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#taekookau
where soulmates can see whatever the other draws on their own skin.
Kim Taehyung is a critically acclaimed artist, renowned for having “revolutionized” the world of contemporary art.
And every day, he simps over his soulmate’s chicken scratch doodles on his arm.
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JK: Taehyung-hyung got this for me
TH: To the Jungkook who likes music that I love, first of all, with that tremendous talent, that he doesn’t use it elsewhere but for BTS, I’m so grateful. I think it’s thanks to you that our group was able to come this far/do this well.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is a CEO infamous for his strict, no-nonsense professionalism.
When Jungkook shows up at his office - still in his paint-stained clothes, smelling strongly of acrylics and charcoal on his fingertips - Taehyung’s secretary stares.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung’s a chart-topping artist whose photocards are in extremely high demand, and Jungkook is his actor boyfriend.
Those two things are definitely, inextricably, related.
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cw / mentions of violence
#taekookau
where Taehyung’s the most feared mobster in all the city who runs a criminal empire - and there’s only one thing a terrifying man like Taehyung fears.
His husband, doctor Jeon Jungkook.
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TH, cont: You are, no matter what anyone says, the best of all the best, in my opinion. I hope from now on, as Jeon Jungkook, I hope you are able to show cool music and cool stages/performances. Good work.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook decides to tease his husband with the “calling my husband my friend” prank.
Taehyung is not. Amused.
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#taekookau
where they’ve happily been in a relationship for two years; or so Jungkook had thought.
Until he overhears a conversation between Taehyung and his ex:
“Do you ever miss the way we used to be?” Bogum asks.
Taehyung hums. “Sometimes.”
Jungkook’s heart stills.
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#taekookau
where they haven’t spoken in a week, their worst fight yet.
So Taehyung, well known CEO, has no choice but to show up at Jungkook’s college art class.
“Will you paint me like one of your French girls?” Comes the soft, low voice. Jungkook looks up and gapes.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is hired as a private nanny, unaware the single father is none other than Kim Taehyung, Seoul’s most feared crime boss - and leaves him sassy notes each day.
Until one day Taehyung comes home to: “Where were you? I told you of the kids’ recital today!”
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#taekookau
where professor Kim Taehyung is the infamously feared econ professor, known as “the demon” for his incredibly difficult courses and demanding assignments.
Idol Jeon Jungkook is his utterly smitten boyfriend, who can’t help dropping in to see his “hot bf” lecture.
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#taekookau
where they’ve been married for 4 years, and Taehyung is in wedded bliss. Until Jungkook tears up their guest room in a “home renovation” project, and…doesn’t stop.
Jungkook thinks he’s being romantic. Taehyung thinks Jungkook is bored with their marriage. Whoops.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung’s a successful but lonely CEO, who’s just broken up with the latest person who’d only wanted him for his money.
Jungkook, slightly tipsy and very broke college student, finds him at the bar. Buys him a drink.
Wakes up to find his tuition paid off.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung’s a bestselling author who dresses like a homeless person, and Jungkook spends the first months of their relationship thinking TH is destitute. When TH brings him home for the first time, JK panics, thinking they’re breaking into someone else’s mansion.
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#taekookau
where tiger hybrid Taehyung used to loathe and distrust humans - until he met Jungkook, the only person whose collar he’d willingly wear.
When he wakes up one morning to find it gone, he panics; thinks it means that Jungkook is letting him go.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung decides to break things off with his fwb, because he fell too deep and he can’t only be friends with benefits with Jungkook when he’s half in love with him.
And Jungkook…had thought they were boyfriends.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is the nation’s rock icon, known for his wild antics on and off the stage, an unrepentant rockstar to the core. Imagine everyone’s surprise, when one day he announces he’s married.
And then features on Mr. House Husband, a show on celebrity husbands.
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#taekookau
where no one believes it when Jungkook - top of his class and campus sweetheart - claims to have a boyfriend.
Until Kim Taehyung, (in)famous music major and campus heartthrob (“bad boy”), swoops in to kiss Jungkook, pulling him half out of his seat at the cafe.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is ready to propose to his boyfriend.
That’s also right around when he sees said boyfriend, get on one knee to propose.
To another man.
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#taekookau
where they’re in a long distance relationship.
