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brother in christ i JUST got used to calling it land rover
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“The Bible says this—“ “The Bible says that—“ I’M NOT IN YOUR LITTLE BOOK CLUB. The rules of the little book club should not apply to me!
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1.40m this, 1.60m that, bold of you to assume me, an American, even knows what size jumps those are 😤
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man, being around the wrong group of horse people can really kill your love for this sport :’)
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Imagine not liking mares. I adore mares. I didn’t realize how much of a mare person I was until I owned a mare.
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if you’re filming and i fall off DO NOT STOP OR MOVE ME OUT OF FRAME👏👏👏👏👏👏👏i need something to laugh at later with cheap moscato and advil
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my friend sold her personal horse who she very much loved. the new owner posted a progress video where she said she “hated him the second she took him home” and it took her months “just to like him, let alone ride him.” i would cry if someone said that about my old horse.
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If you’re thinking about buying a Percheron Cross... this is your sign.
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hey uh, your horse isnt two years old just because you or some governing body decided it should be. your horse is two when it passes it’s birth day for the second time. biology doesnt care about your riding agenda. goodnight.
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“if you beat your partner, its abuse and a crime. if you beat your dog, its abuse and the aspca can take them away. but if you beat your horse, its something to brag about?” - my wise bf
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I bawled crossing the finish. No refusals. She flew over everything so bravely that we had time faults for being too fast!! but we got 6th out of 17th, my perfect perfect girl😭😭😭
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when katie pontone questioned why top level dressage horses needed four shoes to be sound to compete on near perfectly groomed footing… that got me thinking
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my sister’s friend is some big show jumper who rides in the GCL. i’m not having it today
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Michael Jung ain’t out there jumping those scary ass XC courses in a snaffle just for y’all to say UL showjumpers need leveraged bits
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This girl rides at my trainers other barn & her pony has the coolest face marking I’ve ever seen
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I love when horses meet new horses and they just “👁👁you are horse? i am horse too”
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sometimes i think abt someone on twitter sharing my horses ad saying “someone on here needs to buy this horse” and then. almost two months later. i bought that horse. i dont remember who posted it anymore but, you are welcome.
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friendly reminder that mares can be just as relaxed, goofy, and lovey as geldings!!! stop believing the mare stigmas!!!
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✨before olympic eventing kicks off, friendly reminder that the horses aren’t “skinny”, they are fit, and the riders aren’t being “left behind”, they’re maintaining a safe center of balance for XC ✨
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what is with male equestrians and always acting like they’re gods gift to horses
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i get to ride this cutie ottb for his owner and he is a perf angel but also man his front legs are bonkers
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not for nothing, but youngsters are kinda just ugly. ugly duckling 3yr old lark to big beautiful bird
(all pics are from when she was w/ her old owner)
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you don’t know how badly you want something until you’re starved of the opportunity. I am going to event this horse gdi. I need to get her on xc, asap!!
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whatever happens tomorrow on XC, this GOOD mare got us to a 4th place after dressage & show jump at her first event ever in a big class!! so proud of her❤️
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look at him & I’m reminded at one point I was an 8yr old kid who wanted her own pony more than anything. no other goals. no big plans. just a horse she could love.
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today’s finds!! i’ve wanted the saddle pad FOREVERR, and the boots i got as a whole set for only $15!! I was just too lazy to put the rest on lolol. also ordered her a new bit per our fitters reccomendation!!
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deliverance 💅sound on for pole snapping + concerned boyfriend w different priorities than i
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sometimes owning horses is fun and sometimes its watching $100 go into ur horses veins
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hug your ponies extra tight today for my bf and I 😞rest easy, miss thing
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I genuinely just cannot understand this “business relationship” people have with horses.
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so this pic of me falling off accurately describes how my life is going rn
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I never knew it was possible to love a horse this much until I met Larkie lou. I thought people exaggerated the whole “heart horse” thing until her.
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Yesterday I was right next to elisa wallace, briggs, doug payne, and michael jung. I thought I was past the age of fangirling, but I am indeed not.
