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Annabelle Hawthorne, award winning erotica author Books: Patreon: Chat w/ Lily:

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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
It's official! @VirgilKnightley and I did it again! Just like last time, when we hit 500 preorders, Master Class 2 will begin audio production! Link below! Oh, and I should probably tell you...we're already half way there!!!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
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@SketchesbyBoze @DragonCobolt DAHL: I wrote a sequel to the chocolate factory book. PUBLISHER: *sighs* Do they go to another factory? DAHL: No. This time they go to space. PUBLISHER: ...and? DAHL: In an elevator made of glass. PUBLISHER: ...and? DAHL: Fight evil space slugs. PUBLISHER: There we go.
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Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
Master Class 3 is officially out! Written by myself and @VirgilKnightley With over a thousand day one sales, maybe the first two are worth your time after all!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
6 years
@ImBrittanyEvans You forgot this one (me) 7. I'm going to browse for over an hour and leave because I can't actually afford books but will continue to do this once a week just to smell the paper.
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Annabelle Hawthorne
5 years
@_katherine_may_ If the left boob moves, that’s a dot. If the right boob moves, that’s a dash. Both boobs moving means STOP. That’s why they jiggle so much on bumpy rides, they’re screaming “holy shit!” or even “ow, ow, ow!”
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Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
I like to retweet stories by my fellow authors for two reasons 1. Because I think people who follow me may be interested in reading your stories too 2. Because I’m not afraid that your success will somehow diminish my own
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
Preorder link in the comments
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
SO WHENEVER MIKE RADLEY COMES INSIDE A MONSTERGIRL, A TINY PIECE OF HIS SOUL SWAPS WITH HERS AND HE GAINS ONE OF HER TRAITS, BUT THIS ONLY HAPPENS AFTER CHAPTER 12 OF BOOK ONE, SO I’VE BEEN TRACKING HIS CREAMPIES LIKE A BAKERY’S ACCOUNTANT, BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER TO PREDICT
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Dead and Horny Ch. 12 remains in the All-Time top 3 in nonhuman stories over at @literotica after more than a year. Today, it is officially for sale.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
Had a book come out this week, made the top 400 on Amazon! Thanks to everybody who bought it already, and super thanks to all of you who reviewed it already! #SuccubusSummoner #haremlit
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
@ChuckTingle Man name of Chuck shall never trot alone as long as there are true buckaroos
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Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
3 months, over a thousand reviews!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
My publisher started a TikTok to promote my books. Here's how it's going right now.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
5 years
With over a hundred thousand readers worldwide, isn't it time you found out what the fuss is about?!? When Mike inherits an old Victorian home from a long lost relative, he is surprised to find out he won't be living alone. #Harem #MonsterGirls #Erotica
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Telling an author "Your success depresses me, could you please stop talking about it?" is just another way of saying "My skin is too thin for this industry and I'll never make it." Climbing mountains is hard. If you don't wanna hear about the view, then get off my damn mountain.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
If you know, you know.
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Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Strange letter of the month (a summary): I really liked your first book but don't have time to read any of your other books, can you just tell me what happened? (followed by seven paragraphs of detailed questions!!!) I'm absolutely not writing a book report on my own damn books
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Lmao, I have no words. (Don’t know the artist, someone comment if you can find them!)
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Stolen audiobook taken down by Youtube. I've been broke. It sucks. But I never stole content just because I couldn't afford it. If you are too broke to afford my audiobook, send me a DM. If I still have some free codes for it, I'll hook you up in exchange for an honest review
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Feeling cute, might sell a thousand books this month, I dunno.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
10 months
My readers will understand why
@EverythingOOC
Everything Out Of Context
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
I made money writing about goblin nipples. What's your super power?!? #eroticawriter
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
Just a reminder that @VirgilKnightley and I brought you cat girls way before @elonmusk did
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
This would have changed book 6 vibes for sure, iykyk
@Telepeturtle
Telepurte
1 year
Be not afraid
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 months
Master Class 4 preorders are open! Price will go up after release! Thanks to all 500 of you who have already preordered! (Link in comments)
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Wrapping up the last chapter of Book 5 of HFHM. It's strange to have spent so many years with these characters and see how they've grown. Tonight, I shall celebrate by starting Book 6 of HFHM!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
I've officially authored so hard that Youtube videos are giving me therapy ads about work/life balance.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
5 years
Hi all! Chapter 42 will be popping soon on my patreon, so consider subscribing and give it a read! Oh, and the latest Lily image from @dimedrolly herself will be up in an hour! See you soon! #harem #erotica #monstergirls #HFHM #succubus #patreon
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 months
My newest collab series has cover art!