While FaceTiming, Taehyung begins to run around introducing Jungkook to every single person he knows, waxing poetic about his virtues.
“Taehyung,” Jungkook mutters, flushing. “Stop-“
(He will not be stopped.)
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#taekookau
where Taehyung and V are twins in the same boyband, who switch places as a prank.
Absolutely no one can tell, until Jungkook strolls in, and immediately laughs: “Why’re you wearing V’s clothes, Tae?”
(It’s not his fault he’s this deeply in love with Tae, alright?)
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#taekookau
where, on your 20th birthday, a piece of your soulmate’s soul comes to you in the form of an animal.
On Jungkook’s 20th, he’s greeted with…a hellhound.
(That’s what tends to happen, when your soulmate is a prince of hell.)
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is SNU’s most celebrated frat star; who, as everyone knows, hooks up with a new conquest every night.
Little do they know: it isn’t a new conquest every night, but the same person each time - Jungkook, his darling high school sweetheart.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is Spider-Man, and Taehyung’s the boyfriend he just broke up with to keep him safe - Jungkook loves him; he can’t risk Taehyung getting hurt.
So /of course/ Taehyung responds by immediately pitching himself into danger, to force Jungkook to save him.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook’s been in love with Taehyung since they were children, but Taehyung’s only ever seen him as a kid.
So Jungkook desperately tries to change himself - works out, gets tattoos, gives up video games - to try to show Taehyung he can be the man he deserves.
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#taekookau
where singer Jungkook knows just how much his fans celebrate not just his voice, but his physique, too.
And then he finds out that Taehyung - the label CEO, and his boyfriend - had had Jungkook’s shapely derrière insured. For $20 Million.
Jungkook is not amused.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is about to graduate college, and Taehyung is his celebrity boyfriend.
And Taehyung has the habit of pulling unfortunate pranks at the most inopportune moments.
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#taekookau
where, five months after they broke up, Taehyung finds an old box of Jungkook's things while cleaning out the closet. He means to throw it away, but finds an envelope scrawled in Jungkook's handwriting: "to the one who loves him next."
He opens the letter.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook keeps introducing Taehyung as his “ex-boyfriend.”
“Stop,” Taehyung scowls. Jungkook giggles.
“He’s my ex-boyfriend,” Jungkook says with a shit-eating grin. Jungkook’s friend blinks at them.
“I’m your /husband/,” Taehyung says through grit teeth.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung broke up with Jungkook because Jungkook "deserved better" - then proceeds to become the "better" that Jungkook deserves:
"You broke up with me," Jungkook reminds. "Said I deserved better—"
"You do," Taehyung says. "And I’m going to be that for you."
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is a wildchild rockstar, whose (in)famous reputation for reckless partying precedes him.
Little do people know, his weekends aren’t spent at clubs or raves as everyone believes, but rather:
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#taekookau
where Jungkook has the tendency to remember - and celebrate - the most inane, seemingly trivial markers of their relationship, from the first time they held hands to the first time Taehyung introduced him to his dog.
Taehyung is, well.
A mess.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung thought he was being slick, and Jungkook has been pining for far, far too long for this nonsense.
Or, the one where Jungkook is heartbroken when Taehyung asks for his help to ask someone out. Except.
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#taekookau
where they’ve been dating for two years when Jungkook finds out about Taehyung’s family - that they’re /those/ Kims, the ones who own half of Seoul.
When Jungkook realizes that Taehyung could have the world, if only Jungkook weren’t in the way.
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#taekookau
where famous idol Taehyung always goes viral for his fashion - and in particular, his collection of gorgeous earrings. Everyone wants to know where the it boy gets his iconic accessories.
Little do they know, it’s his bandmate Jungkook who makes them himself.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is a fashionista - a top supermodel hailed as the fashion icon of his generation, impeccably dressed at all times.
Jungkook doesn’t know what he was thinking when he decided that knitting Taehyung a lumpy blue scarf was a good gift, but. Well.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung and Jungkook, members of a famous idol group, are often shipped together by their fans.
And secretly, Taehyung…
…is user taekookies, the biggest taekooker of them all.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook and Taehyung have one promised rule: to never go to bed angry.
"You know, sometimes you make it so difficult to be with you."
Or, the one where they go to bed, still angry (hurting). And then Jungkook wakes up alone.
