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Devotee of Data Driven Decision Making & Information | One half of @iquinta_ | Deputy President @topbloggersug | H.O.C @takeabreakug | Philippians 4:13
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Starting today, ya'll call me Don the Octopus. I predicted the
#UCLdraw
on 14th March. And they have come out as I predicted. I got all the draws right 🤗😊😂
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Hide this before Sudir Byaruhanga sees it and breaks the news "Emirates Boeing b747 crashes 3 cars in Mt. Kilimanjaro, two feared dead"
Incredible picture of an Emirates Boeing b747 taking off from schiphol Airport 😍
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Rickman should never have returned to Uganda. We had had enough shitty songs, no need to add us more misery.
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The pandemic taught us that parte after parte wasn't that a hit even. We were just desperate!
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Bobi Wine might be (for the lack of words) the shallowest candidate we have for the 2021 Presidential race. And today´s interview has exposed him, again.
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Just got home, only to be welcomed by an open door. Trust me thieves deserve to die a slow and painful death.🖕🏽I now hate people.
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Fully deserved win for
#TeamNigeria
, but I will never support them because of what Genevieve Nnaji did to Gloria in blood sisters.
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The word you're looking for is "DENSE"
The Gashumba Family is a big PROBLEEEEMUUUU😂😂😭
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Ugandan
Football
Fans during
Cranes' games Ugandan
Football
vs Fans during
Masaza Cup games
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I love 13 January, because, then I know I'm getting old each & every year. 2⃣4⃣ today...and it's all by God's grace. 🙏🏽 Excited about what the future holds for me now...Coz I'm ready! 🤗
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I'm still convinced, party after party song would have hit different, if it were Mun*G on it.
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I’m happy with the team’s perfomance today. We shall build on the positives. Back in the training camp on Tuesday. Congratulations to the UOT team.
#TBUvsUOT
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Red Pepper ''City Big Booty Socialite Bonks Her Friend's Hubby, Takes off With A Wig As A Souvenir''
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We are good...konkashi mwana we, ebyo'kweshongora oka birugaho?
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We are going to talk about my touchline skills later, but what exactly was
@genoeric1
doing here?😂😂😂
#KabiraFootballTournament
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No amount of PR will save Rickman’s enjoyment song. It’s trash.
Here to change the game? Give us something new!
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Some dollars, Sheilah. I have never trolled you, and I don't like Solomon.
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Bulindo police caning everyone without a mask on the road (I have also just been caned) but yeah, this is the way to go.
#WearAMask
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Imagine attacking someone just because you want to tell us that you're a law student at the end of it all?
The internet is using us instead of us using it. And that's the sad truth, unfortunately.
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I might look composed, but deep down I want to share that budha image so I can get some money, but then I remember my mom told me to never believe in anything but God.
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Westerners, we need to talk. Our cow has to be reinstated.
What is this surely?🤔👇😥😐
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Yoo, John Blaq's performance was much better than Burna boy's.
That Nigerian piece of shit is overrrated.
#BurnaBoyXperienceKLA
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I don't know how the weekend is treating you, but mine started in a ride with Ugandan Singer & Song Writer
@IamApass
😍😍😍. I think I now have the bragging rights for the whole of this weekend period😂😂😂😂
#UberWithApass
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Anne Kansiime might be the most boring hostess of a lively TV show I've ever watched. Yuck!!! 🤮🤮
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Talking points from today's game.
#SHUARS
-Saka shouldn't be anywhere near first 11
-Unai Emery is a gambler
-Pepe is a real fraud
-Guendouzi is for keeps
-Ozil deserves the 350k salary a week
-Manchester United is 14th
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The streets will never forget. 😭🤣
I hope he's doing fine, wherever he is, this guy.
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Let me send her a DM. If I die, I die. She will wake up to my message. She needs to know that I have a crush on her. So help me God.
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Esther will break the news, 9 months before.
I'm gonna surprise you like Juliana did. You will all send me congratulation messages for becoming a father 🤗
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The more Bobi Wine goes onto TV/Radio stations for interviews, the more he exposes his shallowness. I like what these media houses are doing to this guy. Watching him struggling to answer questions live on air makes me feel sorry for him.
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I want to ask you. Esther, WHY do you always attack men, and when they do the same to you(some of which are facts), you start throwing tantrums?
You have failed as a man if you walk into a woman's life and she doesn't gain weight or glow😂😏
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@StoolFootball
He passed through all the stages of ecstasy and agony, in a space of 46 minutes.
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One of the best to ever play ball, Sean Paul.
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*Keep this screenshot. I'm refreshing my phone so I want us to start the convo from where we stopped when I'm done re-installing the App* - This reply should help you always. 😂😊
When you screenshot a convo and accidentally send it to the same person 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾💀💀
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We are
#UgandaUnited
and it shows! Are you in? Let's all
#JoinIn
and support the boys.
#AFCON2019
#UGAZIM
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"Support your friend's hustles" they said. We are at
#RolexBooth
from where our today's meal was served. Gracias
@booth_rolex
/
@RonahAsiimwe1
Up next:
#TheDomeIsCaribbean
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Others call 911, but you my friend deserve to call 0774781213.
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As part of his awareness plan, the face of
#MTNDabolo
Don data aka Dismas has met Suubi at University Hall, Makerere University. Suubi will receive a data package plan for six months. Thanks to the loving father that's
@mtnug
.
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I've followed football long enough to know that Manchester United and Arsenal are the most famous clubs in the world.
Ahead of tonight's action, I have two Jerseys to give out.(one for each team)
How to win?
Reply with your predictions and stand a chance to WIN.
#MUNARS
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When you open your end of term report envelope and you don't find the bank slip for next term attached.
