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my win must be the win for others in my life.

Wellington City, New Zealand
Joined November 2019
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9 months
@Am_Blujay The Leopard actually preyed successfully in the full video,that was a bush pig.
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9 months
@SheenaGakpe “The silent battles”
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10 months
@Omolomo_o @BwalaDaniel JUSTICE FOR HER but I’m never raising a weakling,the instructions will be very clear “I’ll deal with you if you bully anyone in school and will also do same if you got bullied and you don’t do anything while being bullied”.
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9 months
@Nig_Farmer lol or else she’s definitely right coz you know better but me as a grower,I sometimes wonder if I borrowed another one elsewhere coz it really shocks me to the size I see when bloods fill the veins 😅.So anyone speaking down on me coz of my flaccid state can never move me coz I.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 He definitely knew what he saw and heard,personally by merely reading your last lines,I won’t be needing any help from you either.
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9 months
@renoomokri I stopped here coz I can’t understand what it meant,who did @binance steal $25B from and how exactly?
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9 months
@BlessedGirl001 Nah so I dey move,they mostly come back but then we will only flex,no be me you go use do plan B or back up plan🥲.
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9 months
@jon_d_doe “Who brought her here” your papa 🖐️. Question “Is this what she used to drink?”. Werey no fit answer.
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9 months
@GoziconC Yoruba people aiding an Igbo banished f00l to insúlt their sister simply because she called out the government for the poor treatment of her fellow citizens should be a very shameful thing to witness.
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9 months
@esibobbie And you thought the woman doesn’t want a girl?.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 Anybody wey come my house dey first go bath before anything 😒.
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9 months
@__Folarin__ Do you want him to start again then how will he know he’s not going to be doing too much again?.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 Una dey skip foreplay nah why.
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9 months
@OyinAtiBode Context 📌 .
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9 months
Yorùbá tradition of appeasing Olókun(The Òrìṣà custodian of the sea). Will he come back? I have the answer and I will post it after this.
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10 months
@Davidbanksz It can only be one @Davidbanksz 🏆🎉🔥🔥🔥
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9 months
@obehieguakhide @omoelerinjare @omoelerinjare1 @vian337 @ChuksEricE @ahanaelroi @cute_pecky @Oforma19 @AngelaOAngel @ChiugoEze3 @AmugoGrace “To all my queens that have enabled me,God bless you” 🤣😂😅.She no even recognise the mtf simps that have also been donating since too🙂‍↕️.
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10 months
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8 months
@tobyasky No way you come for a UBA conference attended that of Zenith gave them your best ideas and still expect UBA to pay your flight back to base or still retain you,no way.
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9 months
@Oniyabba Ok,so this also means you agreed the system is bad?.We will get there.
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9 months
@nkem2050 @afrisagacity You dey too slow,try putting that same amount in piggyvest or palmpay cashbox and see how much it will yield you every month,you need to go outside and touch grass,get updated man.
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9 months
@NigeriaStories Billionaires story be “I started as and today I am” bro what happened in the middle of your journey,did you steal at some point or what coz weren’t you feeding or paying rent like how?.
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9 months
@dfwchioma Igbo women are losing it fr fr,shameful.
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9 months
@soolajumokemi Like you weren’t slapped and asked to go vote in your county?.
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9 months
@Na2iVe @NigeriaStories “I started as an ice block seller and today I’m topping in oil and gas” like from where to where bro?😂🤣.
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9 months
@IheakaramPascal @Nig_Farmer E plenty,sheey your own pass your tooth brush for length bah?.
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9 months
@Tori_oyinn Ads uploaded successfully,wait for your targeted audience in your DM.
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9 months
@DavidHundeyin For the lovers of the dead,just read for yourself what she still said even after learning someone is dead.
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9 months
@Spotlight_Abby These people think say wetin them dey read online nah ghost dey write am and they’re not happening in real life,hard lessons learnt be hard and wise.
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9 months
@ChuksEricE All of you blaming this woman would’ve been calling out that school if anything had happened to that child,y’all prefer bad news to its preventive measures. Why send a child home all by herself amidst the alarming insecurity and ritual killings in this country?.Back in our.
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9 months
@Oludeewon I reasoned like this until I was the one who bought the NOTCOIN my brothers mined,$50 and $120.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 Therapist fit still collect him own 3 points during session meanwhile above my own flat now 5 guys are into a set after set with one girl and it’s absolutely not a rape,I don’t know if this is a coincidence or just a way for me not to argue this when I see it.
