Bahati M Kalisa ,MPS
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Kurikira Part 2 y’Ikiganiro Mpaka kirimo ukuri kwinshi cyahuje Robert Mugabe Umusesenguzi n’Umunyamakuru wa
#Ukwelitimes
na Habumugisha innocent wabaye muri
#Zambia
hakibarizwa Abanyarwanda benshi 👇🏾👇🏾
Impamvu Abanyarwanda benshi Bari muri Zambia 🇿🇲
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Kuva natangila guculanga indilimbo za Phill Peter munzu yanjye ntabinyenzi nimbeba bikihaba! 😊🙌😂
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Imvula imfatiye hano indela njya kugama none banze ko nsohoka ngo nalindimo 😩😭
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What is name of the line between two boobs ? 🤔🤔
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Ubundi uletse ikigale, witumye uhagaze waba iki? 😩
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Kuli RIB balampamagaye balambwila ngo nintaza balaza kunyitwalila! Umenya bagiye kumpa akazi leka nihute ndebe uko bimeze ndababwila 🤗
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Lata nawe siwaluziko aba miss bose aba alamasugi??kumbee😂😂
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Indi nkulu nuko hali video ya Jolly yasohotse imeze nkiya Tiwa savage 😂
Dm niba uyishaka! 😊
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Ejo inkoko ya landlord yaje kunsula ndangije nyogesha amazi ashyushye none ndi kumva nshaka kubika 😩😩
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Ubu c kuba nsuhuje uyu musilikale nkamutila imbunda ngo niyicile isazi nibyo bitumye angila gutya 😭💔😭
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Ndashaka umukunzi udafite ikibuno atazajya ansulila 😂
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Me: Mom ndagukunda
Mom: Wongeye wasinze?
Me: Chr nukuli ni nguvu enye nanyweye gusa!😩
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Ndashaka abantu batanu bashaka akazi tuwalete yiwacu yuzuye. 😊
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Ese buliya haliya hantu hitwa i Lemela hafite ibilo bingahe? 🤔
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Gukata ibyatsi bizengulutse umwobo ntago bituma umwobo uzamo amazi! 🙄💀
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Nubwo natajya numva amakulu aliko sinayobelwa ko "valentine's day" bivuga gutela inda zitateganyijwe 😊💀
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Guhumula nibyabagole ubundi umugabo nyamugabo agomba kuba anuka nkisekulume. 🤕💀😂
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Dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional
#love
". "You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be". "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself".
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Ndi umuntu ushobola kulya igisheke ntagikongoye nkakimala kdi byose mila 😎
Wowe uli muntu ki?
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Nagiye kulagiza nsaba amafalanga none umupfumu alambwiye ngo nshake igikeli kikizungu nkisambanye ndahita mba umukile 😭😭😭
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Igihe imibu yaheleye indya nanjye ngiye kujya ndya imibu kano gasuzugulo singashaka. 😕😠
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Nemeye ko inzala yateye koko 🤔
Nyuze ahantu batetse ubugali bwamajyani 😂😂😂
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Nongele mbisubilemo nzanywa ikigage kugeza mpfuye 😊😒
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Ya OMO yose yalili mundobo nayitetsemo ubugali kandi nabuliye 😩
Ngiye kuva kunzoga ejo ntazateka isosi yinzembe 😭😭😂😂
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Sinzongela kunywa itabi kubelako buligihe iyo nalinyweye mvuga ibintu bitelekelanye
Mwalamutse aliko aba hano kuli Facebook 🤗😩
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Nkili umwana papa yigeze kunkubita ngo kuko nanyaye kubulili ndangije mpita nituma mulukweto yalagiye kujyana kukazi 😟
Nalakubiswe koko 😭😭💔💔😭😭
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Abasa niba munkunda munsengele kbsa! 😩😩
Ubu tuvugana Cheli wanjye ali gukomanga kumulyango kdi ndi kumwe na girlfriend wanjye munzu 😭😭😭
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Halya ubugali bwimyumbati bashyilamo umunyu ungana ute? 🤔
Mumbwile ngiye gutekela Chr atanseka 😂😂😂
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😒😒😒 Aliko nkubu tuletse ikigale tujyiye tunyala twicaye twaba iki 🤧🤧😂😂😂
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Buliya ibintu byose ni mumutwe! Gsa kwituma ni mukibuno 😊
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Witwa Anonsiyata aliko washeze ngo ulashaka ice-cream
Waliye isombe ko aliyo umenyeleye? 😂😂😂
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Cyakola abakobwa balanagowe 🤔 ibaze nka cheli wanjye 😂😂😂
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Subu nkiyi mvula iguye alinde uyihilitse koko? 😡🙄
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Iyi toloshi umenya yasinze! Igihe naheleye nyotsaho ikigoli none cyanze gushya 😭
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Nalindi mulusengelo, umukobwa twali twicalanye alahaguluka agiye gutanga ubuhamywa, Agapipi kanjye nako kalahaguluka umenya kali gahali icyo gihe 😩😂
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Police: Kuki wanze kwikingiza?
