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@astromoondust
baby snot rat
4 months
i can smell 2003 like it’s right in front of me
@piinkimi_
ʚ kimi ɞ
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strawberry shortcake throughout the years
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yesterday at work i had a lady tell me i looked really pretty and i said “thank you!!! so do you!!” and she scoffed and said “… i’m 91” and i said “yes and you’re beautiful!” and she blushed and said “thank you. you know we don’t get compliments enough. every day i just look in
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@astromoondust
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and if you think a song written by a lesbian about comphet is a bisexual anthem… well…
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the mirror and try to tell myself to smile and i’ll be ok” and i told her she had a lovely smile. she made my day and i hope i see her again soon 🥺
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also it’s important to note yesterday really sucked for me and i was not feeling great in the outfit i was wearing or how i looked. so i really needed to hear that then too!!!!!!!
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@swiftfairy_13 my dads wedding was in july and was black tie formal— this is what i wore. i saw you confirmed w the bride but wanted to share and say a lot of summer (esp if outdoor) weddings are slightly more lax w black tie!
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they would love the rise and fall of a midwest princess
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this barista just called me a dyke
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are bisexuals happy to be waking up next to him in the middle of the night with their head in their hands, realizing they are nothing more than his wife??????????????
YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS not only am I finally stanning… but stanning a bisexual anthem at that… what kinda witchcraft
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Ever dreamt of having your birth chart on a piece of art? While now you can! Introducing my new crystal boxes, designed with your personal birth chart hand burned into the top, and paired with 4-5 custom picked crystals recommended for your specific chart! DM me for more info! 💕
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@astromoondust
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do sagitarrians finish ANYTHING????? you guys start songs and movies and tv shows and videos and then just abandon them halfway through and that’s FINE?!?!?!?!????
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im just gonna say it. some of y’all act like you didn’t start out on cafe astrology and spend weeks analyzing your table chart and it shows because you act elitist every time someone breathes the words cafe astrology.
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@maybesivan @moonlightcammy other than bc there’s a possibility of him trying to set someone up, i can also see it being an issue of safety as it wouldn’t be safe for someone who wasn’t law enforcement etc to attempt a confrontation
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sardine mode
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my (virgo) crystal lady was telling me about how one time she got in an elevator and saw a lady with long black hair and she said “so.. are you a scorpio?” and the lady looked at her and went “no. I’m a Capricorn and you’re a Virgo.” and walked off KAFBJSJDJD
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@astromoondust
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@jamflowoman i make custom birth chart art 🥺
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@astromoondust
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somebody sedate me
@GreysAnatomyHD
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Cristina Yang once said...
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just a lil reminder i have tons of custom birth chart art on my site for a variety of different prices 🥺
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i just walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend preaching about consent on xbox live
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update: we’re going on a date
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5 years
update: SHE TEXTED ME
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aquarian’s can be annoying as hell. y’all know you don’t always have to have a witty/sarcastic remark, right???????
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4 months
@Deankado it’s insane that you think the possibility of an old lady giving and receiving a compliment is that unlikely lmfao
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it is a little bit crazy that a lot of u don’t want chappell roan, whose music is laced so heavily with synth, to work w jack because you hate how he… adds synth to everything?
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5 years
i don’t know what cat needs to hear this but stop
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3 years
BTW i made taylor swift themed tarot cards ❤️
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i’m sorry but a lot more of you should be more uncomfortable with the idea of someone screaming crying throwing up over people thinking they might be queer. WHY would you want to support someone who gets upset over people thinking they’re queer 💀💀💀
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4 years
@jeremy_maclure @daisydadon why do i still not get it
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@PNegative_YT @romanmaira__ @aisuchuuu Grocery stores are necessary though. Where else are people supposed to get the food they’re purchasing? I do support using apps like instacart, etc. for groceries if you can, though. But regardless, grocery stores are a necessity and restaurants are not.
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also wtf is the current one??? no way that’s real…
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i think a lot of u are misunderstanding. i’m just wondering why it would be a bisexual “anthem” when the only mentions of bisexuality are sad
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being a starbucks barista means i can read you by your starbucks order. i know the type of person you are and i see through you
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baby snot rat
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These boxes are loaded with a variety of crystals and herbs, and also include programmed and basic tealights and candles!! This kit is perfect to start growing your collection and advancing your craft 🖤 Now available on my site 🖤
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baby snot rat
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this three of swords heart shaped tote bag is available now in my shop!
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Use spirituality to heal from traumas, not justify them.
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baby snot rat
5 years
so i painted starry night on a ukulele ✨
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@hankgreen thank u hank for the alt text ❤️
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6 years
at work our cash drawers are labeled “top” and “bottom” and yesterday my supervisor asked me if i’m top or bottom and i just stared at her trying to figure out why my 40 year old supervisor cared if i was a top or a bottom
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5 years
i don’t know who needs to hear this but change your bong water
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ITS HERE 🤍✨ I created a full 78 card Taylor Swift inspired Tarot deck. And it’s available now on my website 🤍✨
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hereditary. that movie has something dark attached to it for sure lol
@missschico
CHICO REDD.
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Name a movie you found so disturbing, that you never want to watch it again?
