So I have jollof rice and some boiled pepper in my fridge. Both are packed in different identical takeaway packs.
As I was rushing to work this morning, I picked what you think I picked.
Leave politics aside, Seyi Tinubu is the kind of son you will always be glad to have around you. Man has been supporting his father all through.
Well, you might not want to use your sense to understand this tweet, I'm here with you though.
3 years ago, In my struggle to attain financial stability legally, I ventured into a business and came out in huge debt.
This debt became a nightmare that I couldn’t tell anyone about.
Today, Almighty Allah cleared that debt for me.
I shed tears of joy
If eradicating sars will lead to the officers loosing their job then no big deal. They will join we the unemployed youths so we protest against unemployment together after the
#EndSarsProtests
.
#SarsMustGo
Alhamdulilah to the days spent, Bismillah to the day(s) yet to come.
Thanks to Almighty Allah for keeping me this far, the growth has been wonderful.
Happy birthday Ibraheem.
@DeleMomodu
Now you want me to vote for KID, who comes from a billionaire family, i should abandon Laycon who is a hustler like me? Nah!!! If you’re are asked to vote for knowledge, will you choose Kid?
Laycon getting that money has more impact on him than KID getting it.
Ekaro sir.
My precious jewel 💎 is a year older today, Alhamdulilah. May you live long to eat the fruit of your labour.
Ya Allah, above all grant her sound health.
Happy birthday 🎁 Iya Ola.
Despite all factors that are not favourable to us, the Osogbo Twitter Football Club played well as professional that they are. We want to thank the entire Twitter Community for the support.
We either win or learn and in today’s match, we learn.
#OsogboMeetsIbadan
Am a graduate of Quantity Surveying "HND" 2013, also finished Bsc in Computer science May 2018.
Am also a borehole expert.
I need a job.
Please RT my helper might come through you.
@Gidi_Traffic
@OgbeniDipo
@femifactor
@Zahrahmusa
Who dey BREEEEEEEEEEEEET.
Today is my baby's birthday and I can't even keep calm.
Happy birthday Anjie. Keep living in God's grace.
My phonetic teacher.
Your excellency
@GboyegaOyetola
,
I’m tweeting this to bring to your notice my interest in drilling the borehole at the new construction site around Oke-Fia.
I saw your poster all around the temporary fence lately which mean you can help me speak to the client.
The day Abiola was arrested that led to his untimely death, he woke up the same way we all did this morning.
If an end is not put to the
#injustice
and
#PoliceBrutality
in this country, then anyone of us might be the next victim.
Rest in Peace Abiola
#JusticeforAbiola
So the PDP cannot use the Osogbo township stadium for it rally today?
Maybe the government wants to renovate it sha...
The PDP should turn it to street carnival, e go too choke.
Mum Zee is not the only woman that’s supportive to her husband but grace speaks for her, to all the other supportive women out there, grace will speak for you soon.
Shey ewa ri eyin omo pau to ku, una mind no go touch ground.
When I count my blessings from the almighty, I count you in multiple folds, Happy birthday to the most adorable and charming woman in my life, may your days be long Iya Ola.
Today is my mom's birthday and I put a call through to pray for her. Guess what, I was the one saying Amen all through the conversation, how this woman Hijacked my mission is still a puzzle🙆♂️🤣.
Happy birthday Mama Ola, more years to come in sound health.
Months ago,
@Oluwa_Kemiowo
put a call through to me that she referred me for borehole job, it was a very cold morning but because it has to do with money and something i enjoyed doing (borehole), i jumped out of bed and find my way to her location.
After so much anticipation to visit the
@FilmhouseCinema
Osogbo and my love for Funke Akindele, I decided to kill two bird with one stone, i.e visit the film house and watch Omo ghetto.
Na the story be this
So my brother con visit me and decide to flex me around osogbo.
Your boyfriend dey slap you, dem say make you leave am, you say no, na you provoke am.
Bola, nitori sitting room toni POP loshey fe foloju lati kekere abi?
Osogbo is not boring, it’s either you don’t know how to find your way or your mouth is dry.
My life in Lagos was boring socially, it doesn’t mean Lagos is boring. Na me no get money to ball.
Raka meji
salamo kan
fathia kan
qul-uwa-llahu kan, lori iduro kokan.
leyin salamo,
Robi inni lima, anzalta ilaya mini khairin faqeer. 33.
Allahu latiffun bi'ibaadihi, yarzuqhu mayashaa'a wahuwal qhawiyul azeez 33.
Because if I handle am myself Olopa ma gbe mi
Good afternoon guys
@InsideOsogbo
, this is a demo project I'm working on and will need your honest opinion 🙏🙏🙏
Imagine going for a function in group (4-5 People) and instead of staying by the road side waiting for korope to convey you all, you can just do that via an app.