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9 months
@instablog9ja Gone are the days adults are to speak intelligently and get listened to 🙂‍↕️.
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9 months
@MindOfHeadking “Nawao on top common assignment nah em him don dey think say I suppose give am chance” she to her friend(s) when he finally voices out his feelings.
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9 months
@Clarinhaad113 @Wizarab10 They’re not the owner of the country.
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9 months
@Neo_officiall You’ll now say what about Corolla they’ll buy $350-$800 at auction and come sell 5M+ here😂.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 Ok which means you’re just afraid of getting pregnant which means if not that you’re ovulating e for sup woto-woto,to those of you that allow your partners keep male ‘just’ friends,good luck to y’all.
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9 months
@Clarinhaad113 @Wizarab10 I don’t understand how that correlate.
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9 months
@Benking443 Hello @Benking443 call anyone living around Caritas University and ask him to tell you the situation there that isn’t making news headlines currently,nah this Enugu wey all of us gather dey dey secured abi nah only the one you heard you think that happened ?.
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10 months
@possible1001 Over what exactly?.
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2 years
@FIFAWorldCup All I Can See Is Germany Successfully Removed Because Of Their Disobedience On The LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 Rules.
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9 months
@yabaleftonline Normally nah thin line demarcate Igbo women from men.
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9 months
@cwithmymind Do y’all ever thought about who usually turns on their camera before things like this happen not like it was already happening and they captured?.
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9 months
@the_bigpelumi_ 16M in the olosho bag,congrats man 🏆.
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9 months
@fouta_djallon @NigeriaStories Events never start nah,chill or can’t you see he’s trying to feel busy so people won’t be struck by stardom?.E be you like say nah small person him be.
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10 months
@Bigstan1477 “You’re being used by the devil” for not accepting to be deceived?😂😂😭.
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9 months
@Inn_amorata @FinPlanKaluAja2 @abi4u2011 Those dealers both with naira from Japan?.
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10 months
@victor_onyibest @Wizarab10 No Chijioke is.
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9 months
@UchePOkoye Una go think say nah really drugs forgetting say if another person don render you useless spiritually say them must need one physical negative to back it up,see eehh as an upcoming artist better gele well well coz no be small thing dey sup that way ooo,big artists no go just.
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9 months
@HenryCallistus @Simplequeeny_ The fathers all witnessed her bad side and used their two fingers and touched their foreheads,piuuumm!!.
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1 year
@jon_d_doe The game remains the game. Hunger dey do wonders
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10 months
@MideTosin1 @instablog9ja You and the 74 persons that liked this comment dey really ment.
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10 months
@chiditweets042 @yabaleftonline No be harry dey cook so?
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9 months
@GoziconC But you don’t have one that thinks about you before making any decision.
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9 months
@instablog9ja No jokes,this happens every Saturday but everyone acts like they’re cool with the whole thing,madam nah your time dey pass no be mine nah🥲😒.
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9 months
@Nig_Farmer Stop sleeping while facing the sky.
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10 months
@campbell_agah @Omolomo_o @BwalaDaniel You need to wake up,no one is coming to save you. If your father is even the IGP,you’ll be done with before he comes so for the moment stand for yourself and don’t allow anyone kill you first coz the living will find a way to settle no matter your importance.
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9 months
@thegodmelody Advert done,wait for the targeted audience in your DM.
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9 months
@Nig_Farmer Does this person know what RSVP means like Restez S’il Vous Plait ?.
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9 months
@ChinonsoIsaiah2 @dfwchioma I repeat Igbo women are really losing it on the internet lately but ride on,praise them while you don’t do the same.
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1 year
@FarindokiOmar @pbtips_ @Mrbankstips exposed how to earn better on X and all of them are wailing like @elonmusk complained.
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9 months
@Zvong001 @Wizarab10 Nah una sabi where una dey gather unhygienic 🐖 from shaaa.
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10 months
@sportprinxess @TheDamiForeign Showing her that the IT guy defrauded her,let her go ask for a refund.
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9 months
@abdullahayofel It’s finished 😂.
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9 months
@Henroo121 Also add.* All that were affected have been compensated as well. * They were all given sufficient time to vacate with their goods.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 My papa wey be say nah only highlife him play all him youth,me no get one wahala,him dey yab everybody even with womanising but no one ever got anything on him,great man 💯.
