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@ayeshaxmisra
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NJ transit is selling plushies of the bull that was loose on the tracks…we’re not a serious state
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“minor trauma from being in a dangerous city” and she’s talking about new brunswick i am doneeee lmfao
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the fact that these are the same people who thought cops should shoot at protestors for blocking traffic
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9 months
wait the proceeds go to the sanctuary he’s in now hehe…love that actually!
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@rocktmn she def lives right on college ave too if she’s in a dorm 💀 like what’s scary the student center
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@ayeshaxmisra
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9 years
me at our campus convenience stores
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@ayeshaxmisra
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this debate is giving season finale of america vibes
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kamala harris is the only person on the ballot who looks alive
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the fact that the pro life group is the same group that just made it legal to ban lgbt couples from adopting shows that being pro life actually has nothing to do with kids’ lives, it just is for controlling women’s bodies
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brown girls it’s officially “i’m almost the same color as you” season
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everyone getting engaged/married this year....didn’t realize it was 2💍2💍
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you said you’d leave the country and never speak to us again if you lost, i didn’t forget! pack it up 😌 @realDonaldTrump
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5 years
so people really thought going to st patty’s day bar crawls in the middle of a global pandemic was the move...?
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anti vaxxers are whining about this as if rutgers hasn’t always required students to be fully immunized this shouldn’t even be news and every university should be doing this
@CNN
CNN
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Rutgers University is requiring students attending classes in person this fall to be vaccinated against Covid-19. It is among the first US universities to make such a mandate.
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5 years
who gassed up rutgers brown boys so much that i just saw a podcast where they just talk about why they cheat
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4 years
rutgers won a football game it rly is the end of the world
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@ayeshaxmisra
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manifesting
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not him using someone’s literal miscarriage as a way to promote his archaic political views
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i can’t tell what’s worse the fit or the fact that this is in the menlo food court 😭
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@ayeshaxmisra
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4 years
this guy has deadass been annoying me in my DMs all week and he just did the first photo challenge for his gf
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5 years
stop taking pics w/ little kids in foreign countries to make yourself look good in 2020 please
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@ayeshaxmisra
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1 year
south asians and arabs need to stop fighting over custody of jasmine/aladdin you know damn well that disney didn’t know the difference between us and our cultures when they made that blended mess of a movie
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@ayeshaxmisra
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4 years
that’s enough instagram for today
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@ayeshaxmisra
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3 years
just saw someone on tiktok call rutgers sbhs grade 13 LMFAOOO
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hey quick question what the fuck is going on
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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मैं  इसी  लिए भारत आया हूँ, सद्भावना और प्रेम के साथ ताकि हम अपनी अभिलाषा  प्रतीक अपनी सांझेदारी और अविश्वसनीय  विस्तार  सकें l
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4 years
his tweets read like migos ad libs
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3 years
just got into the cheesecake factory’s very secure private wifi by guessing the password which was indeed cheesecake #WomenInSTEM
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3 years
thinking about how i jokingly said in front of a white guy that indians loved visiting niagara falls and he said “oh right bc it’s their sacred burial grounds?” brown stand up comedians couldn’t even write this joke
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4 years
snapchat memories be like 1 year ago you were happy 2 years ago you were happy 3 years ago you were happy
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6 years
this guy slid into my dms and i looked at his profile and he literally has a fiancé and a whole ass proposal post on his profile.......are men OK
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people my age are really getting married
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this is exactly how i’d tweet to let y’all know that i’ve been kidnapped
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Miss West
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why can girls never accept that boys are just genuinely funnier, that don’t mean we ain’t funny but in comparison ??? if we’re being real - they’re the funnier gender
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these are 100% still the funniest texts i’ve ever received in my life
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6 years
i posted seed burger on my insta story and the diesel and duke account watched it and then immediately unfollowed me...why are they acting like i cheated on them by eating someone else’s burger wtf
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the weeknd album just made me follow bella hadid because i miss her too now like damn
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just bc brown girls from our school didn’t give you any attention doesn’t mean you need to go project ur own insecurities like this 😔
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george the monkey and munchkin the duck were my top 2 sources of happiness RIP george i loved you 😭😭😭
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Another government stimulus package is not in the best interests of the people imo
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snapchat is SICK
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@livvyidk they rly don’t know what trauma means
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@ayeshaxmisra
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7 years
every time i spend money on food my mom sends me a text .05 seconds later LIKE MY OWN CONSCIENCE
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5 years
i’m officially kids at the back of the school bus waving at me while i’m driving to work years old
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4 years
in the time it took you to share/write a post defending your silence on BLM, you could’ve just shared petitions and donation links instead.
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bruh these snap memories of me at frat parties during sylly week from 3 years ago........
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@ayeshaxmisra
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6 years
what am i gonna gain from this
@McAnuffCourtney
Courtney McAnuff,
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Rutgers New Brunswick welcomes the largest freshman class in the history of the University; way to go new Scarlet Knights
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6 years
why do creepy guys at bars always say “we can’t be friends?” when you curve them like i have enough friends get the fuck out of my face 💀
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@ayeshaxmisra
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7 years
lol did he think this is a compliment bc all he did was piss me TF off for insulting brown girls 🙃 bye
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i checked the weather app and was like wow it’s gonna snow all week that’s crazy and then i realized my location was set to iceland. and that’s when i realized that i have brain damage
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worst take i’ve read…just get the damn vaccine before we run out of greek letters to name the mutated variants that are coming from the unvaccinated
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either get vaccinated or don’t. i really want y’all to stop judging people for getting/not getting it. it’s irritating.
