I told my daughter last night that in 20 years, she’ll take her kids to her HS to show them her state championship picture. Her club team will have changed names 20x with no rememberance of her or our team. Support high school sports! @PHLTsoccer @Chiclete71

I wonder if this will get me banned? Best part of my day.

Anyone know what time grocery prices are going down? I’ve been waiting for today but haven’t seen the change yet.

Dear MAGA, could you please make a federal law to ban the use of mobile devices while driving? I think that would make America great again. @HouseGOP @SenateGOP

Dear MAGA - could you please get all of the slow drivers out of the left lane? I think that would Make America Great Again. @FoxNews @HouseGOP @SenateGOP

Watching @netflix for boxing reminds me of watching fights in the 80s. It’s free, blurry as hell, freezes up, loses audio & I have to keep moving the antenna for my dad.

I have 1 wish for today & it has nothing to do with the election. I want @smesoccercoach to win the state championship this year!!!

Need your help - please vote for Tenfold Security @10FSecurity

Yeah! They fixed the problem! Thank you @AmericanAir for hiring awesome mechanics! 🧰

Sir William - do you know the American Air manager?

Sir William works at @AmericanAir ! Nice one.

Wow - look at this scammy shizit: What’s app!!! Hahaha! Worst scammers ever.

@AmericanAir Meh. This is normal for me. I advise everyone not to travel with me. What are the odds that 2 planes in 2 cities both have mechanical issues?

@AskTSA The link doesn’t work. Looks like you just want me to send a message?

Soccer clubs that don’t allow kids to play high school reminds me of that insecure, controlling, abusive husband who won’t let his wife leave the house.

A great early morning meeting with amazing coaches at FCA @TheFCATeam @FellowshipKC

Looking forward to another great summer with an amazing team.

Let’s go @BrentfordFC Greatest present ever! Love all my @10FSecurity people!

And so it begins.