@kyledcheney
Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't judge my client on his recent acts. Sure, cannibalism is gross, but he was a loving father for years before he ate his children.
@BaddCompani
It gets better!
#FatNixon
took notes while actively engaged in a criminal conspiracy! Remember the "missing" phone logs? Guess who has 'em.
@bilzyb
@haymarketbooks
You will be shocked to learn that Palestinians can live for GENERATIONS in Saudi, Kuwait, UAE, Qatar, and Bahrain....and they will NEVER be granted citizenship. Even if they are born there. Generations...
@RandyResist
One yacht? You call that rich?!
Betsey DeVos has a YACHT SCHEDULER to coordinate all her boats. She's got so many yachts that she forgot how many she has (answer 10)
@thejackhopkins
Uh..... wait a second.....back up....
About those large breasted women.....
Do they disappear to somewhere in particular?
Do they need a ride home?
So many questions....
@TimInHonolulu
I am genuinely shocked....that it took you this long to realize this.
My cynical prediction: Bibi and Co. want to turn Gaza into Abu Dhabi Med. The money? Russian and Saudi. The framework? The Abraham Accords.
Transnational Organized Crime is going to have a new laundromat.
@MartyTa94849826
@HuffPostSports
The term you're looking for is "sportswashing."
From the article:
To improve its reputation, especially to the Western world, Saudi Arabia has heavily invested in various athletic organizations and events, a practice often referred to as “sportswashing.”
@kept_simple
It was worse than that. She wouldn't take his phone call. The man had been at their wedding. They weren't strangers. Anything to do with her, I just say "No."
“…Does a former president enjoy presidential immunity…for conduct alleged to involve official acts”. No, that’s not the issue Supreme Court. The issue is whether he has immunity for CRIMINAL acts. Of course he has immunity for official acts. They’ve told us how they’re leaning.
@MrAlanSpencer
@magascho
@TessInman
Sinatra was a member of the Friars Club in NY. When my Grandpa was dying, I visited him in the hospital. There was a HUGE bouquet of flowers. I looked at the card and asked Grandma, "Who's Frank?" She smiled, "There's only one Frank." It was him. He was loyal to his friends.
@wsteaks
I hope they have Meadows' credit card records.
Sort on the cleaners.
Then, search cleaners service records for Meadows.
Then, line up frequency and type of cleaning on a timeline.
Expectation:
Frequency increases at end of term. Likely added costs to remove odor/smoke.
@MrAlanSpencer
@magascho
@TessInman
A little extra context. The Friars Club was a private club of guys in the entertainment industry. They started the celebrity roasts. Grandpa was a member. So was Frank. Grandpa wasn't a big shot or anything. Frank didn't care about that. He didn't judge people that way.
I don't have a PAC to bulk buy my books.
I told the public the national security threats in advance instead of withholding info for profit.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of America, asking it to stop a transnational crime syndicate masquerading as a government!
@jimstewartson
".... in hotels where vaccinated women have slept" ??!
Isn't that *every* hotel? And what happens if a man who is vaccinated slept there? Or is this some sort of menstrual synchrony thing? What about post-menopausal women? Pre-pubescent girls?
So many questions!
@BaddCompani
Go back and look. You will find that press conference was the LAST press conference (9/29) he gave before the election.
We went over a month at a critical time without that sort of access.
The media did not complain. They share responsibility for that.
@typocatCA
Hold up a second.
I got a question.
"While spending $10 million more than it did in 2020, the group plans to hand out 30 million pieces of literature in 125,000 churches, with a focus on battleground states."
How the hell does that not jeopardize their tax-free status?
@gilmore_jv
@CalltoActivism
If we ever put someone like Nixon (Watergate), Reagan (Iran-Contra), or Bush (Iraq WMD) in power, come talk to us.
Right now, you are sucking the limp wand of a washed-up criminal who sold intelligence to foreign powers. Jared and Ivanka better be in line for indictments, too.
@joshtpm
Why would anyone take a case that
1) You will lose
2) You won't get paid
3)Your reputation will be damaged
and
4) Your client will blame you for everything.
Join us in solidarity as Ukrainians and Iranians stand together against the
#IRGCterrorists
, the supporter of Russia's war. Join our rally in Brussels on February 20th to make our voices heard.
