Upgraded my phone, got locked out of my old account. Really should have used this opportunity to quit xwitter, but here I am.

@Hal_RTFLC Tomorrow he’ll probably come out in favor of a half cent coin

@justjoshingya77 @capitalweather 100%. We need something to distract us from these damned e*gles celebration videos

@silentraven666 Congrats on the eagles win. I know that feels amazing! Hope my guys (Washington) can make it more competitive next year and get a taste ourselves.

@BootleggedChad For science: Excitement = Mammary x Cup^2

@HogfarmerChris The TV’s not gonna yell “fuck Philly” at itself

@AwaddRadio @910TheFan Every time I see a photo of you I think you’re Liam Cohen. You need to nab an interview with him 🤣

@FrenettMarco @BarredinDC Plus, “reiterate again” is redundant.

@silentraven666 Any thoughts on why an air ambulance would be transferring a patient from Philly to Springfield-Branson? Philly obviously has world class hospitals.

@trumwill May have meant queue. He was, after all, second in line :)

@Shadowonyoutub1 @4_frenz @BNODesk You may get some snippets in the prelim report in 30 days — but, yes, full transcript won’t be until final report 1+ years out

@shawnmilrad Will there be Sharpies for the flight paths?

@trumwill That first sentence is going to get you some #nfl engagement

@trumwill What would giving in even look like? Did anyone seriously think they would appoint a socialist CEO or something?

@justjoshingya77 That was pretty close to what you wished for :)

@Go__Bills @ProFootballTalk A successful tenor? I didn’t even know he could sing.

@crossnoe7 @ProFootballTalk It’s clearly only listing teams with more than a year of drought. Commanders, eagles, lions and 9ers not on the list since they played last year or this year. (Hope the lions enjoy watching this one. #RaiseHail )

@omibaloney I’ll just use this opportunity to come clean that I used to pronounce biopic as “bi-oppic” until I was wayyyyy to old to admit.

RT @capitalweather: ....HAIL WATCH IN EFFECT... * WHAT...Hail. * WHERE...Everywhere #Commanders fans are found. * WHEN...3 p.m. onward.…

@wmata @SEPTAPHILLY @SEPTA @SEPTA_SOCIAL @Commanders @NFL @wmataGM Hey wmata I think you got your proposed wager backwards. (Or you’re trying to trap them into a “why would I drink the poison in front of you” situation?)

@JoeBforMayor @ProFootballTalk 100%. Someone needs to get that guy a dictionary. Unique is as far from normal as possible.