man i don't give a shit about horses [1 drink later] you ever just catch yourself thinking about the clean ambling gait of an andalusian gelding

telling the boys down at tortured poets about unionization and then getting my face beat in by a couple of swiftcorp goons

RT @mariokartdwi: Nothing more demeaning than holding your calc app open when your coworker approaches and it says some low ass number like…

RT @poisonjr: who's her friend? 🥵

@et____al

@googleymoogley

fuck

@anguishreid steph told me about this tweet so i had to come like it

RT @crazyiIIusions:

@kingsgate_mall_ @d_esiree_______ lol this rocks

RT @janusfilms: Word.

@suntzufuntzu “may” is so troubling

word

@blood_orphan losing my mind at how valid you're being right now

@blood_orphan iconic

wow... speechless