Jo King
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Aberdeen fans talking about Rangers. Celtic fans talking about Rangers. Rangers fans talking about Rangers. Rangers. Rangers. Rangers 😉💙😉💙
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What kind of person gets offended by a flag on a box of eggs 🤣
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My child was born a boy. He will be raised a boy. He will know he is a boy. He will be dressed as a boy. Be bought boy toys. He will eventually become a man and then As a man he can choose how he lives his life. I will support him 100 % on that 👌🏻
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Celtic fans with their mock outrage about two guys going to a party when their whole team fucked off to Dubai 🤣 pleaseeeeeeeee 🤣
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Can’t believe there are actually people questioning the decision to shoot the terrorist 🤬 the monster stabbed innocent people. Had what looked like a explosive vest on. Let’s not waste a jail cell on this type of low life. I commend those who took action 👌🏻
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So chuffed to welcome our baby Mason to the world on 05/12/17 at 0610am weighing 6lb7oz ❤️ melts your heart ❤️ 23 days early. baby & I still in hospital but over the moon 🌙😍
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So the fuck are we mate 👌🏻🤣
📝 We are delighted to announce that Neil Lennon has been offered the job as permanent
#CelticFC
manager and the details will be confirmed in the coming days 🍀⚪️
#TrebleTreble
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It's been just us two for almost 12 years....but so excited to add to the fam with baby Cairns arriving 28 December ❤️😊
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When you see a post on Facebook saying “ what do I get my kids for Easter, I’m outta ideas after Xmas!”
Um. How about a fucking Easter egg??
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Actually so bored of this now 😴 you want a haircut. Go get a hair cut. Go the hairdressers or go the Barbers...the only person making this an issue is you and for what?? for the sake of having an issue. Bore off
The struggles of getting a haircut as a non-binary person.
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You cant even call a tissue man sized anymore 🙄 I’m a woman and I don’t find it sexist or degrading towards women. It’s a fucking tissue! Fuckers getting offended for the sake of being offended. World has gone batshit!
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Still the most hard hitting picture I have ever seen ♥️
Freedom isn’t free...
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If youve got nothing nice to say about him shut up. The man died today. He was 100 years old. Fought for his country. Raised millions for the nhs. Ffs
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A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. They told me it might never happen & it was soul crushing. However here we are now. He's 5 months old and we proved them all wrong! Take that Mother Nature 💪🏼❤️
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When did we become so horrible where we pelt insults to a leaving player?! Wish the man good luck & grow up 🙄
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Imagine announcing the Defoe news in the middle of an existing meltdown 😂👌🏻 I fucking love it
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Guard of honour next week?!
Fuck. Right. Off.
Ask yourself a serious question...would the do it for us?! 🤔
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I put 100% faith in stevie G as our manager 👌🏻 some fans constantly turning on him one min then kissing arse the next 🙄 mistakes have been made and cost us. I for one hope he’s in charge next season 🙌🏻🇬🇧💙
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The best present I could ask for at Christmas 👶🏻 doesn't matter what's under the tree this year as the most important present is in my arms ❤️ our little miracle ✨
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See instead of giving folk money for benefits. Give them vouchers for food, bills etc. Maybe then it will weed out the people abusing the system and get the lazy fuckers back to work!
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Bio says DM me but acts like a precious princess when she receives one 🙄 fuck off emily and when you get there....fuck off some more 🙋🏻♀️
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Utterly vile. Actually can’t believe people treat other human beings like this let alone their own players. It’s a game of football ffs. This has no place in it.
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Still my favourite picture of this season 💙 50,000 in the snow. One family under the same roof
#RangersFamily
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Someone please tell me where it says I must only tweet about football on MY twitter 🤔 I'll tweet about my dinner, my son, my life and anything else I want, whenever the fuck I want and if you don't like it..unfollow me.
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Fuck the family who ignore you and exclude you for their own petty bullshit. It’s their loss...he won’t miss them and from now on, I won’t either 😘
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He could have left in the summer. Left with dignity and class instead of sneaking out the door mid season.
