@wikivictorian
ah the gooden days.... when i was wit ma gal pals and we would fancy eachothers panty stockings and undress eachother and stimulate our fibulas oh yes
🚨BREAKING🚨
Two desecrated corpses were found in the streets Georgia, Atlanta. Witnesses reportedly say that two gangbanging thugs from the infamous gang "Crips".
The carcasses were identified as Mitsy and Scrappy the cat siblings. More information wanted.
On this exact day. my dad passed away by being ran over by a drunk driver. To this day we still remember how he would take us on fishing trips. Fly high dad. Love you.
#bootcamp
#goodmourning
#drunkendriving
List of Plant:
Peony
Tulip
Hyacinth
Valerian flower
Tickleweed
Wall barley
Hydrangea
Kerstamthephtam
Cannabis Cola
Daisy
Turnip
Probably Fruit
Probably Vegitables
TREE
Enlgish or Spanish- i- XD
Frank ocean
Fuwatti
Wacky arm flailing inflatable Tube man
Leafs
Poseidon's ribbon we
AITA for wanting my friend
@pudgyPinniped
to fart in my mouth? Okay so for some background, my friend, which we will call pudgy for his pirvacy, recently got a snake and i was obviously extatic so i went to his house to oogle his long snake 1/?
i wanted to make this a fully colored thing but the head was too wonky and i was too lazy to fix it so here u go ( ignore the ltitle fella in the corner )
I approach pudgy, saliva pouring down like a waterfall from my mouth as i look at his tantalizing bare asshole, just begging to release gas. I open my mouth and latch onto his crack like a leech, and i just begin sucking until he is nothing but skin and bone. What should i do?
Hello twister Your king is back. Pennysylvanian Archers had Arched down my fortress. I had to retreat and Allocate resources to Battle said Pennysylvanian Archers. With great honor and privilege i can announce that they have been Slain. and that peace is now been brought back. 🫡
the boys season 2 spoilers kindof
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I actually kindof like Stormfront before i knew she was a nazi 😅
i want little slippery retards in my house being a constant threat to my safety but i could beat them and take my anger out on them but they dont feel it and they dopnt even realize im angry they just think im playing patty cake
@jumblefriend
i imagine they crinkle when they walk, or like they like this latex and when they walk or run it just rubs together and its obnoxious, like rubbing two balloons together
fart bombs on pensilvania: Incoming
Nicaragua: Incoming
Vermont: Incoming, status damaged
The vatican: Unable to allocate coordinates to the launch databse, Unsuccesfull.
His snake was so long it got into my mouth and i just closed my eyes and began sucking, Unbeknownst to me, the venom that specific snake secreted was the globally famous " Iwantfartsinmymouthitis" Which basically made me yearn for big wet farts in my jowls.
2/?