“First Sahur with Habibi”
“First Ifar as a married couple”
“Babe loves what i cook for Sahur”
“He helps me while cooking for iftar”
“Tahajjud with babe hits harder”
We don’t want to see these on the TL during ramadan.
You are married, congratulations but please don’t oppress us.
@Ajatz02
@royzkingin
The reason why I was flogged on the assembly ground during my secondary school days. I mistakenly shot my Economics teacher and it hit the man on his bald head. At first, it seems like a joke I never knew I was laughing towards my own grave.
My unemployment diary...
Is Education still the Key?
When I see young folks in NYSC uniform it reminds me of my days as a youth corper, my khaki fit me die. I always believe there’s job waiting for me outside immediately after POP, as an average student with good grades.
Earlier today, I was with the Rotaract Club of Osogbo at Osogbo Grammar School where I was asked to enlighten the beautiful students on Human Trafficking.
It was a lovely event and I enjoyed every bit of it.
I take God beg you, Please help RT my hustle.
I'm a professional borehole expert, I deal with
- Geological survey
- Borehole Drilling & Installation
- Reticulation
And other borehole related issues.
Quality is always Assured.
Wow, so something huge happened in Osogbo and I did not know about it. As in, police and armed thugs opened fire at each other. In this same Osogbo? Omo i need to be listening to radio more.
There was a time I came to Lagos to pick up a car and got lost, I tweet about it, Aunty Esther came to my DM and requested for my phone number. She monitored my movement till I got back home.
She called the following morning to check up on me.
She did not know me from Adam.
At inception of my NYSC days, the plan is to save 10k every month from the 19800 alawee.
Lo and behold it was the community that donated transport fare for me when i was going back home after 12 month.
Shishi i no save.
Caller: Hello HighBee, do you work on Sundays too.
Me: Sir, I don dey road, will meet you at the site now.
Geological survey at Agunbelewo area.
Don't forget I drill borehole for a living.
I did my personal inspection today and discovered the site (Former Ogbomosho park) is yet to have a borehole. I'm bidding for the contract publicly now. I will carry out the following
- geological survey
- drilling and casing
- grouting
- water treatment
-installation etc
She preached men are scum
She eventual met a scum
She fell in love with the scum
She ask the scum to cum
Now, the scum has proven to her what real scums are.
Now she is looking for justification.
This
#lindaikeji
matter tire me ooo
@Letter_to_Jack
The parent who are supposed to look after the baby should be flogged, what if it's something that can hurt the baby?
Oga if you're the one, you must do 50k giveaway, na your punishment be that and for even thinking the baby need to be punished, your fine is 100k
From now till next Monday, any Osogbo Mainlanders that is coming to the Island should be charged 1k, accessing the Champions territory should not be free. We even need a toll gate sef. Anyways, I will discuss that with the speaker at the barbecue hangout.
Thank you all for the support rendered towards
@olori_blessing
, She is appreciating you all for the love. I'm with her presently and she is healthy, she don dey insult me sef.
Thanks to you all, a ni fi aisan logba oooo.
I no go tweet anything about Osogbo again, everybody just dey use my tweet as reference for space but they forgot the part where I was beaten blue in Egbatedo and black in Ikire, hot slap in Agunbelewo and Abara in Ayekale.
#insecurityinOsun
BREAKING NEWS: To the person reading,this week will bring you financial breakthrough, job opportunities, employment, promotion, peace of mind and i pray evil won't see you. Retweet to claim it.🙏
I appreciate everyone's messages and calls. I apologize for not being able to respond to all of them. The testimonials I read yesterday, even those previously unknown to me, revealed that my friend is more remarkable than I had realized.
It started as cruise and to the glory of God it will be fun tomorrow, a month ago, I tweet this just to catch cruise but the
@InsideOsogbo
team saw more than just a tweet. The aim is to have fun and connect. Let's unite together and put Osun on the spotlight.
God will never shame you.
Please help RT my hustle, someone might need my service.
My name is Highbee and i handle all borehole related jobs.
#GoodByeTwitter
#WhatsApp
#whatsappdown
@haji_musteey
I laugh in Swahili. Actually, I don't know what you mean by change of life
With 10mil. I can get a compressor machine that is certain of 200k ROI weekly.
With 800k monthly, saving 200k for maintenance is enough.
600k monthly is enough bro, I'm not willing to compete with dangote
Our mosque committee in Ilorin said they want to see me after Isha prayer today. (My dad's doing i guess).
Anyways, if the plan is to give me Iyawo Sara, they should not give me Baba kudi's daughter ooo, her bum bum is not big.
@Ugochifine
Laziness will make you do this, according to study, you should at least take your shower 3times within an hour, change your undies ever 20min.