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#taekookau
where, in the middle of their first fight, Taehyung pauses and says:
“I love you and I’m going to marry you, so you have to stop yelling because I don’t want our future kids hearing us fight.”
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#taekookau
where, the morning after their first night together, Jungkook wakes up to an empty bed.
He’d be upset, if he didn’t slip out into the living room to overhear Taehyung, speaking in low, solemn tones.
To the coffee machine.
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#taekookau
the mafia au where a rival mob kidnaps the younger brother of their enemy’s crime boss, a doe-eyed and harmless innocent (or so it seems).
Cue the chaotic panic, when they realize that he’s dating /Kim Taehyung/ - the most feared enforcer with an unholy reputation.
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#taekookau
where, when their stylist discovers the bite mark around Jungkook’s chest mole, Jungkook panics: “I did it! That’s my bite mark.”
Taehyung smirks.
“You bit your own chest,” the stylist repeats dryly.
Taehyung snorts.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is just trying to have a manly!1!1 time with his bros and beer but his boyfriend is being all soft and asks “who’s baby are you?” and Jungkook’s image is ruined but he still grumbles “Taehyung’s” while flushed beet red
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is high fashion’s most darling model, walking on the runway for Givenchy’s spring collection.
Taehyung’s the singer selected to perform on said runway, for the highly televised, annual fashion event.
They cross paths.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung decides that the best way to woo the boy he’s been pining after for years is to throw a lavish xmas party and hope they’re caught under the mistletoe together.
So /of course/ he gets caught under the mistletoe. With someone else. As Jungkook sees.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook shows up after summer with new muscles, contacts and sans braces, and sends the entire school into a panic over “the unbelievably hot new kid.” feat. salty Taehyung, because he's been dating JK for 2 years already, he's always been cute, /thank you/.
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#taekookau
where any wound that your soulmate suffers, appears on your own skin.
Singer Kim Taehyung has just stepped off the stage, when he notices the shadow of a massive bruise on his cheek.
“Jungkook,” he utters on the phone, low and solemn, like a snarl. “Who did this?”
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#taekookau
where Jungkook gets locked out of their home, and Taehyung can’t remember the password to unlock the door.
But no worries, he uses the same phrase for all of his passwords; namely:
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#taekookau
where Taehyung’s a corporate finance executive, and his coworkers are scandalized (but also interested) by the “dangerous” man “loitering” outside the doors.
Only for Taehyung to stroll outside in his bespoke suit— “Baby, you came to pick me up?”
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#taekookau
where every day, terrifying and stone-faced CEO Taehyung’s employees marvel over his cute homemade lunches, speculating on what kind of wife he must have.
Little do they know…
…it’s Taehyung, cooking these lunches for his husband.
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#taekookau
where when the band went on a break, so did their relationship, with Jungkook whisking himself away to Busan to quietly nurse his heartbreak alone.
That’s when Taehyung begins to pine. Loudly. Publicly.
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#taekookau
where they’re both A-list actors in a long time relationship, and the tabloids have been known to destroy a lot more for a lot less.
Naturally, when a false story of Taehyung “cheating” breaks, Taehyung is concerned. Jungkook is, well.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung and Jungkook are just two completely, totally, platonic best friends.
Really.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung decides to pull the “go a day without answering your husband’s ‘I love you’s” prank on Jungkook.
As with most of Taehyung’s ideas that begin with tiktok, it inevitably goes completely, terrifyingly, south.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung’s used to bad relationships and cheaters.
When he tries the tiktok prank of reaching for your bf’s phone, Taehyung’s heart stops when Jungkook lunges-
-but not for his phone. Instead:
“You said you didn’t want any chicken! So I only got one serving!”
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#taekookau
where tigers are regaled as some of the most dignified, powerful hybrids of all.
That’s why Jungkook comes home one day to find his husband in his tiger form, dutifully playing “horse” as their two children ride his back around the house.
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#taekookau
where while everyone knows that famous rockstar Taehyung has a boyfriend, the actual identity of said boy is a well kept secret.
Until the day Taehyung discovers just how popular Jungkook apparently is among his peers, to the point where he has his own nickname.