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since it’s been about a year from early quarantine days i just wanna come out and say i didn’t actually watch tiger king 🙏🏽
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4 years
republicans have lost their damn minds
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linkedin posts are deadass like “click the 🎉 react if you think employees deserve livable wages, click 👏🏽 if you don’t” and people participate
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ok how are y’all in college and you don’t know the ctrl+f function wtf 💀
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me to the group chat at 1am when i get separated from everyone at the bar
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@ayeshaxmisra
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why do racists love bringing up abraham lincoln to defend themselves it’s giving SBHS columbus day wars
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@ayeshaxmisra
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5 years
please stop asking me “what’s up” or “what are you doing”. i don’t have answers anymore
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man it’s a fuckin dirty pillow, if you feel attacked by it then go wash yours 😐
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can’t believe it took a whole pandemic to get america to start properly cleaning public places
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@ayeshaxmisra
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2 years
metlife stadium is in NEW JERSEY they need to stop advertising this as new york omg
@ussoccer
U.S. Soccer
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In 2026, we welcome the world to North America. 🌎🏆 🇺🇸🤝🇨🇦🤝🇲🇽
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can people pls stop saying “iykyk” like...no one knows and no one cares i’m sorry
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so shouldn’t the takeaway here be that EMTs should be paid higher wages too?? lmaooo people really lack critical thinking skills
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baylee Jordan
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You guys are smoking dick if you think flipping burgers deserves $15 an hour while EMT’s are out saving lives and only making $14. Sit down.
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grown ass women who get legitimately angry after their celeb crush gets engaged concern me
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someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on 😭
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see you guys at our high school reunion!! hope i'm rich as fuck
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just saw a brown rutgers barber post his whole schedule with his clients’ names, imagine if your eyebrow lady posted “ayesha, thursday, 5pm eyebrows and upper lip” on their insta story 😭😭😭 wtf
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6 years
texas y’all really gave this man another 6 years in office.............
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
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Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" http://t.co/TzBZJmVFKT
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rmr when the racists of sbhs were mad the district gave us diwali off LMFAOOOO
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the fact that she does this with 217 mill followers is so funny
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@nytimes
The New York Times
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Sen. Mitch McConnell, the Kentucky Republican and majority leader, was elected to a seventh term Tuesday, defeating the Democrat Amy McGrath.
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the bus in the rock bottom spongebob episode was a nj transit bus
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love getting tagged by weirdos on insta who can’t spell miserable so they tag me instead
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my mom literally facetimed me freaking out bc she thought someone stole my credit card bc i swiped it at 2 different places for dinner tonight like no....it was all me mom
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thinking about how all i did this entire year was work from 9-5 and that’s it, nothing else
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i don’t understand indians who hate trump but then love modi....make it make sense lmaoooo
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people on reality dating shows love saying their type is blonde with blue eyes like ok hitler
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if u took rutgers buses u had a cold every 10-12 business days
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elie
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in college pre covid we used to just be permanently slightly sick all the time
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this is what drinking home alone during covid feels like
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why would i say this in my grandpa’s biography that i wrote in the fifth grade
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making plans when all of ur friends are working adults really be like yeah let’s hang out 1 month 8 days and 6 hours from rn
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my headphones got stuck to this kid's backpack and i had to follow him off the bus bc he couldn't hear me asking him to stop...i wanna die
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why did i let y’all convince me to join the south brunswick community fb page
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how deranged is it that at work we were allowed to wear jeans on fridays as a treat...jeans aren’t even comfortable
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looking at pictures from rutgers dorms is so funny because they all look like they were taken in prison
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if this country allows this man to serve on the supreme court i will officially lose whatever minimal hope i had left
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Ted Cruz
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Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" http://t.co/TzBZJmVFKT
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the splitting headache this just gave me…
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all working from home in quarantine has taught me is that on ANY given day someone is mowing their goddamn lawn
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am i gonna have to delete 100 emails from random corporations everyday until i die or what
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our group realized our presentation was literally so bad that we had someone leave class and fake an emergency so we wouldn't have to go....
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there’s no way he used the word lit to describe a supreme court justice retiring which could potentially ruin america even more....there’s just no way
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
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OMG! Just when you thought this week couldn't get more lit... I give you Anthony Kennedy's retirement from #SCOTUS
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spotify doesn’t lie. i don’t listen to men
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was told that at the club last night i only sang along to songs by women
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idc about videos of cops joining protestors. it does nothing to solve the bigger issue nor does it incite any actual change in our justice system. it’s extremely performative
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@ayeshaxmisra
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no, i will not use the Great Depression II to learn a new skill and start my own side business but thanks
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@ayeshaxmisra
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about to put retirement 2062 in my social media bios now 🤧
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the same people who were in miami last spring break are really back at it again this year 😭 enough is enough
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damn i think this app is tryna tell me something...if you’re running for president hmu
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sautéing just chili onion garlic and olive oil has no business smelling as good as it does
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why do teen movies always have the main characters apply only to harvard, yale, and stanford...where’s the state school representation smh
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