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(she/her) 25 I LOVE CRITTERS AND BUTCHES AND FIBRE ARTS ♿️
wasting ⏰ in a fast food line
Joined December 2017
i can smell 2003 like it’s right in front of me.
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yesterday at work i had a lady tell me i looked really pretty and i said “thank you!!! so do you!!” and she scoffed and said “… i’m 91” and i said “yes and you’re beautiful!” and she blushed and said “thank you. you know we don’t get compliments enough. every day i just look in.
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the other night i told my partner i was scared and they asked why and i said because what if something is happening. they said where. i said. anywhere.
ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.
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and if you think a song written by a lesbian about comphet is a bisexual anthem… well…
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the mirror and try to tell myself to smile and i’ll be ok” and i told her she had a lovely smile. she made my day and i hope i see her again soon 🥺.
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also it’s important to note yesterday really sucked for me and i was not feeling great in the outfit i was wearing or how i looked. so i really needed to hear that then too!!!!!!!.
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@swiftfairy_13 my dads wedding was in july and was black tie formal— this is what i wore. i saw you confirmed w the bride but wanted to share and say a lot of summer (esp if outdoor) weddings are slightly more lax w black tie!
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apple suffers with always looking like she’s just been electrocuted
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they would love the rise and fall of a midwest princess
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i’m sobbing my partner and my dad accidentally wore the same sweater to christmas and then got the same drink 😭😭😭
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are bisexuals happy to be waking up next to him in the middle of the night with their head in their hands, realizing they are nothing more than his wife??????????????.
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Ever dreamt of having your birth chart on a piece of art? While now you can! Introducing my new crystal boxes, designed with your personal birth chart hand burned into the top, and paired with 4-5 custom picked crystals recommended for your specific chart! DM me for more info! 💕
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.@taylorswift13 you are spineless and an embarrassment to the communities you thought you were at one point choosing to represent. you’ve made it clear you are NOT an ally in any way and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
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do sagitarrians finish ANYTHING????? you guys start songs and movies and tv shows and videos and then just abandon them halfway through and that’s FINE?!?!?!?!????.
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queer ppl will see this and be like YASSSSS GAGA and then in the same breath say chappell was entitled for setting boundaries
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im just gonna say it. some of y’all act like you didn’t start out on cafe astrology and spend weeks analyzing your table chart and it shows because you act elitist every time someone breathes the words cafe astrology.
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@maybesivan @moonlightcammy other than bc there’s a possibility of him trying to set someone up, i can also see it being an issue of safety as it wouldn’t be safe for someone who wasn’t law enforcement etc to attempt a confrontation.
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my (virgo) crystal lady was telling me about how one time she got in an elevator and saw a lady with long black hair and she said “so. are you a scorpio?” and the lady looked at her and went “no. I’m a Capricorn and you’re a Virgo.” and walked off KAFBJSJDJD.
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somebody sedate me.
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just a lil reminder i have tons of custom birth chart art on my site for a variety of different prices 🥺
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i just walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend preaching about consent on xbox live.
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update: we’re going on a date.
update: SHE TEXTED ME.
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aquarian’s can be annoying as hell. y’all know you don’t always have to have a witty/sarcastic remark, right???????.
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@Deankado it’s insane that you think the possibility of an old lady giving and receiving a compliment is that unlikely.lmfao.
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see bowen yang doesn’t know what its like to deal with being harassed in public by “fans” because he has none.
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it is a little bit crazy that a lot of u don’t want chappell roan, whose music is laced so heavily with synth, to work w jack because you hate how he… adds synth to everything?.
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literally what would any of these people be thinking.
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i’m sorry but a lot more of you should be more uncomfortable with the idea of someone screaming crying throwing up over people thinking they might be queer. WHY would you want to support someone who gets upset over people thinking they’re queer 💀💀💀.
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@PNegative_YT @romanmaira__ @aisuchuuu Grocery stores are necessary though. Where else are people supposed to get the food they’re purchasing? I do support using apps like instacart, etc. for groceries if you can, though. But regardless, grocery stores are a necessity and restaurants are not.
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they weren’t dry humping but ya know what. i’d support them if they were.
twitter is the funniest place cause u can be like “i think dry humping in a theatre lineup is tasteless and gross” n people will reply “so you think lesbians have to be sexless puritans?” like no thats a whole new sentence.
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i think a lot of u are misunderstanding. i’m just wondering why it would be a bisexual “anthem” when the only mentions of bisexuality are sad.
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being a starbucks barista means i can read you by your starbucks order. i know the type of person you are and i see through you.
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These boxes are loaded with a variety of crystals and herbs, and also include programmed and basic tealights and candles!! This kit is perfect to start growing your collection and advancing your craft 🖤 Now available on my site 🖤
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this three of swords heart shaped tote bag is available now in my shop!
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Use spirituality to heal from traumas, not justify them.
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at work our cash drawers are labeled “top” and “bottom” and yesterday my supervisor asked me if i’m top or bottom and i just stared at her trying to figure out why my 40 year old supervisor cared if i was a top or a bottom.