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Custom Natal Chart Wall Hangings now available! DM me for more info! 🌻🖤
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A coworker of mine just had a baby and she brought it in to the store for the first time since she went on leave. The first thing I asked her was “how do you feel?” She looked shocked that I asked about her and not the baby. PLEASE CHECK IN ON MOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@nonequitymess she herself has said she’s a lesbian
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Air sign culture is knowing you’re funnier than everyone else. Earth sign culture is pretending you are.
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6 years
someone tell me why my cancer sun boyfriend just sent me this text
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alright i’m putting my barista skills to use. reply to this with your starbucks order and i will tell you what kind of person you are. yes starbucks baristas possess this power.
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if you have a calico cat please show me and tell me what you call them. i’m so obsessed with them
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the best way i can explain a cancer moon x aqua moon relationship is my boyfriend getting upset with me because i, “care more about cats than huge global issues that impact our future”
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my natal chart: sun: gay moon: gay mercury: gay venus: gay mars: gay
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Happy Blood Moon ✨🌙
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[to the tune of Avril Lavigne’s Sk8er Boi] he was a cancer sun, she said see ya later boy, he was too emotional for her. she had a pretty face but he was manipulative, he wasn’t good enough 4 her. now he’s in her bed, giving her tHE BEST head. just to abandon herrrrrrrrrrr
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@witchashtyn egg is a virgo sun gemini moon :)
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too bad anti-vaxxers are literally killing children by spreading illnesses and climate change deniers are hurting the environment by denying something that is killing our planet. who am i hurting by believing in astrology? your fragile ego??????
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people think im bein mean but i rly think if u believe in astrology u dont really got a right to criticize anti-vaxxers or climate change deniers cuz u out here contributing to the same anti-science environment that feeds them. i said what i said bitch
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i love michael’s
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and the fb comments, “you two never age! lookin good Tammy! 😘”
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people who put a space before their punctuation like “this !” may i ask why.
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cancer men really be out here like “not looking for anything serious! just someone to relay all of my emotional damage onto who will listen to me cry every day and give me a lot of attention but nothing serious please i have mommy issues”
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my entire twitter today is mp and i am rting everything bc i MADE THAT!!!!!!!!! OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!! and i’m so excited for her!!!!!!!!!!
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moana is a sagittarius. u can’t change my mind.
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my dads aqua sun/leo moon gf just said she “wishes we didn’t have to eat because it gets in the way of important things” and my taurus moon dad responded with “important things get in the way of eating”
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guys LOOK at this adorable shower curtain i got for my man and i’s new place!!!! ✨🌙
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rainbow capitalism in june was replaced with barbie capitalism in july (and both work on me)
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@reputationisgay i love you so much uwu and it’s just who can stay repeated 300 times
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my (cancer moon) lock screen is a pic of my boyfriend and my boyfriends (aqua moon) is a pic of a fucking lawn mower
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people often ask me why i named my cat egg, to which my response is:
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A Taurus will show their love through asking you to do things over 1000x and getting you to correct every single mistake when in reality they’re just constantly pushing you to be the best version of yourself.
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4 years
what colour is scorpio to you?
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5 years
y’all are lame as fuck for making fun of somebody for being passionate about their interests. straight up fuck you
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Ian Miles Cheong
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I’m going to cringe to death.
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eggs new tag :)
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6 years
my friend calls my Sage bundle my “Witch Blunt”
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update: SHE TEXTED ME
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update: i wrote my number on her cup
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bitch can you just pay attention to driving
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its a friday night. your local virgo is sitting in bed drinking a glass (an entire bottle) of wine. they have 10000 unread emails. 6 missed calls. their best friend has been texting them about the plans they had all night. they wont answer until next week.
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hello has anyone else been having crazy detailed dreams during pisces season?
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i’m just gonna say it... this cancer season has sucked balls
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sext:
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@francaanguyen @PNegative_YT @romanmaira__ @aisuchuuu There are plenty of premade/ready to eat meals at the grocery store. And as the original tweet suggests, order in.
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Here is another reason why you should keep your “you’re in your 20’s and only order chicken fingers????? grow up” comments to yourself. Credit to Shannon ( @barry_happy ) as this was taken from her instagram.
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the best signs to fall in love with 1. cancer
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there is NOTHING more capricorn than just taking that one little second to say “yeah i’m better than you” and it hurts even more that she’s a VIRGO SJFJSJSS
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want to go on a date and stare at the moon
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HELLO IF YOU SEE THIS CAN YOU INTERACT WITH IT???????????????????????? PLEASE??????
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1 year
am i just a lesbian or is this man so boring
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5 years
I love not being ugly
@KaitMarieox
Kaitlin Bennett
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I love not living in Mexico
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Air signs have something SO special about them that nobody could ever put a label on.
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6 years
the sharks are cancer men
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jellyfish at the aquarium
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my boyfriend and i were bickering and he went out to cool down for a bit and he did THE WORST thing to upset my taurus sun. this bitch came home with food. but none for me.
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my living room is finally starting to come together
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6 years
my cancer sun bf just told me that the idea of me taking his last name turns him on
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astrology twitter when they hear the word cusp:
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@marvelokiss @solelunastro JFHDH why are you so upset
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6 years
texts like these <3
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omg i got all 5 of them in one pic
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@abrightvoid no!!! she used to identify that way but has since come out as a lesbian!
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everyone keeps talking about watching eclipse on monday?????? i didn’t know we still fucked with the twilight franchise like that
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