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i'm sorry but the fact that these two are the ones left together is the funniest thing on the planet
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"he's plagiarizing jimin" my brother in christ taemin's concept has been genderless cunty performance meets catholic guilt for the past ten years
SHINee's Taemin unveils the music video teaser to ‘Sexy In The Air.’
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this was probably the stupidest idea i've had in a while, anyways surprise glowstick person reveal!
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been thinking about this one for weeks
what’s your favorite caratland screenshot from 2022
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the only allegations this man ever had were homosexuality and being a loser
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hoseok meeting up with armys who uploaded bon voyage episodes on pornhub
#HoseokGoingToJailParty
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seunghwan bringing his own banner to the finale has to be in the top 10 moments of boys planet
So now that Boys Planet is turning 1 year old, what is your biggest boys planet Roman Empire ?
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personally i think these are phenomenal ideas
_📋
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sorry for the jump scare, here's a pic of jjong looking cute to help you recover
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@XESBlAN
y'all do realize the whole gay liberation movement started by the retaliation of queer people against unfair policing of their communities at stonewall, and was led by a black trans woman
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@yoonjo_on
@Toomanykookies
yoongi said after the chainsmokers if i gotta work with one more cishet man again i'm quitting
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@woosanzonly
considering i just went "oh i wonder what group that's for!" i think you're fine
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@shinsxoh
a list:
-when nct’s mark was dressed as the tin man but got confused and told everyone he was dressed as kimbap
-when onew and key fought dressed as colonel sanders and ronald mcdonald
-when nct’s taeyong explained the lyrics to a song and accidently implied incest
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@10GENDER
namjoon’s collab with fall out boy, that was the day my former emo self and current kpop stan self peaked
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the funniest thing about this is phanbin is arguably the straightest one there and his hands are fully on seo won's ass
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i can't believe out of all my tweets jonghyun's dick scare is the one that's doing numbers, i have nothing to promote so follow me for useless kpop tweets i guess
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@vatouh
when boy groups are loud and wild on variety shows they’re funny and entertaining, when girl groups do the same they’re disrespectful and rude
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shorty in blue son or freakiest twink in the itaewon bathrooms daughter?
i just know that main chorus guy is the freakiest twink in the itaewon bathrooms like you can really just sense these things
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@kamsluvr
hanbin has an nct stan account and gyuvin has an ateez one it's a cannon event to me
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absolutely incredible
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gonna answer a few faqs:
1. harry didn't say anything directly but he did point a couple of times
2. you can order one here:
3. the lights are only on the front so from the back it's just a black sweatsuit so i didn't blind anyone behind me i promise
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i left the 1D fandom nearly 4 years ago but it breaks my heart to see that she passed, even when we grow apart we'll still be family. sending her family and all the directioners love
#RIPDirectionerLu
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the funniest thing about this is phanbin is arguably the straightest one there and his hands are fully on seo won's ass
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Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW
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the way his whole face lights up 😭
nearing the end of 2022 😮💨 qrt with your favorite clingy / cuddly seventeen moment !!
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@sweetseokryu
screen time this, line distribution that, are you not exhausted because i certainly am
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he held an entire arena hostage to talk about panera bread
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i have a detailed plan for the first one, wakeone let me do it plesse
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endorsed by taemin himself
what's that kingdom or rtk stage that make you think "bro we watch THIS for free??"
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literally being an army in 2018 we did not shut up about this
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@waveknowtion
i remember how people acted during boys planet, what's with the switch up here
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@2kimoonsuh
neocity was such a mess, johnny kept telling us the album release date then would ask us when it was and the crowd was just silent until he told us again
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@foolsgoldkaley
@shinsxoh
taeyong: “i was thinking about my sister when i wrote it”
taeyong internally: why did i say that?
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@2kimoonsuh
tbh he should know nctzens and nct have one combined brain cell and he had it then
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@pjmnfenty
the one direction hate in the comments is not it
this isn't a crazy thing though backstreet boys, nirvana, bruce springsteen, the who, jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, green day, and bob marley have also never had a number one on the hot100
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i just know ricky is the first one found on hide and seek and the mental image of him completely straight faced and alone in the log flume is incredibly funny to me
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seeing all that shit that came out with beomhan talking about how he'd have to purposefully act cringe to try and get views and therefore enough income to keep the company running makes me feel even worse for him
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@kthsavedme
tae:hyung what are you doing? we aren't even arguing
yoongi: yes we are now hold my hand
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Letters I'll Never Send: A Yoonseok AU
"𝕚 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖"
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will never not be funny
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@jinpInet
winwin looks like he’s been friends with them since elementary school but then they became bullies in high school but he was to anxious to try and make other friends so he’s with them until they graduate where he’ll never speak to them again outside of hi’s in the grocery store
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@soyeonschild
i'd like to say nct provides english subs and they got 21 members and multiple languages to deal with so bighit step it up
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really nice, they direct their anger towards yg and i like that, they were super chill and nice during kingdom
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"taeyong is intimidating" HE DID SURGERY ON HIS FISH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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some of y'all don't understand the concept of multis, people liking other groups doesn't mean they hate bts jesus christ
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@yukhelei
then you hit binder number 4 and you're like something has happened here and i don't know what it is
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bts au in which the members receive texts saying taehyung is going to die.
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i lose my mind every time i see this
what a bptwt/zerosetwt tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it even if people might not know what you're talking about
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@SleddyNYC
@XESBlAN
major social justice movements have been led by black women but yet no one learns about them in history class instead all the credit goes to white people unless it’s a movement based solely on race
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@seesawcabello
@joonroyalty
all sections were screaming it, the audio was so loud it didn’t pick up well on video 💜
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it doesn't even fit in a single photo anymore 😭
whenever ppl post their kpop collections, i think of how
@auroustaeil
’s puts every single one to shame
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kpop holiday giveaway!
giving away:
one super m album
one bts ly tear album
one bts run japanese cd
four random photocards
two folded posters
-must rt and follow
-comment with a pic of your bias and your country
-albums usa only :(
-photocards ww
ends december 21st
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by straightest one there i mean a fruit salad in the context of a produce aisle, don't get me wrong
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sehun: can you move?
rob: i'm literally robert pattinson
sehun: okay robert pattinson, can you move?
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i see why newjeans pulled out of immortal songs the would have performed one song and had to leave because of labor laws 😭
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hongjoong nickname chart:
1. shorty in blue (=)
2. twinkinator 9000 (NEW)
3. freakiest twink in the itaewon bathrooms (-1)
4. twinkle toes (-2)
"does she not know her audience is gay people" why do you think she asked the twinkinator 9000 for a verse
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@minhossugarbaby
why'd he go so hard though, everyone else was there to have fun and he was out for blood
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i think you're all forgetting about the original mother
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