When I was in college, I met John Mayer at a DTLA bar. He was *very* polite while I confessed my love to him. Before I walked away, he said he found me “sincere, genuine and soulful.”
if anyone has any nice allegations against a celebrity that would be great too. does a famous actor give good christmas presents. does lady comedian alwyays smoke people out
Today a lovely old man started chatting with me at Starbucks and almost immediately hit me with the wild "I work for Dick Wolf" flex. It was beautiful and I am grateful
This morning I literally scrambled out of bed terrified by an unfamiliar sound. Upon further investigation it was....... rain hitting my window. This is what LA has done to me