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9 months
@renoomokri So henceforth it will cost me 5k Naira to send 1M to another bank?.
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9 months
@Debrah_Gold @torty_mercy @UBACares @ZenithBank lol,once it’s your time,1M will move once.
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9 months
@AriesHeartBeats I never sabi wetin una dey project for this app shaaa but make God save all of una.
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10 months
@toondayscott @Omolomo_o @BwalaDaniel Deal with just one person and the rest will never come close,bullies watch the calmest to mess with,be cool but be ready to display some madness when needed so they don’t take you as their prey.
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9 months
@pontrol_777 I think say PH no be Igbo so how come are Igbos into PH guy talk?.
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9 months
@Iretomiw_a @Omolomo_o Says a lot about her family.
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9 months
@Wizarab10 “You shouldn’t take advice online” coz we online are ghosts and don’t have human experiences right? Mumu.Too much vulnerability from a man brings disrespect whether you agree or not.
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9 months
@Bigstan1477 E be many many things my brother .“Don’t change the character or attitude just rename it to suit the narrative”.
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10 months
@PNMbah Nah palliative una dey cut ribbon for?😂.
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2 years
@FIFAWorldCup Cody Gakpo with the advancing advantage then Jamal Musiala.
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9 months
@__Folarin__ They’re legal,he’s just like a bureau de change worker.
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9 months
@FinPlanKaluAja2 These men know India at all?.
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9 months
@renoomokri You don crop shoe this time around🙂‍↕️.
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9 months
@UchePOkoye No one criticises people more than them so let them feel it.
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@Gifteesfine @Wizarab10 Proves his point.
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9 months
@chiditweets042 “Bitter Obi for man power gidigba correct now”.
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9 months
@ChuksEricE @McPilot7 @chiditweets042 @omoelerinjare @DocOmeiza @ahanaelroi Ok not to spoil the fun but the people I see here or else otherwise don’t need a car that flashy now as it will instead act as a more liability for them,maintenance and cost of fuel will drain them further into poverty but above all CONGRATULATIONS to them.
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9 months
@OPay_NG @OPay_NG Are you a cryptocurrency exchange platform or how can you know one is trading cryptocurrency with their account since all they had to do was to just make an inter or intra bank money transfer?.
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9 months
@hate_ofx Reversed Cybersecurity,Sir?.
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9 months
@chiditweets042 Parents go just dey on him own,him no go know say him pikin don bring gbese for am even in death🤦‍♂️.
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9 months
@BlessedGirl001 Nah so I dey do.Babe: This guy that sells something over there did so so thing.Me: That foòl nah so them dey do,him no ever see better,abi make I go confront am self?.Babe: Noooo leave am,e don do. My mind: Who been want go confront man before when I know say you fit dey at.
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9 months
@abdullahayofel Ok how much is this and its monthly subscription prices?.
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@ChinonsoIsaiah2 @dfwchioma At least she try teach me no dey follow craze person craze unlike yours,nne disike.
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9 months
@tunbosunlaw98 @I_Am_Ilemona You came to spy or learn,come out bro.Why not come register in my village meeting as well to learn better.
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9 months
@officialEFCC These eye service wey una dey do,e dey ruin this country.
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10 months
@Maverickk_007 @Peacefullifejml Which one be God forbid,is she an immortal?.
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2 years
@binance Yes,seems really suspicious .The FTX Deployer address sent 1 FTT to check if it will be successful and later sent 195,869,335 FTT into a @binance address and the same will be done to @kucoincom or not because there was a caught. @cz_binance #BTC #BNB #Tether
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9 months
@erigganewmoney Make I no marry 2+ wives coz it’s Old Testament but I’ll pay tithe that’s in same Old Testament,una dey muse me I swear 😭😭.
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9 months
@ThaBoyYom If you as a guy never be one or two girls sneaky-link before,you’ll definitely be a mumu in the hands of women thinking they actually need your money to be loyal to you.
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9 months
@__carryme Feminists are damn disappointed as they rushed to come fish the guy ‘men’ out for dragging 😂🙂‍↔️.Nah Prove Of Love them dey do so y’all should rest.
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9 months
@Am_Blujay They’re actually couples 😒.
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9 months
@__Folarin__ Nah lust dey do this one,her eyes go soon clear.
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