looking for COOL mutuals. if youre not cool dni. here are some games + animated shows i like
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@NOTHINGMONARCAL
I should write you finding a lollipop on the moon and getting happy. Make a propeller hat
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@Maskavado
It hurts because he can tell when Providence brought more life to Petrichor, because he belittled him even then. But when life is no longer brought to the planet, and disaster begins to occur, I’m sure he knows something is wrong. Providence would NEVER let it get to that point.
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