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#taekookau
where spoiled boyfriend Jungkook offhandedly mentions he can’t sleep so Taehyung abandons the gala and whisks over immediately with a pillow and stands stoically outside waiting for Jungkook to let him in, ignoring the furious flashes of the paparazzi
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#taekookau
where Jungkook’s the deceptively lovely detective - the youngest on the force, sweet as sugar with a pair of pink handcuffs.
And Taehyung is the city’s most wanted crime lord, untouchable for how there isn’t a single piece of evidence on him. Until.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook is a famous farmer youtuber (yes, that’s right), and Taehyung is an A-list celebrity as a member of the nation’s top boyband.
And one of them is the biggest fanboy of the other.
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#taekookau
where bunny hybrid Jungkook and his doting boyfriend Taehyung have recently moved in together, and are happy as can be.
Until Jungkook picks up a stray, abandoned little rabbit and brings it home.
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#taekookau
[ceo/artist au] their worst fight yet - one that ends in Jungkook spitting “Sorry I’m too immature and dumb for you” as he storms away, just before Taehyung has to give a press conference.
Of course Taehyung abandons the stage in favor of hunting down his boyfriend.
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#taekookau
where one of Dr. Jeon’s many enamored patients decides to make his move - unaware that his husband, mob boss Taehyung, is in the room.
“Please,” Taehyung murmurs lowly. The man startles, but Taehyung looks at Jungkook. “May I please kneecap him? Just this once.”
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#taekookau
where Jungkook may be the powerful boxer with iron fists, but he’s Taehyung’s baby, first.
Or: the au where Jungkook is a celebrated lightweight boxing champion, and Taehyung is his boyfriend who comes to all his matches with a poster with Jungkook’s name in glitter.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung loses his boyfriend at the grocery store.
Jungkook is innocently scanning the cereal aisle, trying to choose between fruit loops and Cheerios, when he hears the PA system blare: “Jeon Jungkook, please come to the checkout counter, your parent is here.”
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#taekookau
where, the first time Jungkook meets Taehyung’s infamous ex, Jaehwa says: “I’m his first love, didn’t you know?”
Jungkook’s lips tremble. Taehyung’s heart drops.
Right up until Jungkook’s eyes narrow, as he says, “So? I’m going to be his last love.”
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- when he goes to sleep, Jungkook is 18 - a little awkward, unsure of himself, and mostly: painfully, hysterically pining after his bandmate.
He wakes up to find himself with an eyebrow piercing, a sleeve of tattoos, and an older Taehyung trying to /kiss him/.
Um.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is the industry’s most famous celebrity makeup artist, and Jungkook is his model boyfriend.
Taehyung decides to do a “boyfriend does my makeup” video for his YouTube channel.
The result:
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#taekookau
where general practitioner, Dr. Jeon Jungkook, has a new patient - who can’t seem to stop coming in, citing various inane medical issues that they’ve self-diagnosed from webMD.
Little does Jungkook know, said patient is Kim Taehyung: the new trauma surgeon. Dr. Kim.
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#taekookau
on the everyday life of Jeon Jungkook: a long-suffering, mild-mannered software developer, who accidentally stumbles his way into a relationship with Kim Taehyung - heir to the biggest, most notorious criminal empire in the country.
This is their love story.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung proposes to the love of his life during a t-swift concert during “love story” - only for Jungkook to cackle and shake his head.
Taehyung thinks he’s just been dumped.
Jungkook thinks Taehyung was joking, making fun of the tiktok proposal.
Whoops.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung and Jungkook have been happily (grossly, sickeningly) married for a year, going on two. Taehyung comes home from work one day, only to find his darling husband in hysterical near-tears, in a sight that stops his heart still.
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#taekookau
where lion hybrid Taehyung is a supermodel, used to people fawning over him for his lion status all his life. No one’s ever even told him no.
Until he meets a spitfire bunny hybrid on set, who snaps at him for not taking care of his clothes. Taehyung is in love.
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#taekookau
where on SNU’s campus, Taehyung is famous: it’s widely known that every Monday, he will unequivocally say “yes” to the first person who asks him out.
At the end of the week, he’ll say: “I couldn’t fall in love with you, let’s break up.”
Then Jungkook asks him out.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung goes viral - for his daughter’s hairstyles, each one deftly done with his own careful hands.
