@Socalmegan She’s a real peach.

How are we doing to do this for the next 4 years?

Looks like many Americans have, what’s that saying? “Fucked around and found out?”

They’re putting a Jersey Mikes 3 minutes from my house and it’s over for you bitches.

Ravens fucked it up again I see.

@JoeySacco9 God bless America.

RT @ChristinaTkacik: Good morning to everyone except people who don’t sweep the snow off the roof of their car before driving on I-83.

Fucked UP my back yesterday shoveling snow. I can hardly stand up straight

No, I will not do dry January with you. It’s too late anyway.

One of my toxic traits is buying trail mix, picking out all of the chocolate, and then letting the rest spoil. Prob should just buy those peanut m&ms

And now for my final Christmas act I will apply 4 lip balms before bed.

@dorindadeadly I'm bored with it but holding on. I like the new lesbian, but can't remember her name.

I hate Christmas. I really do. It does not bring me joy. It feels like nothing but obligation. The shopping, the hosting, the food. I just don't want to participate.

@Costco customer service is elite.

Now everyone stop asking me what I want.

What all body moisturizer are yall using? My skin is SO DRY right now.

I hate winter. Hate it.

@queensofbravo What are they going to talk about?

I think I'm officially finished Christmas shopping. Also, good morning. It's 5am.