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@automaetopia

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@mynamebedan naa it’s not encoded. he just wants to see it fall. every animal is goal oriented
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@chinesegon working at morgan stanley lol
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anyway today i am a senior software engineer at a faang company 🤓
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@gnopercept making stuff up today
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@netrunnernobody the idf is extremely brutal and efficient. israel launches missles into gaza like wow wtf are you saying with larry david there’s a reason “free Palestine” has such massive influence online. these are lives lost
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@jeremymstamper @dancohen3000 @AbbyMartin don’t act dense man. “”” jews shouldn’t marry arabs most of them are terrosits we should carpet bomb them we should kill their families islam is a disease “”” there were multiple problematic’s statements made in the video.
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@jennsun i’m just looking for where the references were annotated lol
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@codyaims take it that’s free head omg
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when I make it, I will not be loud about it, but there will be signs
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by request … ramen at 10,000 watts @ImpulseLabs_
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@personofswag never ejaculate
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hey guys, last night i got canned at my current gig. if anyone is looking for a good software engineer, i can do mobile, backend, front end, even embedded. i’ll even do crypto please boost
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@Tripolar_B I would steal a jet from there
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life so hard , RIp grandma
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@netrunnernobody “oh no 31k injures at least they’re not dead” do oh see how dumb you sound.
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@personofswag sometimes you just want a getter and setter
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i wake up and 4 dms from someone i do not want. fuck this shit. life is pain
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@bimboyugari baby on the way
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@pseudolad yeah this happened
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Apple execs on iMessage for Android April 7, 2013
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@beginanon what’s wrong with her fr
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@goth600 Fuck this goes so hard. I want to wear this to work every day.
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@pseudolad that’s not a fumble, you can become friends.but are you single
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it’s finally here
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@bimboyugari i would have destroyed the console the moment he started playing with my mom like that 😢
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@StefanPatatu @dejavucoder it’s like $8 an hour, indian currency
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i am so underpaid but november we getting that $150k bonus
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@smylkshmn uhhh no it’s an L. just be mature about it. but don’t append all this “makes you hotter” bs that’s just copium.
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you could have had a job and stable income but you let some website ruin your life over takes nobody cares about. so exciting to see this play out because lol your an american you can get fired at will. so exciting
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SHAWTY 🎀🐂
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I was FIRED last year because I was posting too hard. Out of respect for the company and a desire to not doxx myself, I kept most of the details hidden.  However, I’ve decided to heed the call of my Divine Mission to stand up and fight for all the posters out there just trying
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the worst software engineer i’ve had the pleasure of working with went to Harvard. they don’t teach you guys anything there’s except how to tell people you went to Harvard in conversations
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all my homies are spiralling into a deep depression caused by vapid greed and the inability by our leaders to design a better world for the future generations. all they do is complain on twitter and build surveillance infrastructure
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@growing_daniel what’s going on daniel
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@MegaBasedChad They literally print money every day
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@creatine_cycle why don’t use use a state manager like stand omg that’s so bad
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@tenobrus i hav sex in the waymo
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@var_epsilon their first year cs students learn racket and i learnt that in 3rd year. extremely impressive filter that only selects the best. wish i went
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@bit_christ wait where is this from
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i met a cute girl at the weights and biases conference today
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currently reading:
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I just got it for free with the trail and like, yeah i see the perks but bitch im not 15 anymore, all my friends have kids and do not spend any respectable amount of time on discord
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Goodbye SF
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went on a date last night and she asked what i did. i said software and she responded classic like bitch why even bother it’s on my hinge profile you saw this already
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only 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
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. @NASCAR legend Tony Stewart’s over 415 acre Columbus, IN is back on the market. Known as “Hidden Hollow Ranch” the almost 20k sq ft home built in 2011 of lodgepole pine has a great room with trout stream in the entry, an 8700 gallon freshwater aquarium, a kitchen with hibachi
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i hate introverts. fuck you and your quiet ass demeanour like we don’t give a fuck. fuck you and your side snitching ass.
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@personofswag it’s all ssh wrappers
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i never see any goth big tiddied software engineers who like to dress alt and live in the bay area and are single on my timeline
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i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming i hate dynamic programming
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fumble friday’s gotta be so lit
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yo he needs to die
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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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@cumputervillain did you quit smoking pot ?
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what i cooked up today. should invite some of yall over for lunch to try my cold chicken salad
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this is what happened to tenobrus at vibecamp
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@MelindaBChu1 @tprstly @roxdtvc damn she cooked and added citations. murder by academic
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San Francisco people are so strict. What do you mean you don’t wanna go clubbing on a Monday night?
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ok i love javascript now
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i hate when i give people referrals to my job and they make it my job to update them to actually apply like mother fucker i am not the one looking for a job i just did you a favor.
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@chinesegon fuck this is painful
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@netrunnernobody you guys have watch parties for people getting bombed. don’t act like you just woke up as the bad guys.
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@yummocatvibes @Noahpinion hope your family experiences what you consider tame
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i love having a girlfriend because you can do art hoe shit like going to the museum
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someone pushed —force to master holy fuck there is no git history bro. what the fuck man i’m going to jill you
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at this point i’m gonna text Anh phoong and ask if she wants to go out with me
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@Appyg99 why are people acting like he didn’t see her resume on linkedln he could have dmed her there
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San Francisco exists to show you that rich people are boring
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good things are happening friends are travelling around the world i’m going to therapy. i got promoted life is good
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@spoonedher where can i find rave girl pussy
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I feel like i’m going to mess this relationship up
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there’s something intensely funny about calling a grown adult “groceries”
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I’m bored. Drop a piece of life advice
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hell yeah sf
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need a script that deletes my replies to tweets that weren’t answered
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if your company still uses workday for job portals your not gonna make it. i immediately know i’m not getting the job once i see i need to make a workday account
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dated a black is crazy. racism is still alive but if you tweeting this shit i probably have better luck bagging her than you do 😂😂😂
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Fellas you have to pick a gf, which of these is *least* objectionable:
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was on a date and she brought out a heroin needle and i had never irish exited as i irish exited before in my life.
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