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north country thoroughbreds back at it again with the “sound with no limitations”
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y’all. I did it. I did XC at a horse trial with my horse. And we went through the finish flags😭
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When the trainer puts it up to 3’3 without telling you… my horse is soo cute. 🥲
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hi i’m having a crisis of deciding what i want to do with my life and making sure it supports horses. if you feel comfortable sharing, what do you guys do for a living?
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owning horses can truly be so heartbreaking. why do we do this to ourselves
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new barn job is providing housing AND salary (thats more than i made at my old job + had to pay rent)… paid time off… overtime pay… INTERNET… im so excited
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you would not catch me dead posting a slow mo jump vid where the back of my saddle levitates 5 miles away from my horses back and SLAMS back down
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I’m only a little offended someone assumed my horse is barefoot because, and I quote, “I guess not all of us can afford the cost of shoeing” and not because… I just prefer my horse barefoot…? 😬
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its slightly hilarious that lark and i keep scoring 8’s and 9’s on our x halts 💀our best movement is us standing still. yes queen give us nothing😅
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when you always give your horse treats on the pedestal, so when it’s out while you’re warming up she just goes and parks herself on it without you asking💀
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my barn is finally gonna be implementing 24/7 hay with slow feed nets 🙏🙏🙏🙏 i cant wait to not feel constant guilt if i dont visit lark to feed her a meal midday lol
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I can’t believe I almost gave up on eventing her. She was so good today!
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Are horses priced at $2k really going to sl^ught*^r? A certain tiktok famous rescue/couple was saying in a live yesterday that they needed $2k to save a friesian cross.
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teaching this thing how to smile was the best thing i ever did. also plz appreciate her pumpkin hat
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my gelding’s leaser got eliminated at her last show because she wore her stock tie with a vest after coats were waived and apparently thats not allowed with stock ties in dressage… that is the most silly, pointless rule. im sorry.
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if ur horses neck cover consists of 6 double velcro straps… ur barn staff hates unblanketing them 🥴
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idk what my trainer did to finally get me to crack and push back into my hips + release my hands but thank goodness. or maybe I fell off enough times to make myself do better 😅
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I dont think as a BO/manager you should be changing a horses feed in any sort of small way without first consulting the owner🙃Apparently they dropped Lark’s grain while we were at the show & I noticed when I got back. & I’m pissed.
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once I learn to settle & we get more consistent she’s going to be a NICE dressage horse🤩
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First ride at home in the books. Could I be more in love? the answer is: no. she is perfect
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my barn has had this adorable lady on stall rest the last few months recovering from a trailer injury, and today she finally started her journey home to her momma who had to move to Arizona without her🥺good luck Dippity!!
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friendly reminder that the worst helmet is: not wearing a helmet at all. “unsafe helmet” is contradictory !!
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If whips aren’t allowed at the highest levels of dressage, why are spurs? I see them misused so often, and shouldn’t the horse not need any training aid if they are truly working correctly at that level?
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I thought these were the same photo with one zoomed in, turns out we’re just that consistent😅
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there are zero (0) reasons your bit should be anywhere near the cheekbone while riding
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my horse is maybe? having stifle issues but at least she’s really pretty and super good for vetwork yk
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it’s honestly disappointing how few dressage trainers can recognize a tense/hollow horse with a incorrectly developed topline in their progeam. even more disappointing are the judges who award them the scores that allow them to continue and boast these poor training habits.
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he’s even more handsome in the daylight! he wont let us touch him, but he seems SO curious and like he really wants to interact, he’s just so scared. its ok buddy, you’ll learn people aren’t so bad💙
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i think it is highly difficult to find an UL rider who isn’t shitty/is fair to their horses, because riding horses at the UL is inherently unfair to the animal. in any discipline, horses aren’t meant to compete to the extreme.
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its so clear who is blatantly just anti-barefoot and i really just wont ever get it. how can you be so against the optimal state for a horse???
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quarter horse people are funny cuz wdym your 15.3hh sale horse is a giant giantle😭
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