Bakugou who gets hit with a quirk that makes him look like the person whoever sees him likes most.
It's no surprise when Kaminari sees him as Shinsou.
Or when Momo greets him with a "good afternoon, Jirou-san" in the hallway.
Or when Kirishima smiles like an idiot because he
Kaminari has a history of giving gag gifts during serious events. Like when he gave Izuku an All Might themed dildo for his birthday and he opened it in front of everyone; his mom and All Might himself included. Or when he gave Sero a 'pray the gay away' book when he came out and
Katsuki and Izuku getting called in last minute for an emergency and they had no one to leave their daughter with last minute, so they call in Shoto. Shoto 'idk what to do with kids for long periods of time' Todoroki.
thinks that Katsuki is Mina.
It was getting real annoying constantly being confused for someone else.
That is until..
Dk: Hey Kacchan!
Bk: Fuck off.
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Bk: wait a damn minute-
Bakugou being forced to wear one of those heart monitor smartwatch things that beeps when his heart rate gets above a certain level. He has to wear it as a precaution after what happened during the war. You know, when his heart fucking exploded.
Katsuki giving Izuku rocks every day when they were small because when he went to the zoo he learned that that's what gentoo penguins do to show their love. Poor little Izuku is so confused, but he still accepts the rocks. Years later Izuku shows Katsuki his shoebox full of rocks
#bkdk
Katsuki Bakugou is UA's heartthrob. He's the kind of boy everyone in campus knows and wants, but nobody can have. He's unattainable. That is until Izuku Midoriya comes along.
"Hey, you! Wait!" Izuku stopped the blonde, a bit out of breath since he ran to catch up to him.
I love the thought of Izuku being this strong and capable guy but still pretends not to be able to do certain things just so Bakugou could help and do it for him.
Dk: *opens a jar of jam to spread on his bread but hears Bk coming so he quickly shuts it again tight*
*bkdk eating dinner with the rest of class A at the dorms*
Iida: Bakugou, you shouldn't pick at your vegetables! That is bad table manners.
Kaminari: Yeah, Kacchan. Eat your broccoli. Or do you not like it?
Bakugou: Of course I do. I ate all my broccoli last night.
Deku who tries to get back at his stupid cheating bf by hooking up with someone at the club. He gets dolled up and immediately lays eyes on the hottest man heโs ever seen. Unbeknownst to him, the man Izuku starts dancing on is Bakugou Katsuki, the most feared crime boss in Japan.
#BKDK
Izuku โsubtlyโ hinting he wants to get married by catching the bouquet at Uraraka and Iidaโs wedding.
And it works. Bakugou has never been so in love than when he watched Izuku practically body slam that red headed girl out of his way. They get married next spring.
#BKDK
I have a thing for jealous Deku. I live for it. I live for the drama so here we have a short BKDK thread (because I can) where Deku and Bakugou are in a secret relationship and he doesn't like the way Todoroki is starting to cling to his boyfriend.
Katsuki: *stressed, bouncing a hungry and crying quirked-into-a-baby Izuku on his hip while opening and closing cupboards* Kaminari! Where's the damn formula?
Denki: *sitting on one of the chairs while playing a game on his switch* Chill, Plankton.
Katsuki:
"Oi, nerd. Are you almost done with those reports?" Katsuki walked into his boyfriend's office, already showered and changed into his civilians' clothes after a long day at work. After catching a couple of low-life villains, Izuku and him split up the paperwork.
To all the people who bought him and have him on your desk, how are you able to work or do anything at all while this little baby is staring up at you? I don't even have him and I'm melting ๐ญ
#BKDK
Hanahaki disease AU where Deku has it and Bakugou finds out when he overhears Recovery Girl talking to Aizawa that the boy is still refusing to get the surgery because it means his memory of that person will be erased.
Bakugou becomes determined to find the person Deku is
Dk (downstairs): Toshi, would you take out the trash please?
Bkdk kid in room (upstairs): I'm busy! Do it yourself
Bk (downstairs): *puts his book down and starts marching upstairs*
Toshi: *screaming* DAD IT'S A JOKE IT'S A JOKE!
Dk: *running upstairs* Kacchan it's a prank!
#dkbk
a/b/o where Izuku calls Bakugou a bitch.
