Austin Webb Profile
Austin Webb

@austinmatthew

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Father, Husband, Emmy-Nominated Producer and Poker Enthusiast. I also enjoy wine.

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@austinmatthew
Austin Webb
2 years
@SollenbergerRC @thedailybeast Maybe a freshman congressman shouldn’t have been going to war with his party claiming he was going to primary anyone who disagreed with him. And maybe being associated with that insurrection thing was a mistake, too. But who’s counting?
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Austin Webb
2 years
@SethAbramson If this really is a smoking gun, paywall is a mistake. And if it’s not, you shouldn’t call it one. But I can’t see it so dunno.
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Austin Webb
1 month
I’m full of dread today. Waking up to Clooney now calling for swapping out Biden gives me the same feeling I had when they reopened the emails investigation right before the 2016 election. All we had to do was stick with our proven candidate, warts and all, just like the…
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Austin Webb
4 years
@SethAbramson I'm a producer. I work w/ ftg to form narratives of stories I'm telling The fact that Trump's video had to be edited and wasn’t shown in its entirety, tells me he made more defamatory & inciting statements There's no reason to edit a vid of a prepared statement read on prompter
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Austin Webb
1 month
This may be controversial, but I had a problem w/ AOC when she first burst on the scene. Too ‘it girl’, too forced. Automatic nickname. Floating her as a VP pick before she even took office. What the hell were we doing? But she’s proven herself. & I’m proud she’s on our team.
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AOC: I rise to introduce articles of impeachment against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito Jr….
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Austin Webb
2 years
@JaydenLibran Once is an accident, twice is suspicious. There’s a case here of mur-diddly-urder, neighboreenos.
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Austin Webb
1 year
@Joshstrangehill Why did the writers offices have screen doors? And may we see?
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Austin Webb
1 month
Listen, I don’t care if he’s on life support - you vote Biden this election because the alternative is a dictator on day one. Democracy will be FUCKED if Trump gets re-elected. It’s as simple as that. If we replace Biden now, here’s what’s going to happen:
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Austin Webb
4 years
@LasVegasLocally Is Vegas ready to admit they fucked up with the nickel and diming, and are finally ready to eliminate resort fees?
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Austin Webb
1 month
I personally like Rob Reiner, Clooney, King. When Harry Met Sally is a favorite. I have Casamigos in my liquor cabinet. But these folks, despite good intentions, can’t tell you how to vote. And their lives will largely remain the same if Trump wins. Ours won’t. Vote Biden.
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Austin Webb
1 month
This, this, this, this, THIS.
@mmpadellan
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
1 month
When I cast my vote for President Biden, I wasn't expecting much. I just wanted trump out of office. I knew he was old. I knew he had a stutter. I knew he had a rep for "gaffes." I didn't care. Just wanted trump gone. Four years later, things are different. I wasn't expecting
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Austin Webb
1 year
@ChampionsMovie I see lots of films. Lots of folks died from Covid. Woody’s entitled to his opinion, but his movies won’t be entitled to my money.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@JohnDGrussel @Chief_Dixon2746 The right to use the word ‘fuck’ has been proven as protected speech thanks to a landmark case in the Supreme Court regarding a protester wearing a shirt that said ‘Fuck The Draft’ in the Vietnam era, but thanks for trying to victim blame here.
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Austin Webb
3 years
@imjasondiamond Donald Duck Orange Juice. Growing up, that was the unattainable, cause mom would only buy store brand. My wife and I always joke when we’re feeling flush with cash that we’re Donald Duck Orange Juice rich right now. It tops out at 3 or 4 bucks. Sometimes it’s on sale 2 for $4.
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Austin Webb
30 days
Joe Biden is not finished. But I want to thank him all the same. He’s done more than we could have imagined, and I am incredibly thankful he rescued us from four more years of trump in 2020. Thank you, Mr. President.
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Austin Webb
3 years
@JoshMalina Kind of a weird pull, Twitter algorithm
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Austin Webb
4 years
@kumailn Ready: Player Trump. But it’s just 309 pages complaining about rigged coin-ops.
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Austin Webb
30 days
This. I’m behind Kamala 100%, but Pass The Torch will have always been an insidious effort to push our sitting president out. Let’s go get Kamala elected, but don’t forget about who stabbed us in the back. 🗡️
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Ragnarok Lobster 🐺
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For the rest of my life I'll be cringing at the phrase "pass the torch" because the phrase will be forever steeped in ageism and ableism.
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Austin Webb
1 month
She already is. She’s on the ticket. And every time folks like you float this blatantly ignorant idea, which would be challenged by and blocked by the Supreme Court, you do uncalculated damages to President Biden’s chances. Fucking stop trying to elect Trump again.
