@UberEats Holy crap! We were told food would be here in 20-35 minutes. Just got it. Driver had a Steak and Shake AND Five Guys in her car too. Our food is cold and your app doesn’t let us get a refund?? This is ridiculous. Never using UberEats again.

RT @Lin_Manuel: YES @TheAmandaGorman!!! -LMM

Kaya thinks @FLOTUS Dr Jill Biden is Elsa 😆@POTUS #InaugurationDay #DrJillBiden #FLOTUS

It's been a while, Medium. I've missed you.

Thanks so much for posting!

For 5 minutes I couldn't figure out why my Macbook camera was on. I opened Photo Booth and didn't realize it. Glad no one is spying on me...right now.

RT @meghanakelly: Dibs on being a slutty spotted lanternfly for Halloween

@Kyrathion @crookedxcryptid Omg it’s still alive?!?

@meredithmc These days are the worst. I feel you. I’ve been there. Big hug. ❤️

RT @3thanXP: IDK who needs to see this, but: Please start your project. Sure you might lack some resources, time might be scarce, & you ma…

"There's nothing sexier to a UX designer than a clean whiteboard." -@meghanakelly #ux

@bbrink2012 I can’t believe this.

I give in. @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy I want dogs with human hands. Cats with human faces is an abomination. #MBMBaM #catswithhumanfaces

@odannyboy Oh man I haven’t thought about it in so long. I remember a big design change that got us to jump ship back around 2014.

@Kyrathion @KeeganKayaMcGee yay friends!

Got to celebrate Kaya’s first birthday early in Ohio today! 🎂 👶 #momanddadhaikus

Featuring Uncle Turner @DTurnerMatthews

She’s still playing with the bowl and measuring spoons 🤷‍♀️ #momanddadhaikus

What a peaceful babe 💜 #momanddadhaikus