Me: Nuko ndi umusilikale
Police: Umusilikale wahe?
Me: Wumubili 💀
Niyo mpamvu nakutse amenyo 😭😭💔😭😭
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Ambo ubundi iyo mpaze ndatekeleza buliya se 8 si zelo yambaye umukandala 🤔🤔🙄🙄
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Mubilyogo si ahantu banyibye ipantalo nyampaye 😭😭💔💔
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🚨The wait is over guys!!!!!🚨 I will be dropping my first YouTube video tonight at 8:00PM Chicago time ⏰ YouTube channel yanjye izibanda kuri personal development, ubuzima, marriage and relationships, family, fitness, health, motherhood, cooking etc…utuntu n’utundi👏🏾❤️
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Ndambiwe kubabeshya no kubihisha!
Ninjye ngunda muhola mwumva mubitabo. 🤗
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Ubundi usibye ikigale, wali wateka ibuye likanga gushya? Kanze nteke ikilo cyamabuye ntabulala 🤗
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Ndashaka umukobwa mwiza winzobe nkamusiga ilange lyumukala 😊💀
Ntimukilye 😡😠
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Iyo nshonje ibintu byose ndabilya 😩
Ibi nbyondo ndumva bilyoshye nkisombe 😂😭😩
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Ako mbele yuko avuga "good night" buliya bakoze ibiki ko bacecetse umwanya munini? 🤔
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Uwaguha 2million ngo uve kunzoga,
Wazinywela iminsi ingahe? 😂
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Ese uwaguha 10M ngo umale umunsi umwe utaliye wabikola? 😊
Njye ntago nabyemela da?
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Nyuma yigihe kinini nkola ubushakashati navumbuye ko uliya musatsi uva kumutwe hakaza uluhala bulya wimukila mukibuno aliwo bita inzonnyo 😭😭😭
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Ukuntu WhatsApp status zabaye izo kugurisha inkweto😂😂🤣🤣 chileee
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Ako buliya twese twanze kubyuka byagenda bite? 🤔
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Ndashaka kugula indege ikibazo nuko nabuze ifite ibala lisa nk'umwelu wijimye nkubululu bwigondoye nkicyatsi gitukula nkibicu! 😩🤒
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Ni mumfashe Gato hano 🤔 maze kumva iyi video ya The Ben nibajije ibibazo byinshi !
Umuhanzi twubaha nka Ben ajya kuri stage namarangamutima menshi akavuga ibyamukorewe nuko byamukomerekeje 😭😭kdi ababikoze ari abanyarwanda bagenzi be ,sinzi ababikoze ariko ababiri inyuma
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Sinzongela kwambala boxer! Nizamabandi
Nzajya mbunuza nibyo bigezweho 😊😋💀
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Nongele mbisubilemo Guhumula nibyabagole ubundi umugabo nyamugabo agomba kuba anuka nkisekulume. 😊
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Inkoko ya landlord nyisanze munzu yanjye sinzi uko yahageze! Kanze nyitele inda! Itazamenyela 😡
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Ndashaka umuntu umwe witeguye kdi ufite gahunda akayimpa 💀😂
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Me: Allo ni kuli RIB?
RIB: Yego tugufashe gute!