@Minemir_
m i r a | comms open July-Aug 🌘
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The Halls of Magic Vol. 1 Cover Art 🕊️🤍 -- Commission work done for @METhorne2 and @authorannabelle
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Never meet your heroes. It's not so much being disappointed, but the screams of "who are you?!?" and "how did you get into my house?!?" that really ruin it.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
HFHM Ch. 60 has won the 2020 Readers Choice Award for nonhuman fiction I would like to thank my readers at @literotica for their continued support. Without them, this tale would have ended long ago I stand with phenomenal company. Go check them out!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
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Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Dear readers, Sending an author an email saying you enjoy their work is awesome. Passive-aggressively whining that you aren’t emailing them back because “clearly you’re too busy” is not. Writing is not a customer service industry.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Hey everybody, I just wanted to say something important. Being a writer is fucking hard.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
After years of requests, I am happy to share with you the official cover for the hardback edition of Radley's Home for Horny Monsters (designed by @RebeccaFKenney1 ) Available soon at Amazon.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
I started Book 5 of HFHM in December. Current word count is already north of 50k. Just started chapter 6, am already 2K in. Let’s do this.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
5 years
@AmberLeeConnors If you think this is precious, wait until she has that dance off with Sephiroth later in the game. He really sticks the landing.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Sure, sex is good, but what about when your editor points out a continuity error in your current book based on something said in your previous book and then cites it with a page number and a quote?!? @lysspress is the best 😁😁
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Sure, sex is good and all, but have you ever wrapped a present and had the pattern line up exactly on the seam? Happened twice today.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
I cannot be convinced that librarians aren’t secretly benevolent witches.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
The proper response to "I wish people paid more attention to my stories" is to work on your writing. Craft tales that people want to read, work on your dialogue, make good choices about how you get it into reader's hands. Review bombing your competition doesn't accomplish
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
I treat my social media account like a pearl diver with ADHD. I take a deep breath, vanish for awhile, and might show you something good when I come up for air. However, I'm just as likely to show you a shiny rock or just talk about a wicked cool crab I saw.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
I'm not a superstitious person, but I absolutely rub any lamp that looks like it may contain a genie.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Hi all! Just a friendly reminder that Goblin Girls are simply the best, and you can buy a shirt with Tink on it that says so! #MonsterGirls #FindYourThing #YesIShouldBeWriting
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Wait, what? Awesome!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
Truth
@rjoneshowe
Rebecca Jones-Howe
1 year
Men should just read erotica already.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
So @VirgilKnightley and I are going to try something different! Not only are preorders being discounted, but for every 100 preorders of Master Class (before Oct 1st), we will have interior artwork done and added to the novel (up to 4 images). If we hit 500 preorders: audiobook!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
I have a joke about erotica. Not to be a tease, but the punchline is coming.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
So instead of a downvote button, why not a “Hate-Speech” button? Once a post gets enough Hate-Speech clicks, someone from Twitter can show up, read it themselves, then ban the user permanently. Just a thought.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
What do we want?!? ROLEPLAY IN THE BEDROOM! When do we want it?!? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!!!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Achievement Unlocked: Hey, Listen! Master Class has officially hit 500 preorders with over a month to go, which means an audiobook version will begin production! Thanks to all our readers who are eager to read this new story from myself and @VirgilKnightley !
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
With Master Class coming out on Monday, I made some character art (SFW and NSWF) of two of the leading ladies, Alluria and Rosemary! You can see more on my Discord channel, along with a preview! (Link Below)
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Harem protagonist: I’m gonna be soooo fucking rich…
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
5 years
@theomgcosplay Somewhere out there is a cosplayer who has triggered her gag reflex with ahegao face, ending in disaster. And somewhere out there is somebody who would pay top dollar to see it.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
6 years
What are my Patrons looking at right now? Nude pics of an Arachne on my Patreon drawn up by the lovely @dimedrolly If you love monster girls and harem stories, my page just might be the right one for you! #patreon
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Who wants a Wednesday night surprise? Me and @VirgilKnightley have joined forces to bring you a delightful Slice-of-Life Harem tale unlike many you've read before! This cover came from the illustrious @HotaruSen , and it is simply amazing! Pre-orders open soon, monster-lovers!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
These memes are on point
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
I have now gotten to the point where I can type with my eyes closed completely. Now if I could just do it in my sleep, I would finally have time to finish all my projects! #writerslife
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
6 years
Radley's Home for Horny Monsters is out today! Currently #3 on Amazon for Paranormal Erotica! What are you waiting for?!? Check it out now! Tell all your friends! #HFHM #Erotica #Literotica #Harem #MonsterGirls
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Coming soon to @literotica
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
My patrons are currently reading the final chapter in HFHM Book 5. It's my longest chapter to date, and has some surprising reveals. On to book 6!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Now they are dating 😘 I won the rosy moth in a giveaway and she just absolutely needed a girlfriend! #GothMoth #Love
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Fiship
4 years
She needed a girlfriend. For @authorannabelle
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
Today's the day! Thank you to everyone who pre-ordered, we broke a thousand copies sold already! Price goes up after today, so if you don't have Kindle Unlimited, you should pick it up!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Okay, which one of my readers lives at this house?