Ever since his hero partner/mate took a leave off hero duty because of his pregnancy, Izukuโs work load doubled. He had a really long, stressful day and all he wanted was to get home, shower, and sleep cuddled up to his husband.
Bkdk who only realize that Izuku is pregnant when Izuku get a little roughed up during a fight so they go to the hospital. Izuku is laying on a hospital bed, getting checked over by a nurse while Katsuki is by his side, lightly scolding him, and the nurse smiles brightly.
He never threw them away after Katsuki had given them to him because even if they were just rocks, they were a gift from Kacchan and to Izuku they were precious. Katsuki decides then and there that he was going to marry this nerd. He proposes with a beautiful green gemstone.
You know what part in the war arc always gets me? This one.
Why? Because as Izuku is fighting everyone is watching thinking it's amazing and incredible but Bakugou was the only one that was like 'No. He's dying.' XHDVSVEG-
Katsuki wearing a compression tank top instead of his loose-fitting tank tops in the locker room. He's just changing, oblivious to the multiple sets of eyes glued to him.
Kami: ...are you guys seeing what I'm seeing?
Sero: Itโs so tiny.
Dk: Kacchan, can you open this for me? ๐ฅบ
Bk: *scoffs* What am I? Your maid? *complains but still takes the jar and pops the lid open, giving it back to Izuku with an eyeroll* Here, you weak nerd *leaves*
Todoroki in the corner, eating his soba, who saw the whole thing:
BKDK ๐
Pro hero Deku and Pro Hero Dynamight are roommates. Izuku takes the day patrols and Katsuki usually does the ones at night which means they donโt really see each other until the morning when Bakugou comes home and Deku wakes up or the late afternoon when Deku is at home
I like the thought of Izuku getting really popular after the war. I'm talking he gets confessed to all the time and gets asked out a lot; except his relationships never last and he doesn't know why.
Also Izuku: "Can we postpone our date tonight? Kacchan asked to spar with me"
You know what's hot? Bk and DK having a fight so then they kinda stop speaking to eachother but Katsuki gets tired of it so he confronts Deku about it and they have a heated argument again. Except this time when Katsuki tried to walk out again, Dk pulls him back with black whip.
Thinking
#BkDk
thoughts about broke college student Katsuki who is a male stripper and Izuku who mistakes him for an real cop when he sees Katsuki walking into his coffee shop early in the morning after working a bachelorette party, still in costume.
Katsuki doesn't correct him.
BkDk arguing
Bk: you know what, Izuku? Go fuck yourself ๐ก
Dk: FINE ๐ก
Dk: *leaves to their bedroom before popping his head out the door* Are you gonna come watch or not? ๐ก
Bk: Yes ๐ก
Dk: Okay ๐ก
Sometimes I still think about the "would you still love me if I was a worm" thing and I think about Dk asking Bk that and Bk says something like "nah I'd squish you" but then a quirk turns Dk into an actual worm and Bk will blow up anyone who breathes near his worm bf too hard
Everyone assuming prime alpha Izuku would be into uwu soft omegas because thatโs what stereotypically alphas find attractive. So omegas around him start acting like delicate, fragile โiโm smolโ omegas to get his attention.
In the meantime, Izuku canโt stop staring at practically feral omega Katsuki ripping open a water bottle with his teeth and chugging it down like he hasnโt had water in years.
Deku any time Bakugou does anything gremlin-like:
he needs to use the restroom to cough up bloody flower petals.
Because as long as Deku is happy and healthy, Bakugou doesn't care that he's slowly killing himself in the process.
#BKDK
Amature influencer Izuku who posts pics of himself in cute outfits. While he does get a lot of nice messages, he gets the occasional creep commenting things under his messages that he usually ignores. So one day when some random account commented "Send snap?? ;)" under his
"You dropped this" he held out his empty hand.
"What is it?" Bakugou turned to look at the freckled boy then down to his hand before a small barely there smile graced his lips.
Taking the initiative, Izuku took Bakugou's hand into his own. "This. Thought it might be important."
HEAR ME OUT. I want boxer Bk who almost gets married but doesn't because the person who was going to marry him dumps him when Bk gets in an accident and becomes wheelchair bound. Bk is angry and upset and has gone through so many nurses bc they can't handle his bitter attitude.
sent? He /knows/. He knows, and he's doing it on purpose. The smiles, the soft praise, the subtle touches.