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but change your bong water.
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ITS HERE 🤍✨ I created a full 78 card Taylor Swift inspired Tarot deck. And it’s available now on my website 🤍✨
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hereditary. that movie has something dark attached to it for sure lol.
Name a movie you found so disturbing, that you never want to watch it again?.
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Custom Natal Chart Wall Hangings now available! DM me for more info! 🌻🖤
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A coworker of mine just had a baby and she brought it in to the store for the first time since she went on leave. The first thing I asked her was “how do you feel?” She looked shocked that I asked about her and not the baby. PLEASE CHECK IN ON MOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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someone tell me why my cancer sun boyfriend just sent me this text
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alright i’m putting my barista skills to use. reply to this with your starbucks order and i will tell you what kind of person you are. yes starbucks baristas possess this power.
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Air sign culture is knowing you’re funnier than everyone else. Earth sign culture is pretending you are.
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the best way i can explain a cancer moon x aqua moon relationship is my boyfriend getting upset with me because i, “care more about cats than huge global issues that impact our future”.
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if you have a calico cat please show me and tell me what you call them. i’m so obsessed with them.
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my natal chart: .sun: gay.moon: gay.mercury: gay.venus: gay.mars: gay.
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[to the tune of Avril Lavigne’s Sk8er Boi] he was a cancer sun, she said see ya later boy, he was too emotional for her. she had a pretty face but he was manipulative, he wasn’t good enough 4 her. now he’s in her bed, giving her tHE BEST head. just to abandon herrrrrrrrrrr.
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i’ll never understand how one of taylor swifts first most popular songs was literally about how people are so mean and so hurtful and yet a large part of her fan base are some of the most hurtful, alone in life, and MEAN people i’ve ever come across.
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too bad anti-vaxxers are literally killing children by spreading illnesses and climate change deniers are hurting the environment by denying something that is killing our planet. who am i hurting by believing in astrology? your fragile ego??????.
people think im bein mean but i rly think if u believe in astrology u dont really got a right to criticize anti-vaxxers or climate change deniers cuz u out here contributing to the same anti-science environment that feeds them. i said what i said bitch.
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people who put a space before their punctuation like “this !” may i ask why.
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and the fb comments, “you two never age! lookin good Tammy! 😘”.
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cancer men really be out here like “not looking for anything serious! just someone to relay all of my emotional damage onto who will listen to me cry every day and give me a lot of attention but nothing serious please i have mommy issues”.
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my entire twitter today is mp and i am rting everything bc i MADE THAT!!!!!!!!! OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!! and i’m so excited for her!!!!!!!!!!.
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my dads aqua sun/leo moon gf just said she “wishes we didn’t have to eat because it gets in the way of important things” and my taurus moon dad responded with “important things get in the way of eating”.
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guys LOOK at this adorable shower curtain i got for my man and i’s new place!!!! ✨🌙
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rainbow capitalism in june was replaced with barbie capitalism in july (and both work on me)
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my (cancer moon) lock screen is a pic of my boyfriend and my boyfriends (aqua moon) is a pic of a fucking lawn mower.
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A Taurus will show their love through asking you to do things over 1000x and getting you to correct every single mistake when in reality they’re just constantly pushing you to be the best version of yourself.
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people often ask me why i named my cat egg, to which my response is:
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y’all are lame as fuck for making fun of somebody for being passionate about their interests. straight up fuck you.
I’m going to cringe to death.
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update: SHE TEXTED ME.
update: i wrote my number on her cup.
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its a friday night. your local virgo is sitting in bed drinking a glass (an entire bottle) of wine. they have 10000 unread emails. 6 missed calls. their best friend has been texting them about the plans they had all night. they wont answer until next week.
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hello has anyone else been having crazy detailed dreams during pisces season?.
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i’m just gonna say it. this cancer season has sucked balls.
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Here is another reason why you should keep your “you’re in your 20’s and only order chicken fingers????? grow up” comments to yourself. Credit to Shannon (@barry_happy) as this was taken from her instagram.
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@francaanguyen @PNegative_YT @romanmaira__ @aisuchuuu There are plenty of premade/ready to eat meals at the grocery store. And as the original tweet suggests, order in.
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there is NOTHING more capricorn than just taking that one little second to say “yeah i’m better than you” and it hurts even more that she’s a VIRGO SJFJSJSS.
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HELLO IF YOU SEE THIS CAN YOU INTERACT WITH IT???????????????????????? PLEASE??????.
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people trying to come for me for this is sending me like omg why would a 40 year old play a teenager.
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Air signs have something SO special about them that nobody could ever put a label on.
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I love not being ugly.
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am i just a lesbian or is this man so boring.
This man is rare as a comet, comparable to aurora borealis, he feels like home, gorgeous, a magnetic force of a man, loves her like she’s brand new, her lover, her one and only her lifeline, she’d die for him, give him a child?? He’s lit from within acts like such a man so
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