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
@LetyDoesStuff Now you are the true menace of Gotham
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
5 years
@artistsmakers @_katherine_may_ -... ..- -.-- / .- / -... . - - . .-. / ... .--. --- .-. - ... / -... .-. .-
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
11 months
Chapter 93
@neilhimself
Neil Gaiman
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It seems easier to post it myself from Tumblr than look at other people posting it and telling them that, yes, it's real.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Thank you to everyone who made today's launch of Master Class a success! With nearly a thousand sales and over 13k page reads, we have an official hit on our hands! Available now on Kindle Unlimited!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Okay, 2023. Let's dance.
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Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Publisher: Hey, I saw that you spent money on advertising. Where? Me: Hired @ImLittleWicked P: What for? Me: Sexy banshee pics P: You hired someone to make booty pics for your readers? Me: Yes P: Genius Details: #BansheeBooty #Cecilia #Erotica
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Author Who Sells Books: Here is some advice I use to sell books that doesn't require $$$! Author Who Doesn't Sell Books: Actually, here is a 9 page thesis about why your advice doesn't work for my particular situation and is therefore invalid. Furthermore, I would also point out
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
"I can't wait to get you inside me," I whispered, careful to keep my voice down. The children were asleep, and all I wanted right now was to feel stretched out, stuffed to my absolute limit. I licked my lips and moaned in anticipation, then opened up the box of Thin Mints.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 63 is available over on @literotica ! For you long-time readers, it is titled Oregon Trail. Mike's officially in Oregon! #HFHM #bigfoot
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Still waiting on @YouTube to take down my stolen audiobook. For now, I gotta trust the process. I am hard at work on Chapter 65 of HFHM with hope for a #Patreon release by month's end. Just gotta keep my head up!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
How to Talk to Your Partner about Anal (in a nutshell): “I have very strong feelings about you and want to do weird things with my/your/our buttholes.” *advice not legal in some states, check with your doctor to see if anal is right for you, use plenty of lubricant*
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
When I see a fellow author who has unfollowed me and thousands of others just to inflate their follower ratio, it doesn't bother me that much That's because while I'm busy actually selling books and retweeting other creators, you're still bitching that nobody is buying your shit
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Thanks to everybody who voted! Last of Her Kind also took Second Place in the Fantasy category with @BDraygn picking up third! Congrats to him, and thanks to everybody for your support!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
"People weren't buying my book, so I spent all of my time whining about it and it actually worked," said no successful author ever If the majority of your feed is just anger over how nobody is buying/reading your work, expect to lose the few people who wanted to support you 1/2
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Dear @literotica readers, This is a great way to help support your favorite authors, and only costs a few seconds of your time!
@beneaththesur10
beneaththesurface
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Just got my royalty payment. What a great feeling when I get comments.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Who wants a free ebook from me? It's a holiday story starring Tink the goblin!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
I'm a million words in and have given up on SEO. HFHM Ch. 70 is on its way to @literotica , so keep your eyes peeled! #literotica #erotica #monstergirls #harem
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Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
For those of you who missed it, the final chapter of HFHM - Book 4 is available now on @literotica So if you've been waiting to read it straight through, now is your chance!! ( I'm going to start writing Book 5 soon) #MonsterGirls #haremking
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
1 year
For those who know…geas
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
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In 1926, mystery writer Agatha Christie disappeared for 11 days. When found, she claimed to have no memory of the missing days. Learn more:
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Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
@PrywinkoSfw The DLC looks to be coming together nicely
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 months
Huge shout out to all the readers who are helping this preorder take flight!
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
Saw a post on Reddit that claimed a book scoring 4.4 or higher on Goodreads has to either be destined to become a literary classic or be genre defining to earn that score. Like, who fucking hurt you?
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Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
A bad sales day for me this year is a great sales day for me a year ago. Writing is always an uphill climb. Don’t be afraid to take a step off the trail and appreciate how far you’ve come. #writing #inspirational
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Coming soon to your favorite retailer. (Will let you all know when preorders open up)
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
2 years
Writing Advice: Next time a whiny author tells you that it "must be nice to sell so many books" or even "you're making me feel bad because my own books aren't successful," remember that they are trying to steal your thunder. I learned this strategy from a certain succubus.
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
3 years
If your response to another author celebrating their success is to complain to them, I have some key advice for you: Quit writing. Seriously If you can’t handle another person’s success, then you lack the emotional fortitude to handle a bad review or a poor sales day/month/year
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@authorannabelle
Annabelle Hawthorne
4 years
Publisher: How are things? Me: I've been trying to cut back on coffee and drink more water, so I got this flavor enhancer to help out, but the fruit punch flavor tastes like someone licked Kool-Aid man's feet and thought it was okay. P: I'm referring to your edits. Me: ..feeet
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