And God if Katsuki wasn't basking in it. Even if it meant embarrassing himself when that stupid watch started beeping for the twentieth time in the last four days.
It was a hard process getting Katsuki to not notice the camera or to get him to talk. And it took Kaminari a very long time to edit them all together, but he knew this was the gift he wanted to give them from the start.
He raised up his glass. "To the grooms!" ๐ฅ
Bakugou who is a famous You/tuber and one day decides to start secretly documenting a video called โwearing a bra and stuffing it every day until my boyfriend notices.โ Day one he just wears a plain bra under his shirt then slowly starts stuffing it so it gets bigger every day.
Bk finds a pregnancy test in the trash and confronts omega deku about it. Bk and Dk haven't slept together because Dk wanted to wait and Bk respected it but here Dk was taking a pregnancy test. Even if it was negative, it means he slept with someone.
Turns out it's a thermometer
#MHA421
I love the contrast of Izuku all bloodied and bruised while wearing a very childish looking AM shirt. Hori dis a good job in this because it kinda hits you in the face and makes you remember that Izuku is a kid in a war. I'm gonna cry now goodbye
"Thereโs no need to worry, Mr Bakugou. Both your mate and baby are alright. He's quite the little trooper, though I would recommend you take your maternity leave soon. Excuse me, I have to go see another patient. Youโre free to go, Deku-san" ๐
And Bakugou and Izuku are just
announced he was dating Todoroki. Or when he gave Aizawa a gift basket containing items like a cane, reading glasses, and denture cleaner for his retirement party.
Which is why when Katsuki and Izuku got engaged, Katsuki warned Denki not to try anything funny during their
*Bk and Dk doing the sexy*
Dk: Kacchan~!
Bk: *chuckles, smug* Yeah, that's right, Izuku. Say my name
Dk: *being a little shit* K-kacchan~! Kacchan of the Bakugou's~!
Bk: ...
Dk: ...
Bk: so you heard that, huh?
Dk: Maybe~
Bk: *pulls out* okay I'm done
Dk: Wait- Kacchan!
I had an angsty bkdk dream ๐
PH!Bk and QL!Dk get kidnapped and Bakugou gets injected with a temporary quirk loss drug. Bakugou is forced to watch as Nomu like creatures surround Izuku while Izuku tries his best to fight them off but he's getting more and more backed up.
Short bkdk crack fic
There was no doubt Deku was the fanboy of their group, his favorite topic of all being popular singer/rapper Katsuki Bakugou, or more commonly known as his stage name, โGround Zeroโ.
Everyone knew this and they loved that about him. But latelyโฆ
with a lid and went outside to take it.
"Hey, Sho. How's it going? Having fun babysitting Baku and Mido's kid?"
"Hanta" Shoto let out a sigh, covering his face with his hand. "I don't think I'm good with children"
He heard his boyfriend laugh on the other side and Shoto huffed
Shoto and Yuki sitting at the dinner table across from eachother, the five year old swinging her little legs while staring up at Shoto and Shoto who is sitting upright, hands folded together as if he's is a meeting.
Tdrk: "So... what do you want to do?"
Yuki: ๐คทโโ๏ธ
wedding reception. And Denki scoffed, faking indignation.
"Why, Kacchan, I am insulted. My gifts are the best!"
Katsuki just fixed his friend a warning glare and left it at that.
(though RG and Aizawa already know). He starts hanging out with him, trying to be his friend again, and everyone is delighted to see that Izuku is starting to feel better. Bakugou is happy too.
Everyone is completely unaware of the blonde sneaking out of the room with the excuse
"I love you" he whispered, and Katsuki kissed him back, lovingly whispering promises of making Izuku the happiest man alive for as long as he lived.
Katsuki made eye contact with Kaminari from across the room and gave the blonde a small nod. Kaminari returned it.
A groan off camera and then Katsuki turned to give the camera man a pointed look before he turned his attention to the camera. "The hell are are you recording for?"
"Historical documentation."
An eyeroll and then Katsuki was standing up and covering the lens with his hand.