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Brian Krassenstein
1 month
Imagine if a younger female prosecutor ran against the older, convicted felon, sexual assaulter.… Just saying…
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Austin Webb
6 years
@LindseyGrahamSC
Lindsey Graham
8 years
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Austin Webb
1 month
Can’t we remember what is at stake in this election? It’s not just Trump as a loose cannon. It’s also our daughter’s futures. Our ability to serve as a check against Putin who is attempting to conquer Europe. It’s protecting our rights to free speech and due process…
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Austin Webb
5 years
@thekevinryder It always surprises me when real Kevin’s empathy and compassion reveals itself outside of his show character. You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@ProjectLincoln And suddenly the teachers across the land were dancing like Ewoks when the Death Star was destroyed.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@laurenboebert @Reuters The American people want to know if you betrayed your country in aiding and abetting the insurrection at the capitol. Truth is, there is little the American people can do about it. But the FBI? I think they may have a vested interest, too.
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Austin Webb
1 month
and every right you’ve enjoyed your entire lives. I can’t believe we’ve made ourselves the meme of putting a stick in our bike spokes, but that’s where we’re at now. Unless the tide turns somehow, we are really, really fucked. Vote blue. Even if you have to write it in.
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Austin Webb
3 years
I still cannot believe we traded a mascot for Eddie Rosario. @BlooperBraves rn:
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Austin Webb
1 month
This man is a true leader. I happen to agree that violence of any kind is reprehensible. Thoughts and prayers.
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President Biden
1 month
I have been briefed on the shooting at Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania.  I’m grateful to hear that he’s safe and doing well. I’m praying for him and his family and for all those who were at the rally, as we await further information. Jill and I are grateful to the Secret
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Austin Webb
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Austin Webb
5 years
@pattonoswalt @MrGeorgeWallace Your tweet should have ended with “and whatnot.”
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Austin Webb
1 month
republicans have done with their felonious rapist. Stick with the demonstrably proven president and administration that has our best interests at heart. How hard is that? But as democrats, we hold ourselves to a mysterious self-imposed higher standard. And it’s going to cost us.
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Austin Webb
5 years
@CoryBooker An amazing man, any way you slice it. His accomplishments post-presidency ain’t peanuts.
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Austin Webb
5 years
@MikeGravel @wowthisiseasy I actually was a big supporter of you in 2008, because you were the only candidate with a concrete, step-by-step plan to get us out of Iraq. You had balls then, and I applaud you for your balls now, Senator Gravel.
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Austin Webb
1 month
Once again, a shooting by a radicalized republican. Do I have that right? I know many republicans. I grew up in GA & was often a lone liberal voice. But I also knew them to be kind, loving, & caring for their fellow man. Trump has unlocked a mania we may never recover from.
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Austin Webb
26 days
I might be on the Walz train now.
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Governor Tim Walz
1 year
My daughter, Hope, tricked me into doing the most extreme ride at the Minnesota State Fair.
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Austin Webb
6 years
@JLAwatchtower @ssssavin @hatandfeet I got these fat stickers from China recently. Still don’t know what I’m gonna do with them. (There’s more not pictured)
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Austin Webb
1 year
@gifs_baseball I’ll always be a Freeman fan, but my allegiance remains with the Braves. He ain’t the type of player to switch sides to the Los Angeles Checkbooks for.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@samminurse89146 @LasVegasLocally I would prefer to pay $74 as a room rate upfront, than be gamed into a 100% fee. Eight days a week. Sometimes it’s all about how a dish is served.
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Austin Webb
1 month
new candidate (Kamala) gets quickly rallied behind. Us Democrats feel smug and smart. Then Trump & conservative orgs file lawsuits in every state challenging her ability to appear on the ballot. Supreme Court rules with Trump. Trump wins in landslide.
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Austin Webb
3 years
@TVMoJoe @LasVegasLocally In Vegas this past week, I asked each cashier at Walgreens / cvs which vaccine they had taken. 3 out of 3 said they hadn’t gotten one. What the fuck? How do you work at a damn drugstore??
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Austin Webb
1 year
@bravesmoose Honestly the fact that everyone of the nerds at barstool were verified (before blue checks became meaningless) made me laugh. Why should I care about the opinion of the guy who cleans the toilet at barstool sports? Kinda laughable imo, and the chicken guy just makes that more obv
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Austin Webb
4 years
@kibblesmith I may be the only person who came into this thread thinking he was talking about Batmite
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Austin Webb
5 years
@billyeichner The only universe where the trump administration gets a second term is the same one where Denzel Washington played the Phantom of the Opera.