#Brussels20FEB
#IRGTFO
@TheTNHoller
@MSCSK12
The big tell? Their new $2.1 billion budget only includes $40 million for new teachers and $37 million for "security upgrades."
And they wonder why their kids are falling behind.
@thejackhopkins
Here's what bugs me.
Two adversaries Trump NEVER badmouths.
Putin and Garland.
He doesn't attack by proxy.
His attacks are personal. FBI? Strzok, Wray, etc. DOJ? Smith, James, Engoron, etc. Same with the press.
But not a word about Garland.
The dog that didn't bark.
@outsh1ned
@kept_simple
@drmistercody
It was an experimental treatment. Since he was not a French citizen, they could not administer the treatment to him without special permission from his government. That's why he called his old friend, Nancy. After all, he had been at her wedding. Bitch wouldn't take his call.
@EllaRoyer
@bilzyb
@haymarketbooks
Because the Arab nations, like Saddam Hussein, like the IRGC, are happy to fight the Israelis to the last Palestinian.
@OnlyTruthHmm
@JuddLegum
True. Funny story. If you look at the figure over the doorway (lower left corner), he is being attacked by a serpent. The serpent is biting his penis.
1/3
@Ukraine
@ukraine_ua
Here's an interesting thought.
Russia is not the USSR.
The USSR was given permanent veto power on the UNSC.
The USSR could never be removed.
Russia, not being the USSR, does not have a right to that claim.
Russia should lose veto that belonged to USSR.
@High0nHistory
@historyinmemes
Fun fact: the characters in Golden Girls first season are the same age as characters in the Sex and the City reboot, "Just like That."
@SarahAshtonLV
Fyi
If you don't know what's in the lab, you SHOULDN'T TOUCH IT WITH BARE HANDS.
In fact, you shouldn't be in there until a hazmat team has cleared it.
@thejackhopkins
During the lockdown in May 2020, I specifically drove around to check what businesses were operating. Every one was an immigrant run business. As we struggled to get back on our feet, it was immigrants doing the work. People shit on them now because they can get away with it.
Lance Wallnau, Dutch Sheets, and the NAR
Claim they’re fighting a spiritual war
They push lies and division
In the name of religion
But most people don’t know who they are.
#NAR
#NewApostolicReformation
1/
@HamasAtrocities
So... rewind to Oct. 6
Cool.
I got a question.
What the hell was the point of October 7, if everything you ask for you ALREADY had on the 6th?
Oh, and another thing.
#ReleaseTheHostages
#IranRevoIution
activists! This is where we plan out the week. You know what to do. R&S! If you haven't joined the Twitter Army, check in with
@_nagarajananda
, and he'll hook you up.
Let's get the MAHSA Act behind us so we can keep racking up wins!
Set a reminder: The maiden launch of "News From Iran" in English. Maps, music and more in the Space! We'll open about 5 or 10 minutes before we start the actual report. Stop by and bring friends!
@OnlyTruthHmm
@JuddLegum
The response he got was hilarious!
Essentially, they dismissed his complaint saying
"Michelangelo has painted you in Hell, where the church has no dominion. We can't help you."
3/3
@BlackKnight10k
Reagan did turn us from a creditor nation into a debtor nation.
David Stockman was not lying when he told The Atlantic that supply side economics was a Trojan Horse.
بایدن: برجام مُرده.
در ویدئویی که به دستم رسیده، بایدن صریحاً میگوید به #برجام بازنمیگردد، ولی دولت آمریکا فعلاً اعلام نخواهد کرد.
این ویدئو که برای اولین بار منتشر میشود، حاشیهی رویداد انتخاباتی ۴ نوامبر در کالیفرنیا را نشان میدهد.
با زیرنویس فارسی و انگلیسی
#انقلاب۱۴۰۱
🔴جمعه ۳۰دی ۱۴۰۱
سیل جمعیت چند ده هزار نفری با سردادن شعارهای اعتراضی در خیابانهای زاهدان.
این حماسه دلاوران بلوچ است که جو امنیتی شدید را شکستند و صف در صف خروشیدند با پلاکاردهایی بر دست با مضمون: #جانم_فدای_ایران
#اعتصابات_سراسری #مهسا_امینی