Ben Adlin
@badlin
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@elonmusk @anothercohen i feel like at one point you wanted to go down in history as a henry ford or thomas edison but instead were like "no make me the silicon valley alex jones".
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@Ryan_HAF @fuckedupfoods you’re on a first date. you go back to their house. you find this in the freezer.
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@thiscassgirl @TaylorLorenz good for her, making a public record for the custody hearing down the road.
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Matthew Qualls, 20, was arrested four days after he criticized Sheriff Todd Entrekin, saying the sheriff paid him to mow his personal lawn out of funds meant to pay for jail food. The police department that found the cannabis seems. confused:
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@alwaystheself 17 years ago, in amsterdam, one of my american classmates got robbed while walking through the city one night. our dutch professor’s response the next day: “was he moroccan?”.
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"It's akin to investigating the effects of bourbon by giving people Bud Light." by @_cingraham & @tauhidchappell.
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i saw this tweet a few hours ago and can’t stop pondering pastrami tacos.
This time a year ago, I was bartending while running a long-shot campaign for Congress. That time felt so dark and yet so hopeful at the same time. Our odds were dismal + I was dismissed, but we felt that fighting hard for what’s right - even uphill - was worth it. Keep going.
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@benshapiro alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right alt-right!
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@DLipartito @IngrahamAngle "mom, i'm off to make six figures as a new associate at skadden! don't forget to get that sidework done!".
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feels like a lot of people are responding to this as though i think ford and edison were groovy dudes. like, who did *you* think elon was aspiring to be?.
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@FoxNews @KatiePavlich You're saying America's elite, nearly trillion-dollar-a-year military can be neutralized by a wall?.
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rest in peace carl weathers. always loved his iconic arrested development role and how it only happened because mitch hurwitz was too embarrassed to admit he wanted to do a rocky parody
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@Rowaida_Abdel "do not be a sheep!" . but please do blindly follow these instructions for reasons so oversimple they can fit in a single (badly written) paragraph!.
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@Chasten @Mike_Pence chasten, i'm guessing you're going to be a much better father than mike pence.
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg life comes at you fast.
BREAKING: Andrew Tate and brother Tristan arrested in Romania in human trafficking probe
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@GulaJaani4 @lord240p @mattlieb no child of a parent who's said "don't drink" has ever tried alcohol, that's true.
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SCOOP: Internal memo says Home Depot, one of the largest employers in the U.S., will update its employee drug testing policies next month to remove cannabis from all screening panels and stop pre-employment drug testing of most workers.
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@bbofun @tommy_culkin @boyintheorchard @cen271 @artnet at first i wasn’t sure if i wanted someone to steal it. now i am.
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@AJDelgado13 @gofundme hi, i don't know you, but it sounds like you've earned a reputation for arguing that we should ignore (or deport) people in need who accept "handouts." this could be a good opportunity for you to reflect on that. best of luck, sincerely.
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@ToddWalker__ people like when things are pedestrian friendly, so we're gonna go ahead and call this pedestrian friendly!.
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@germanrlopez i get a kick out of these shoot-from-the hip takes you occasionally drop on here. remember when you said unionizing was bad or that masturbating on a work call is healthy and natural?.
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@JessicaHuseman salt, pepper, and mayo. and call it mayonnaise. this is going to keep me up at night.
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@whstancil sometimes i think about how historians will describe the smug, out-of-touch pundits trying to assure everyone that things are just fine.
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@nick_field90 can't help but wonder if the story is in part meant to normalize responding to politically uncomfortable situations by going home and grabbing all your guns.
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@liamstack (A) "fake news".(B) "real lies".(C) "alternative facts".(D) A and C.(E) all of the above.
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@bestofnextdoor @Popehat the neighbor's post to fb that day was all FINALLY CLEANED MY GARAGE!! 😎👍.
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wild to see how many journalists out there are just sharing this (likely fake) online manifesto with their tens of thousands of followers.
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@proustmalone “You will see by it, that the Opinion of this mischievous Effect from Lead, is at least above Sixty Years old; and you will observe with Concern how long a useful Truth may be known, and exist, before it is generally receiv'd and practis'd on.”.— Ben Franklin, 1786.
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