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Austin Webb
26 days
Old issue of What If?, a fake version of Capt. America is elected President. (Spoiler alert: he’s the nazi Red Skull in disguise.) This was written decades ago, but the fact that the imposter shouts ‘YOU’RE FIRED’ didn’t shock me at all. Don’t let this become our reality again.
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Austin Webb
3 years
@SouthwestAir Can you please address your pilot’s political statements? You either endorse or reject. Staying silent on the matter leans towards endorsement. And if that’s the case, I’m not sure I’m interested in flying with you.
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Austin Webb
5 years
@SethMacFarlane @RealDarthPizza Makes you want to throw your hands in the air and shout “Wu-hoo!”
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Austin Webb
5 years
@clydetombaugh @kevinandbean Donna was just telling me about when you used to be a fox. Congratulations!!
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Austin Webb
3 years
@billyeichner I saw this tweet when it was seconds old, and there were immediately 9 retweet’s. You struck a high holy nerve.
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Austin Webb
5 years
@Lubchansky @KenJennings Sources report his statement was live streamed.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@JacobsVegasLife Had a laundromat in college with arcade machines. Learned the hard way about not having enough quarters to dry my clothes AND get to the end of X-Men.
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Austin Webb
2 years
@fourfingerpod He shows up when your training wheels come off your bike.
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Austin Webb
1 year
@davidcrosss Love it. Hoping it’s jeepers creepers. And love you repping with the old school Braves cap!
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Austin Webb
6 years
Checking in to the @CommerceCasino Crowne Plaza hotel for the free night that I won from their Stay and Play Twitter promotion! Can’t wait to play in the pool with my family, enjoy some drinks and play some cards!
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Austin Webb
3 years
@Alicauni1 @pseudonymochi @Rinston99 @Docjonas @fleaskeys I didn’t say W wasn’t president. I just said the Supreme Court elected him 🙂
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Austin Webb
5 years
Robert Hyde is absolutely *melting* on @cnn right now
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Austin Webb
1 month
Good morning. I’m ready to support all democrats up and down the ballot as soon as they support our president and we put this republican shadow op to bed. @joebiden is the nominee. Get behind him and let’s get on with protecting democracy.
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Austin Webb
3 months
@eavoss I see Malkovich as The Wizard, myself.
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Austin Webb
4 years
I am *outraged* at the president’s criminal acts caught on tape, attempting to force the secretary of the state of Georgia to overturn the election in his favor. How a single person in good conscience can believe this man deserves the office of the president is astonishing.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@joepolitics4 @maggieNYT Once again, @VeepHBO writes it and the Trump White House re-enacts it.
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Austin Webb
6 years
@SavagePoker @CommerceCasino Somebody tell rainbow sub-zero that Halloween is still five months away.
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Austin Webb
3 years
@BlooperBraves @Delta Great producing! Most photoops would have the employees posing & smiling. The fact that they’re not paying attention implies you jumped behind the podium and took a candid shot. Great production concept! …or I’m reading too much into it and you did in fact hijack that station.
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Austin Webb
3 years
@Mark_J_ODonnell I hear it makes direct calls to 1914.
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Austin Webb
1 month
@RepAdamSchiff @Google I voted for you in the California primaries, just like I voted for @joebiden . Only one of these candidates will get my vote again in November. Can you guess who, Rep. Schiff?
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Austin Webb
5 months
@arnettwill COME ON!
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Austin Webb
4 years
@JohnDGrussel @Chief_Dixon2746 figures some people are all about free speech in some situations, but not others...
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Austin Webb
1 month
I voted in my state’s primary, just like millions of other democrats across the country. @JoeBiden was our choice, and we won’t have our votes nullified because some dark money billionaires think they can push him away. #StillRidingWithBiden2024
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Austin Webb
1 month
The bigger shock would be Nate Silver getting a prediction right.
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Lurie Daniel Favors Esq.
1 month
Restating for precision: Nate Silver - leading pollster pushing for Biden to drop out - now works for a company funded by Peter Theil…who is also funding GOP VP candidate JD Vance:
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Austin Webb
3 years
@2600 I’m old enough to remember when Bell merged into Verizon and y’all immediately came out against it with verizonsucks (at least I believe that’s my memory. I listened thru real player Off The Hook episodes back then). Being anti-monopoly is not a new 2600 opinion
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Austin Webb
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Deadpool & Wolverine is phenomenal. No spoilers. Just go see it. That’s the tweet.
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Austin Webb
2 years
By my friend, @NavarisDarson
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Austin Webb
2 years
@mlbbowman Instead of comments about Contreras, let’s thank Manny for his contributions in Braves uniform and wish him luck on his recovery. Thanks Manny!
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Austin Webb
4 years
@thekevinryder @clydetombaugh Chewing gum like a consummate professional, @clydetombaugh
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Austin Webb
1 month
@AdamSchiff California voter here, who will vote for senate this November, asking you to wholeheartedly support our current president. Trying to push Biden away is not helpful. Thx!