Jungkook comes home from his business trip to find his husband surrounded by a cluster of thirsty parents, as Taehyung demonstrates how to do a fishtail braid.
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#taekookau
where Taehyung is a world famous designer with his own luxury label.
Jungkook is the overworked graduate student struggling to make ends meet.
And Taehyung’s newest muse.
“Him,” Taehyung says, pointing at the frumpy hoody. “He’s the one.”
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#taekookau
where, ever since they were children, Jungkook’s gotten used to Taehyung looking after him - cooking for him, doing the laundry, making sure he’s healthy.
Until the day Taehyung grows tired of pining one-sidedly after a boy who will never look back at him.
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#taekookau
where in the middle of a fight, Jungkook, worked up and emotional, bites out: "Fine. Then just get your stuff, and /leave./"
Taehyung does.
That is: he marches angrily over to Jungkook, tosses him over a shoulder, and storms out.
Jungkook is Taehyung's, after all.
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#taekookau
where “badboy” idol Jungkook and “Prince Charming” actor Taehyung are chosen as the newest couple on the reality show We Got Married - where they pair random celebrities together in a fake marriage.
Taehyung’s prepared to grit his teeth and endure it, except.
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#taekookau
where they’ve been in love for 3 years, when Jungkook abruptly breaks up with Taehyung just before his senior year abroad, claiming he fell out of love.
Until Taehyung shows up at his door, a continent away. “Fell out of love? You think I don’t know you? You’re mine.”
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#taekookau
where Jungkook discovers that his darling, down to earth boyfriend, is actually rich.
Not doctor rich, but more...
...my-parents-developed-half-of-Singapore, rich.
Taehyung, his boyfriend who unironically wears crocs.
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#taekookau
where Namjoon gets the flu - and as a side effect, imbues others with his telepathic Gift.
Taehyung, the Shadowed Beast, hears just how clearly the masses are terrified of him in their thoughts.
But as for Jungkook-- /'It's Taehyungie I love him l love love love-'/
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where a muggleborn Gryffindor has been making romantic overtures on Taehyung's boyfriend for weeks, and the prince of Slytherin has had. Enough.
"Stand up," he hisses.
Jackson fishmouths.
"I challenge you to a dual for the honor of Jungkook's hand," he declares.
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#taekookau
where dating someone as tactile as Taehyung means that Jungkook always feels /grounded/, by an arm wrapped around his shoulders, a hand to his cheek, his back, his thigh. Even when they’re fighting.
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where chaebol taehyung has shown 0 interest in anyone despite being high society’s
#1
sought after bachelor for years.
But in reality, he isn’t a bachelor at all - has been secretly married to Jungkook, a small town baker who’s held his entire heart all along.
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where Taehyung may be the nation’s top soloist, but he’s just a clown when it comes to his actor boyfriend.
Or, just the everyday lives of celebrity power couple taekook.
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"Fuck," Taehyung moans, in open despair. "My husband is going to kill me."
Woobin shortcircuits. "Um. Wait. What?"
-- fin. I hope you enjoyed it hehe, interactions make me happy <3
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where they’re sickeningly in love (as usual). Their anniversary tradition consists of Taehyung, showering Jungkook in all the strawberry-flavored treats he can find - Jungkook’s favorite food.
Jungkook just has one small, tiny secret.
He’s allergic to strawberries.
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#taekookau
where Jungkook’s long running joke spawns an unfortunate circumstance.
Happy father’s day.
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#taekookau
where jk and mob boss!th broke up months ago, but jk still has assigned bodyguards and tries to flirt with one of them, thinking th’s moved on.
“Sorry,” the guard laughs. “I’ve seen the way my boss looks at you. In love with you still. That means you’re off limits.”
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5. Soobin is back for more
/ thank you @/Ioviebun for the tae pic 🙏🏻
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where Seoul PD hauls in innocent college student Jungkook for questioning, convinced it’ll be easy to break him to testify against his crime lord lover, Taehyung.
They’re unprepared for the way he strolls in, anything but innocent, smirking as he takes his mugshot.
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where Jungkook’s been watching a little too much tiktok.
Taehyung, from where he’d been scooping ice cream into his mouth, stills.
Jungkook looks up to see his boyfriend’s eyes drilling holes into his head.
“…did you just call me /bro/?” Taehyung says.
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