Thinking about a no quirk, college AU where the first time Izuku and Katsuki meet is in their intro to business class. Katsuki sat in the chair in front of Izuku for the whole semester and Izuku didn't have the courage to speak to him ONCE. He just kinda sat behind him, admiring.
bullshit today.
"Not this time, Kacchan. You wanted to talk, right? So go ahead. Talk." And Katsuki is trying to hide the fact he's rock hard and so turned on.
#dkbk
a/b/o
Bakugou knows that Deku doesnโt mean anything by it, but if the big stupid alpha doesnโt stop being so nice to all the extras he comes across Bakugou is going to lose it. Because that is his alpha! So what gives him the right to think itโs okay to give his jacket to
Bakugou whoโs a strong, independent omega and Izuku whoโs his alpha who respects that. But sometimes when Katsuki sees his stupidly friendly alpha doing kind gestures to their omega friends like grabbing stuff for them and giving them his jacket when it gets too cold, he canโt
"You don't think I know that?" Katsuki looked at Kaminari with a scowl. "I know Izuku will love any ring I give him, but it's not about that. It's about a ring he DESERVES. None of these rings are worthy of him. I need the perfect one, not some generic store bought ring."
Katsuki took the bag from her and opened it. Inside was a black velvet box. He opened it and a soft smile could be seen slowly spreading across his lips.
"Nah. I'm the lucky one here. Thank you. It's perfect."
The actual wedding ceremony went smoothly. He said his vows and Izuku did as well. There was no dry eye in the crowd as they swore their lives to each other up on the altar.
Then came the time where they headed over to a venue where the after party was taking place.
Possessive alphas are great but give me possessive omegas. Give me unhinged, possessive Izuku hissing at other too-friendly omegas who try and shoot their shot with alpha Katsuki. Better yet if they're not even dating yet ๐ญ
She's not much of a talker, obviously taking on more of Katsuki than Izuku in that aspect. But the big, round eyes were definitely all Midoriya. Shoto shifted a little, slightly uncomfortable.
Tdrk: "Well, what do you usually do?"
Yuki: "I dunno."
at some pale pink magnolias.
"You're the one who insisted on tagging along, Pikachu. I already told you, those aren't the flowers he likes and they're not the correct shade. Deku likes peonies. This has to be perfect, alright?"
This time it was almost like the video was taken half hidden and filmed from Kaminariโs pocket. It was a downward angle of Katsuki looking over rings. "You could propose to Midoriya with a paper ring and he'd still accept, you know? He loves you."
Izuku's tears were freely flowing down his cheeks, and he turned to look at his husband with the most loving look anyone could ever give to another being. And he leaned in, cupping Katsuki's cheeks and kissing him with all the feelings he could muster in that moment.
#DKBK
o/b/a AU | Jealousy and NSFW
Deku and Bakugou used to date in high-school but they had a mutual breakup after graduation where they agreed to focus on their career as heros first and once they made it, Izuku promises to bond with Bakugou for real and make him his mate.
God dammit they should be giggling when DEKU pulled Bakugou aside, not Todoroki !
So Deku stood up, used black whip to grab a hold of Bakugou's waist and pulled him back towards him, turned him around, and kissed him. Right infront of everyone.
And it. Was. Great.
in love with and force (if it comes to that point) them to love Deku back because damn it are they blind!?! How can they not love him back?
To do that he needs to start getting closer to Deku because the nerd won't spill who's the reason for his illness to ANYONE
It ended to another clip, and each one was of Katsuki and all the little details and thought he put into his proposal to Izuku. It ended with the video of Katsuki's setting everything up and finally to Izuku's reaction to when Katsuki got on one knee and asked him to marry him.
Recovery Girl is very insistent that he keep it on for at least two months so they can monitor him, and Katsuki couldn't be more annoyed at the inconvenience because heโs perfectly fine! But of course, neither Recovery Girl nor any of his teachers budge.
But then another champagne glass was being tapped with a spoon and everyone turned to look at Denki Kaminari, a big grin on his face.
Katsuki's face immediately changed to one of absolute seriousness and Izuku's to a nervous smile.
Izuku who brushed his fingertips against Katsuki's when he took the papers from him. And Izuku who gave him that stupid, sweet smile. And Izuku who made his heart beat so fast that it set off the stupid device on his wrist.
Then the camera flipped to reveal Katsuki, kneeled down in a squat position looking over a variety of different flowers. They were in a flower shop, it seemed.