Me: Mfite ikibazo, imbeba yandiliye imyenda ndashaka ubutabela.😩😭
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Byabintu bavuga kubakobwa bananutse nabibonye 💔😭
Nalinguyemo 😭😭😭
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Ubu tuvugana ndabyutse ngiye koga amazi akonje 😩
Nintapfa ndakomeza mbabwile uko bimeze 😭
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Whoever wrote this story on Igihe can also be a comedian 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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Ubukonje buhali uyu munsi ndalala muli telemusi 😩💔😩
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Umubu waluli kugahanga ka papa mfata ulukweto ndawukubita ndawica, none maze icyumwelu nkubitwa 😭💔😭💔😭
Ubu c iyo mwiholela ukamulya akalwala malaliya 😭😭😭
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Ninde umenyemo hano ?🤔🤔🤔 uri hagati we ndamuzi 😍😍
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Ubu se kuba nteletse imbabula mumuhanda ngateka nicyo gitumye banjyana indela ngo ndi umusazi 🥺💔😭
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Me: Mufite MoMo pay ?
Kukabali: Yego
Me: Nangahe?
Bankubita ivide mumutwe 😭💔😭
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Kulalana numuntu ulota avuga sibintu, najyaga gusinzila nkumva asifuye indaya ngo leka akoleho yumve ko gishyushye 😭😂
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Nshonje ukanyeleka ifoto yibilyo nayilya sinkunda akamenyelo 😒😡
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Niwibuka neza 2017 uyiculitse ni 7102, hanyuma nukulaho 1 na 0 halasigala 27 aliko 7 ikaba imbele..,
Ntakintu bosobanuye lwose aliko wakoze gusoma 😂😂✌
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Suko nanze kugula imodoka elega ahubwo sinkunda izifite amapine yibizelu. Nihaza izifite amapine ya mpandeshatu muzambwile.🤒
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Niba wabyutse bigakunda vuguti Amena uyanike 😊
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Ubwo nambaye imyenda imeshe kapfe kugenda ntawumenyako ntoze 😊
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Aliko buliya cocktail y'indimu nikivuguto nulwagwa ukuntu yaba imeze...🤔🤔
kanze nyikore mukanya ndababwila uko bimeze🤗😋😂
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Miss balibutole mwemeleye kumusohokana kugisimenti nkanamutela inda tukabyala indi mbwa 😋😂😂
Mulakoze 😎
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Uli kungila ikigolyi ngo nuko nasinze 😠 nakubwiye ngo uteke isombe numuceli none watetse umuceli nisombe!
Ntabyo ndya 😡😡💀
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Doctor: Ulwaye gute?
Me: Maze icyumwelu ntajya muli toilet.
Doctor: Ubwo ni inzoka tulaguha imiti yinzoka!
Me: Oya ntago ali inzoka ahubwo WC yiwacu yaluzuye nalinje ngo muntize 😩😩
Niho inkovu yo mumutwe yavuye 😭😭😭
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Ubundi uletse ikigale ninde wababwiye ko ikaliso bayambala mukibuno? 🤔
Ko njye nyambala mumutwe mbaye iki? 🥱
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Usibye inkulu yuko yona yakundaga kumila amafi mabisi niyihe nkulu yindi uzi muli Quran ntagatifu? 😊
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Ubundi kuva kela sinajyaga mpilwa N'ulukundo🥺😞
Ibaze ko niyo twakinaga ibyabana
Njyewe nakinaga nd'imbwa🐕 yo mulugo😭💔
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Mugitondo nakase izuba nulwembe none lilimo kuva 😢😱😂
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Nubwo ntanywa ulubingo aliko ntago nayobelwa ko ulumogi baluha inka 🤸😎
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Ndashaka umuntu ufite mumutwe hafunze, iyi nyundo nabuze icyo nyimaza! 😕💀
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Navumbuye ko guhela 2010 - 2022
Hagati halimo akalongo 🤔🤗
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Nubwo ntazi icyongeleza aliko am so much download! 😩
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Umunsi umwe uzabyuka usange aba followers bawe hiyongeleyeho 10k 😂
Vuga Amen ntakidashoboka wantuzawe 👉🙏👈
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Ndi kugisimenti aliko ndabona izuba ali lyinshi muntize ikote ndi kunyagilwa ngalamye natose mukwaha 😩😢
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Cyela Navugaga Ko Muli 2022 Nzashaka Amafaranga Kubisazi None Nabonye Ibisazi Hasigaye Amafalanga 😂😂😂
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Mvase mwangulije bitanu ko nubundi ntaho nabacikila mpola hano🤲
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Izi nyenzi zili hano ngiye kuzica nzibage nzotse nzilye.
Na ngenzi zazo zilebeleho.
Sinkunda akamenyelo 😒😡
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