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Austin Webb
1 month
They’re going to challenge every state ballot and the Supreme Court will back them up and trump will run unopposed. We just made the biggest unforced error in history.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@clydetombaugh @MittRomney @realDonaldTrump (Don’t look now, Bean, but the dude you didn’t vote for in 2012 follows you on twitter...) (Also, wtf Barack)
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Austin Webb
2 years
@chelseafree5 @braves_aruba Love to your family and @FreddieFreeman5 . We’ll always be so grateful for the impact y’all had on the Braves, and wish nothing but the best.
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Austin Webb
4 years
What I’m reading presently - The Violence Inside Us, by Senator Chris Murphy. An eye opening, sobering and heartbreaking examination of America’s problem with gun violence. @ChrisMurphyCT
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Austin Webb
3 years
@tucktuck6 You were so strong and brave in your World Series debut. I can’t wait to see you anchor this rotation for years to come!!!
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Austin Webb
2 years
@ElliottBlackwe3 As a cat owner - that looks like a magnet for barf.
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Austin Webb
8 years
@mlbtv as paying customer of #mlbtv , u shouldn't be showing me same LG commercial every break.Paying customers shouldnt have 2 see this crap
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Austin Webb
4 years
Joe Biden is President. Donald Trump returns to being a private citizen. From here on out, may we give 45’s crazy claims and rhetoric zero oxygen. His tyrannical bully pulpit is obsolete. May God bless our new President, and may he guide the ship with steady hand.
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Austin Webb
3 years
#BRAVES fam, I am EXCITED! We are heading BACK to Atlanta, BACK to our home field, to START a five game series. And guess what? We get three of those games on our home turf! We are in great shape, @Braves fam. Let’s do this!
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Austin Webb
3 years
THE ATLANTA BRAVES HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES
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Austin Webb
10 months
@eavoss ‘Wacky’ and ‘had a lot of fun’. Hmmmm….
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Austin Webb
11 months
@BBBaumgartner hey bud, we found my family’s brick at truist park today. They said it would be in the Bob Horner section. It was NOT. But we found yours! Happy to be a fan in spirit with you, and love the one you got for your folks too. Can’t wait to see us in the WS.
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Austin Webb
1 year
@TomZohar I still think of her…softly.
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Austin Webb
10 years
#swamppeople is trending on facebook! What what! http://t.co/XvR1L858nT
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Excited for Kamala. Still worried about ballot challenges. Cautiously optimistic.
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Austin Webb
3 years
I still like the Braves’ chances. On to game 6 and Max Fried’s chance to become a LEGEND. #GoBraves @Braves #Braves
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Austin Webb
6 years
Netanyahu: Through our vast network we have found proof Iran lied about their nuclear weapons program. And this bland PowerPoint I just slapped together is proof of it.
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Austin Webb
4 years
@theheathmcnasty TNT just greenlit you, have a dozen scripts roughed our by Friday.
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Austin Webb
2 months
Where the fuck is @MittRomney right now and why is he completely silent about the Supreme Court rewarding Trump’s coup attempt?
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Austin Webb
5 years
@realDonaldTrump Can’t help but notice all the old white men staring down in discomfort at truths they do not relish to hear. Hell, even the bust of Ben Franklin is embarrassed to be on Trump’s side of the room!
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Austin Webb
3 years
@LasVegasLocally Is there a site that tracks table game limits? Last Vegas trip the lowest craps on the strip was $25 & up (midweek! did find out later southpoint had $10). Obv gonna be that way for awhile as Vegas is back, but just looking for a resource so I don’t have to hunt.
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Austin Webb
1 month
I always liked Hogan growing up. I was into the nWo and listened to him tell kids to say prayers and take vitamins. Seeing Hogan stand up for the guy who tried to overthrow our democracy reiterates that he’s unfortunately a really bad person. And the racism doesn’t help, either.
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Boston Smalls
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One of the more disappointing things for me as I get older is realizing how many of my idols are bags of shit. Fuck hogan.
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Austin Webb
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Very disappointed in Adam Schiff for being against Biden. We have one path, & his timing has me eying him as a Petyr Baelish or Frank Underwood - conniving and unfit for my state’s Senator. Is it too late for Katie Porter? He seems to think we can swap POTUS - why not a senator?
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Austin Webb
8 years
@Cricketnation Pretty ridiculous. Anyone else on autopay feel like exploring a different carrier? #cricketwireless
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Austin Webb
3 years
Hey @DJOmarKhan , just got my second JAB!! @jankytown69
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Austin Webb
4 years
@BlooperBraves Thanks for the smiles, blooper.
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