"We've been at it for hours, Kacchan. Can't you just grab those? Those look pretty" Kaminariโs hand was seen pointing
Pretty soon Kirishima stood up as Katsuki's best man and made a toast for the newlyweds where he expressed his best wishes for his friends as well as Izuku's best woman, Uraraka, who told tales of them from their high school days at UA.
They sit in silence for a few seconds more, Yuki never once taking her eyes off Shoto while Shoto tried to look anywhere but into those red eyes. It felt like she was looking into his soul. How can a little girl make him feel more on edge than any villain he's ever faced?
Except now itโs day 23, his tits look like double Dโs under his shirt, AND IZUKU HAS NO IDEA ANYTHING HAS CHANGED!
Just a silly little idea where what starts off as a prank starts to become no so funny to Bakugou anymore
free to use!
"It needs to be one of a kind. Unique and special, just like him. Thatโs why I had one custom made."
A second later, Katsuki was approached by an older looking woman holding a paper bag. "Your special someone is very lucky, young man."
Bakugou's face flushed a dark red while he did his best to muffle the damb watch with the palm of his hand. Because the stupid thing was beeping loudly in the middle of class and it was all because of Izuku.
"I've got a few words for the newlyweds as well," Denki spoke.
Inko and Mitsuki looked at each other since this wasn't in the wedding rehearsal dinner. Still, they turned and listened to the boy attentively.
"Either help or go home, dunce face."
They could hear a few small warning crackles from Katsuki's quirk and a whine from Kaminari. "Okay, okay! Geez" and then the footage cut off to another clip.
Bakugou whoโs a strong, independent omega and Izuku whoโs his alpha who respects that. But sometimes when Katsuki sees his stupidly friendly alpha doing kind gestures to their omega friends like grabbing stuff for them and giving them his jacket when it gets too cold, he canโt
"Of course, Kaminari-kun" Izuku's smile was kind, though the clammy hand on Katsukiโs indicated he was nervous as well. Katsuki swore on his grave that if Kaminari did something, he was going to kill him. He was going to actually murder him in a room full of pro heroes.
Aizawa makes it perfectly clear. He either wears the stupid watch, or Bakugou can spend his time on the bench while everyone else continues with their hero training.
So fine, he wears the damn watch.
There was no other explanation than Izuku doing this shit on purpose. A way of getting back at him for what happened in middle school.
Because why would Izuku pass by him, lean down to look over his shoulder at Katsuki's phone, and let out a little laugh at the meme Kaminari
There in the venue, in front of everyone, all of Katsuki's and Izuku's friends and family watched as a home looking video started to play. It was Kaminari, though a few years younger, staring back at them. "Testing, testing. Ah, there we go."
"Well, it's not so much as 'words', actually. I'm not the best at that. But I do have something for you guys."
Almost half the room, who were more than familiar with Kaminariโs 'gifts', held their breath.
Everything was pretty normal, except sometimes he'll be training and when his watch starts beeping, Aizawa or Recovery Girl will ask him how he feels before letting him resume or take a break. As he said, a fucking inconvenience.
And, of course, there was that OTHER thing.
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Katsuki had a hand over his reddening face. His friends were crackling like hyenas at their blonde leader's misery because for the THIRD TIME that day, Recovery Girl was forced to come out of her office to ask him the usual questions
Maybe it was a one-time thing, right? Because surely he wasn't going to react this way every time he saw the nerd. He survived a /war/ and defeated AFO for Christ's sake. Of course he has complete control over his own heart.
A no quirk AU where tododeku have been dating for years and Izuku believes that the dinner Shoto was taking him to at a really fancy restaurant was the night Shoto was going to propose to him. So Izuku makes sure he looks absolutely perfect and waits. And waits. And waits.
Kirishima: Do you think that if.. *he puts his hands together as if he was holding something, his fingertips touching* they'd touch?
The bakusquad looked at the circle created by Kirishima's hands, then to Bakugouโs waist and back again.
Yuki shrugged, looking down at her kicking feet. "When are papa and daddy coming back?"
"I'm not sure. It could be a few hours more."
Yuki pouted, slouching down with her chin on the table.
Shoto started to panic in the inside. "But that doesn't mean we can't have fun" he said.