The year is 2025. I’m married and have a toddler now. I live in a bigger city working at a cool office job. My boss, Maria, emails me during the day to ask if I would like to join her and some other staff members for frozen yogurt on lunch. I reply, “Dear Maria, count me in.”

RT @40_on_E: I’d rather die than let this video be forgotten

RT @netflix: Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

Our local Halloween store has the Bart Harley Jarvis costume from I Think You Should Leave

My memory so bad, one day I’m gonna be famous and have a Nardwaur interview and just be like “what the fuck are you talking about man?”

RT @SaeedDiCaprio: wait macklemore actually cooked with this

@lolwithtaytay Brooklyn bowl

@hellishventure It was wild and surreal. Glad I got to experience it cause he’s getting up there

RT @halflawless: Somebody come get their mans 😭😭😭

@YunoMiles2 on @jimmyfallon 🫡

LFG

@HalogensNJ @thewonderyears @katyperry I’ve always thought the same thing with devil in my bloodstream and payphone by Maroon 5. Like singing “if happy ever after” right on the chorus of it

At office depot making flyers and such great heights just came on. Sick

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles

Can we get direct audio and not room audio? @KILLTONY

@BlakeMalone14 See that’s how much I didn’t care about it lol

@Jaycubalan You’re one of the sickest things of all time