I don’t get it. I don’t get the move other than sheer greed. This club surely guaranteed him greater successes? That interview a few weeks ago leaves a rancid taste now.
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Last nights flags at parkhead is apparently acceptable but Rangers celebrating th British forces is insulting 😂 let that sink in 😂
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I hate people who tell you what you can & can not post on Twitter 😠 was there a Twitter terms & conditions I missed?! A “how To” guide? Naw. Cause it’s my Twitter. I’ll post pics of my kid. Pics of my dinner. Pics of paint drying if I fucking want to. If you don’t like it then🖕🏻
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See the wee arseholes who film kids getting bullied are just as fucking bad as the scumbags doing it 😡
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Anyone else have a morbid fascination with murder/serial killer documentaries and tv shows 😳 that shit is bloody addictive!!! Sick. But addictive
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I’d like to apologise to the men of the world for this poor excuse of a woman. I promise we’re not all this entitled or full of ourselves. This is just a really bad example 🤫
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So people are urging Netflix to cancel 13 reasons why due to th rape scene. See if you are offended don't fucking watch it. Everyone is offended by everything these days!!! Being offended for the sake of saying your offended. Just fuck off 😒
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I’ve decided to take a little social media hiatus. It can be a great source of distraction in tough times but not always helpful. I struggle with PND & it’s slowly wears you down. I’m tired and I’m down but I’m not out 💪🏻 I’m a strong lady & like a bad penny I’ll be back 😘
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Happy 4 year wedding anniversary to me and the Mr ❤️ he almost didn’t make it till today with all his fucking snoring last night. Lucky man 👊🏻🤣
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Know what pisses me the fuck off?? Judgy assholes who don't think a baby should wear football tops or football related merchandise. Why don't you take your opinions & ram them 😒
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Nothing worse than parents who shame other parents 😒 you let your kid watch tv? Have chocolate treats? Eat turkey dinosaurs? Have a dummy? You didn’t breastfeed?! You don’t do organic?!
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes & mind your own busy you nosey old cow! 🤩
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Imagine if Celtic fans actually tweeted about their own team for a day...an hour. Fuck even a minute! 🤔😳 no mention of rangers...pigs would fucking fly 🙌🏻
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Ever got to that point in your life where it’s blow after blow after blow. You keep taking hits and don’t know how your still standing?! It gets better...right?!?!
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Anyone retweeting babies or kids getting abused will get blocked !!! Fair warning.
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I posted this when we went down & I'm posting it again. This was never gonna be easy...a lot of work to do but stay true 💙🇬🇧💙
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Everyone hates on Tommy Robinson but the fella has the balls to say what our government won't 😡
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If every professional player played for the team they supported then who the fuck would be left to play for hibs 🤔😂
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See if you’re creating these fake rangers pages to announce fake transfer news...you’re one sad sad little person. Get a life 🙄
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Finally been seen and no concussion. Leg isn’t broken or fractured either which is a huge relief. I’m away home to greet with relief 😭♥️
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Wee Celtic fella at my work who always chats big has been veryyyyy quiet today so I’ve started tagging him in every. Single. Rangers post on Facebook 🤣 enjoy pal!!!
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Fuck the vegans ! Mon the bacon!!!
