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Hold on
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Never seen a more precise example of “u scarin the hoes”
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we're like a month away from onlyfans changing so much about media in general and headlines like "bella thorne and kylie jenner: innovators of the year" completely erasing the primarily black sex workers who were harrassed and attacked while making it popular/profitable
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Bella Thorne Breaks OnlyFans Record by Earning $1 Million in 24 Hours
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this is actually an incredibly important detail that takes a lot away from the character
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Miles Morales went from Jordans ➡️ Adidas
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Hardest dougie I ever seen in my life
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rest in power, happy birthday
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Forever
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Crying at this detective ass detective 🕵🏻‍♂️ in the photo
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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UPDATE: Rapper Silento charged with murdering cousin in DeKalb
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They shouldn’t transport hazardous waste via train. They should fill a big pot to the brim with it and have a bumbling oaf carry it around to and from instead
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@awesomechillguy
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“🤯🤯🤯🤯nah wtf u snapped” every last one of us been there he not low 💀💀💀
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@awesomechillguy
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Mitch mcconnell just believes in our grind
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Even the way he standing bro cmonnnn 😭😭😭😭
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@awesomechillguy
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This one’s up there
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@awesomechillguy
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Lmao what is the target audience
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@mikey__flores @nathanmarzion “He doesn’t know how to train his body” - ex player whose career was cut short in part due to his body
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@Three_Cone
𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩
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Nah this might be the craziest layup I’ve ever seen
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Kendrick Perkins isn’t fit for this job man
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@awesomechillguy
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Tyler the creator really got high schoolers wearing sweater vests and loafers to school how lame lmfao
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@guerillawhite
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Thinking about when Ja morant did the griddy but it just looked like he threw it back on his father
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there is no meal made tastier by tomatos
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Bro I’m in fuckin tears rn
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@awesomechillguy
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Crying at this essay my little brother just wrote for his English class💀💀💀💀💀
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Nigga didn’t write SHIT
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
3 years
Shameik Moore and Sydney Sweeney to star in #SilverStar . Moore will play Buddy, a Civil War re-enactor who is fresh out of jail. During a botched bank robbery, Buddy takes Franny (Sweeney), an impulsive, pregnant 19-year-old with nothing to lose, as his hostage. (via Deadline)
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Asap rocky from New York he told rihanna dont forget the plan B, and she thought he was talking about dinner plans, B! 😂😂😂 she said of course not I’m starving!!
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Today’s a holiday
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@awesomechillguy
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Bro
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3 years
Range Rover hired Wyclef Jean to play a corporate event and he accidentally dropped the CEO on his head
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@awesomechillguy
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Someone just texted me “Happy new yeat” I said wait huh! New yeat? Send me the link NOW!! 😂😂😂
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@awesomechillguy
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This guy nails the frat guy role better than anyone I’ve ever see do it
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@awesomechillguy
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That 2016 bounce back is crazy. Bro really got in the lab
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The single fakest championship of all-time
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@awesomechillguy
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while advertising his own album im fuckin crying
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This is a crazy graphic
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@awesomechillguy
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When rappers cross that level of mainstream-dom where they get those engineers who mix their music in that weird industry way that takes all the punch out of it 💔💔💔
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Bruh just got named to all-nba for his first time and he’s just been fuming over the call of duty update for 4 hours 💀💀💀
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When u beat “let him shoot he not like that” allegations
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AI facial recognition inability to recognize black faces gone come in handy when the robo dogs get deployed
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You’re never gonna relive this feeling ever again in your life
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@awesomechillguy
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Me when consuming one stream of content doesn’t stimulate my brain anymore
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Hard to deny Samsung is winning right now.
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Free jokic
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So real
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Look at his face this is definitely a deepfake
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-cop. You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy. You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-American.
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Ballislife.com
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LeBron with the BIG save!! 😂 @TheBattleUS
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@Abstrvct He’s gonna put it out himself by accident
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what’s the worst tweet of all time
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6’0 bodybuilder to 6’7 bodybuilder is unbelievably greedy he will never know happiness
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Everything Georgia
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33y/o Brian Sanchez, a mortgage broker in Georgia flew to Turkey and spent $100,000+ to get a leg lengthening surgery to add 7 inches to his height. He was 6'0 before the surgery.
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What’s the coolest car for 30k or less
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Crying my boy bob down bad
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What are we doing here man
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ESPN
3 years
GELO 😳 If this dropped ...
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Lady in the Chick-fil-A drive thru fine as hell I gotta go home to shower and put on a fit and come back
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@grey990s Bruh said sit back I got this😏
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Top 5 all time?? Umm off top gotta go the obvious pick, Run the Jewels of course, Danny Brown, does Griselda count as 1? No? Okay then my boy Benny!! (the butcher coming!! Haha), Denzel Curry, aaand gotta round it out with the OG, Mr. Baudelaire
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Fully operating under the assumption the iggy tweets is part of rollout n this is really enhancing the listening experience
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Ken carson gets some of craziest beats ever and somehow always finds a way to ruin them
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No strong opinions on the album but this is killing me who is chris Patrick
@TeamDreamville
Team DREAMVILLE
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Chris Patrick says “2014 Forest Hills Drive” is a classic album 💿 Do y’all agree? 🤔
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Cant believe thug deleted the no homo we smokin penises tweet, this is worse than when they burned the library of alexandria
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Lmfao wtf?
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@_AllUpOnThat First time hearing this. Sounds like the most mfdoom-esque Kanye beat
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@theScore
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Kenneth Lofton Jr. went CRAZY. 🤯
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🔥🔥 RT @ijustbIuemyself : yoo @playboicarti lmk when ur ready for the next music video my dude
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what evolutionary advantage is there for the male g spot to be in the ass
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LMAO
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It genuinely makes me sad to know so many ppl lead such lame & meaningless lives i really feel bad for em
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4 minutes into an Amari Bailey post smfh. People crazy.
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Sad cuz the vocal melody is cool but he turned me into a hater off rip
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You’re offered 3 billion dollers but u can NEVER buy alcohol again, will u accept?
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Folks When covid killed 562k ppl out of 31M cases: 😴 light work Folks when j&j vaccine gave 6 ppl blood clots outta 6.8M: 😱TOLD YALL
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@awesomechillguy
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IKEA janitors on defense
@FIBAWC
FIBA Basketball World Cup 2023 🏆
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Luka out there playing like it's NBA 2K on Rookie level 🎮 📊 31 PTS | 10 REB | 6 AST #FIBAWC | #WinForSlovenia
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worried bout ps5 why dont u go SEW your daughter’s doll’s KNEE back on after ur dog ravaged it because u couldnt afford to feed it
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Got to floor a Ferrari California T & it was one of the coolest things I’ve ever experienced
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N.E.R.D be like here’s horrible awful music for 3 minutes, then an absolutely insane 15 second bridge/hook, and then back to nails on a chalkboard
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