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When she said "My clit is always ignored like it wasn't the Almighty God who designed it. Why don't you stop sexualizing boobs and start sexualizing the clit, would you boys be able to find it? " I felt that shit.💧💦
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In 2020, we are signing non-disclosure agreements [:] , first, before we touch each other's private parts. 📝📌
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Battery= 19%
Friday= 5
Date=1
Month=12
Time= 7:18
Network = 4G
When Added altogether = 0774781213. Quick math.
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When Rihanna said that "We found love in a hopeless place" I absolutely had no idea that she meant Arsenal.
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Pairing with this safe boda guy and when my name showed up.
Him: Atungisa?
Me: Yes
Him: "obwire ori n'omunyankore? Hati aha bwakyi oriyo no'ngambisa oluganda kunshasha enshaya?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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How will I explain to my kids that Manchester United's Ole kept players against Arsenal so he could concentrate on
#FACup
only to be eliminated by a Spanish Celta Vigo with a yellow jersey ?
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You know the night is going to be lit, when
@Irenentale
pulls out a guitar. 😇😇
#ClubBeatzAtHome
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Also, yeah, bars need to open. This Karole Kasita's Balance song won't dance itself!
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oh man, what a show, what a night! The teams burnt candles on both ends to make July 16 happen, and it sure did! proud. ❤️
#domelifedopelife
#clubdome
🔥💪🏾🥳
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I support Arsenal because of this man. Had it not been for him, I probably would be a happy cricket fan without worries & heartbreaks season in, season out. But look at me now...
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This week's Gaga bundles are the ones to go for...a whole 5GB at UGX 6,000 only - Dope offer!
I will be buying data for 5 lucky tweeps. Mechanic is simple, retweet and winners will be selected, randomly. Good luck!
#GagaWithMTN
#MTNInternet
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That team we’re playing against on Sunday. They’re not ready for what’s going to hit them.😂🤣
#TBUvsUOT
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I'm spoilt for a choice. Which one should I put on for today? Arsenal jersey because we are winning the Europa League.😋 or Brazil jersey just incase...😉
#COYG
#EuropaLeagueFinal
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On top of predicting the Quarter Finals, ladies and Gentlemen, here is another one I predicted on April 19th about the
#UCL
finals. 😂
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fuel at 5500 and you're connecting bluetooth? to play music? my guy, sit tight and let's all observe silence till we arrive.
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Another Public holiday?
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I would take ten steps to confirm it's true and ain't a dream.
Step one: 0
Step two: 7
Step three: 7
Step four: 4
Step five: 7
Step six: 8
Step seven: 1
Step eight: 2
Step nine: 1
Step ten: 3
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I didn't say that, Canary.
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Give all your suits’ money to the guys
@Alpha_code18
. Good prices, great service, and as you can see — I looked smart. ⚡️
📸:
@baronedgar8
🔌:
@wyclif_henry18
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It's all fun and games, until they show Zebras.
Anyway there are more important things to watch.
Nat Geo wild is where we are. To hell with Supersport.
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Guys, stop playing with people's credibility. Some people give it all they have to be where they are, and trying to flush down their integrity is so below the belt. Let's learn to respect each other!!!
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Praise was asking if there is summer in Uganda (a question not banter) you would realize that even in her second reply of "You look great"- she was appreciating after being corrected that actually summer is in Canada, where she studies from.
Praise's quote, not a troll for me.
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Ori omushema.
Tweeting in your local language is a practice of Tribalism.
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Not the biggest news my mom would like to hear, but I just won free alcohol supply for the whole year from
@NileSpecial
😂😂😂😂
#Africa5s
#NSFootball
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Don't leave before checking out Memory Bar.
Fam, Tell me something about Western Uganda 🇺🇬, in particular Mbarara.
#UOTNightWesternUg
#UOTDrive
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Lol, you have lost it. Don't attack someone's family. Attack him as an individual if you still can or if that is hard for a challenge, take your L in peace.
You making noise yet your kid is there shirtless , perhaps it’s time for that floral
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Successfully opened up a fixed bank account for project Mbappe. Next up, to look for the mother.
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I think it's fair for us [Influencers] to turn down a gig whose main objective is to TREND - Knowing daily changes in the digital world, you can't guarantee a trend. Set your objectives in direction of impressions, among other things, a trend should be a 3rd or 4th option, maybe.
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You really have to be out of your mind to vote Bobi Wine as your President. I mean, almost two hours on the show
#NTVOnTheSpot
, and he can't deliver a single point.
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As far as responsibilities are on the cards, they don’t come any better than this!
It was an honor and pleasure for me to be trusted by the family of Mr.
@oworugambo
and Mrs.
@KakyeAnn
as “The Godfather” of their son Mason Mutabazi.
God’s grace, the future is bright, Mason. 🙏🏾
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It's so funny how y'all think Ugaman's opinion doesn't matter, but yours does. Very funny wankers.
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2018 had been a good year for me until today at 3:10pm. I received consecutive phone calls and they surely didn't carry any good news. It wasn't supposed to be today God.
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As people of Bulindo, we appreciate, thank you for representing the area code. 👏💯
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Fellow banyankore, if you remember this part and can sing along without biting your tongue. Can we get married already? We are old, no excuse.😂
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Sheebah might be in the spotlight at the moment, but she should never disrespect Cindy. Cindy has been and/is without a doubt the goddess and top level artiste in the female music industry.
#TheKingHerSelf
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It's maize porridge without sugar for Omah Lay and Tems this morning.
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You and Shawn have another baby? 👀😳
If your current girlfriend gave birth today, would you take that child for a DNA test or you’d be sure it’s yours? 😌
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Never met a boda guy that has sense, especially when it comes to making a decision of where and where not to pass...
Life riskers, these guys...Aaaaahhh!
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