‘Bringing home the bacon’ could be BANNED to stop vegans getting offended
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I posted this when we went down and I'm posting in again as we go back up 💙 proud of the
#RangersFamily
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#loyalty
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Sitting in doctors. Place is packed. Surfing twitter. Casually Click on video of storm in China. Cue fucking porno and me with a red neck 🙈🙈🙈
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Standing in tescos at the pic and mix bit getting the dirtiest look of some woman because I'm squeezing sweets into the tub 😂I'll fill this fuckers nooks & crannies with smarties to get my 4 quids worth love. Everyone does it right 😂🙈😂
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Any person that says Lennon was a better footballer than Ferguson needs sectioned
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Seems male ranger supporters can’t like female rangers supporters posts without being a rangers da & female fans can’t talk about rangers without being a rangers maw 🥱🙄 fuck up. Patter is chronic 🤣🤣🙈
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I might be old fashioned but windass pulls on a jersey for us so he gets my respect. I agree with criticism when warranted but the constant abuse is so fucking boring now! I don't blame him for retaliating 👍🏻
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Love when this pops up on my Facebook memories 🤣 popping chewing gum and looks like I’m eating a golf ball. Look like a crabbit cow 🤣🤣🤣
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Christmas night out 2018 🎄well earned after a tough year. Miss my boys but I need a night out. Have a great night troops ❤️
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I have no time or tolerance for rangers fans who take to social media to abuse player unjustly. There's a clear line between criticism & abuse. Tread it carefully! Consider anyone on the wrong side of that line unfollowed 👍🏻
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Guy sitting next to me at docs asking what I’m in for 😳 it’s the doctors not fucking Barlinnie. Tempted to tell him I’m in about an infection after my gender reassignment 🤭 nosey twat.
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You can’t post about being done with Xmas shopping cause it’s bragging. You can’t post about feeling down because there’s people worse than you. You can’t moan about your job cause some people don’t have one. Is there a list of socially acceptable topics available 🤣🙄
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I Felt proper glam yesterday after feeling so down lately ♥️ despite not drinking, being home at 10pm & suffering with a chest Infection I had the best time.
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If someone wanted to leave early it’s got sod all to do with anyone else. They paid for their ticket! 🤷🏻♀️ You’ve got no idea why theyre leaving. This Uber fan mentality on social media is getting pathetic...
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Mind when your parents would tell you to open all your selection boxes and put them in a bag so it easier 🤔😂 little did we know the greedy bastards were tanning our curly Wurlys. A trick I shall be using on my kids 😂😂😂😂
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Name and shame the wee fucker!! Why should his identity be protected after what he's done to that poor baby. Old enough for the punishment to fit the crime 😡😡😡😡
A teenager has appeared at Greenock Sheriff Court charged with the rape and murder of six-year-old Alesha MacPhail who was found dead on the Isle of Bute on Monday
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See if your offended by the words in a Christmas song gonna do everyone a favour and fuck off 🙄🙄🙄 it’s really getting ridiculous now the things people will say for the sake of being offended. Leave Christmas alone you grinch like fucks!!!
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Sick of seeing "I don't rate him" "he's not good enough" every game. This is OUR team. They wear OUR badge. That deserves your support
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If you’re this 16% then you are everything that’s wrong with this country and why were in the state we are just now 🖕🏻
A poll by
@SkyData
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How the fuck is it that genuine Hard working folk often struggle to get by but you see scum who have never worked a day in their life rolling in cash 😡
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Since when did Easter turn into the new Christmas. You get one egg and that’s your whack!
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8 months old tomorrow ❤️ rocking the tracksuit today. Rangers top ready for tomorrow 🇬🇧
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So here I am. A woman of 32 years of age. Having a complete emotional meltdown in my own home while my toddler looks so confused. He disappears & comes back with a tea towel and wipes my faces while saying aw mummy 💔 perspective. It’s his innocence I’m trying to protect ♥️
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I must say the meltdowns on Twitter and Facebook have been absolutely fucking glorious 😂
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It’s mental how you can post about being down on Facebook that’s filled with friends & family are receive little response yet posting it on Twitter & complete strangers are there for you ❤️ I love seeing people rallying to help someone struggling & showing support
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Notice how chris Sutton uses rangers for publicity 😂 he's like that desperate dog at the park trying to hump everyone's leg 😂
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Hands up if you’re buzzing for game of thrones 🙋🏻♀️
Non watchers need not post “I’ve never saw it” comments 🤣
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I hate wee Dicks on twitter that slag women. Calling them fat and ugly. Yet when you look at them...it’s a face only a mother would love 🤔
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