Pounds of butter should be packaged with 2 sticks salted and 2 sticks unsalted: cooking butter _and_ eating butter, in a single package. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

@Bwildermint @Budrip1007 @jrmcmanaway It is!

@reefbotany @maxdubler For me it's between the extreme lighting (like a wax museum) and the eye-eyebrow combination. They look weirdly unfocused and like they're looking in two slightly-different directions?

RT @proffwolff: I learn so much from novels. Types of knots, types of boats, types of whales, parts of whales, methods for processing whale…

@linusalf Clove and Hoof cubano sandwich, with an additional cup of hot sauce

@linusalf @tacoguy209 Oscar?

@JamesMelville And, beyond that: on an app, you can top up the meter remotely, so the people being disproportionately ticketed for expired meters are people who don't have smartphones/data plans that would let them pay remotely

@steamyporkbuns wait which translation? Newer than the Emily Wilson one?

@AlaskanKate The variant where you have to bring something you already have at home or something that's consumable and where there are a number of steals can be good, though, in contexts like with coworkers. But boo/hiss to trinkets from Home Goods

@Budrip1007 @jrmcmanaway La Sainte Chapelle? It's absolutely breathtaking

@AdamNMayer @the_transit_guy The wayfinding in Newark is abysmal. And the way they've configured the security check areas is claustrophobia-inducing

@greenleejw The next logical holiday to introduce after that would be Fucksgiving, in which, having considered things, people actually start to give a fuck

@yeahrightgirlhg I am 100% there. I would like to be a saver and not a squanderer of daylight.

@DrAllyLouks At @UCBerkeley they give a lollipop with a sticker that reads, "PhinisheD"

@steamyporkbuns Wait does not everyone do this? (I do this if it's a short sentence. and I write EoM at the end.)

@AshleighRogers_ @MattGertz same. saw the post and thought: there's Gaetz news

@travis_5head2 @othingstodo_com This wasn't _a_ commercial! This is a compilation of a bunch of them. Every day at 10 it would be a different celebrity asking!

@delamerced2123 ?

@WhitleyOConnor It's $59.99! (that's academic press prices!)

@taylornicholz @WhitleyOConnor My spouse and I were commenting that the last few hotels we've stayed in haven't had a Gideon bible in a drawer, and were wondering what happened to them (either/both the Gideons or the bibles)

@Tesho13 Daylight Squandering Time is depressing. I wish we were just _always_ saving it. Hate finishing work when it's already dark out, and the kid is _antsy_.