Dante 👑🐷❤️
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Buoris! I like musicals, horses and horror! Proud 🚬 🏳️🌈 and Sarcoma Awareness advocate, less proud Mechanical Engineer. Länge leve Palestina! 🇸🇪❤🇵🇸
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Joined December 2017
why tf do people want me to pin a tweet?? i'll pin your dad.
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@woodstockSSB the funniest part is these two are probably the nicest people ever, they just make a lot of game and movie references.
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@cheeseraven11 my mom got so upset at a misgendering doctor one time that she went "NO ONE TALKS TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT. SHE'S A MAN." god bless tbh.
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@mybrothersoath he also did hype himself up an INSANE amount. all of his (at the time) friends filmed reactions like "WOAH this is the most BEAUTIFUL MAN I'VE EVER SEEN" right before he did it too.
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@ancientsaltdepo holy shit i've edited hundreds of wiki pages, does this mean i'm part god now?.
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@pk_kenzie my entire childhood consists of being accused of lying because i fidget or don't make eye contact
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@deejaygeejaygee fr junji ito could look at satan's blistering asshole and be like "this looks very scary! i like it! thank you for making it!" while hayao miyazaki sees a beautiful wildflower and starts a depressing monologue about war and late-stage capitalism.
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@RavenLynClemens @mistabbygirl Non-consensual cat-calling, threats, online grooming, being pressured into sending nude/suggestive photos etc are all also CSA or SA, for anyone who wonders what "non-contact" means.
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@quozacchi miles literally has a jacket over his suit and gwen's got ballerina shoes like. they are allowed to add clothes on their suits, there's no rules against that.
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@TheRocketRalph worst part is that both the mother, school faculty AND THE FUCKING CPS made several complaints and reports and he was still allowed to keep the child. this is fucking unbelievable, i hope the jail will give thomas justice since the legal system obviously won't.
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@monstrspider "i'm an alpha male" ok so u have ruts and instinctually protect cute twinks so u can mate with them?.
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@soyacide @_celia_bedelia_ you dislike the base values of christianity, kindness and empathy?.
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@Kryntox i once had a dream everyone made fan accounts for random stray cats that live on my street and they tried to cancel the brown rude tomcat for harrassing all the female cats. he made a tweet saying "i don't care. i am LITERALLY a cat" with a selfie where he smiled with human teeth.
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@sighborgs guys calm down, she probably just overheard her dad saying that phrase and started using it herself. like idc about your childhood, this isn't about you.
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@ratchetmulan_ the people in the comments acting like they've never snooped through their siblings' stuff and found shit they shouldn't have. i mean i ate a whole fucking strawberry flavored condom from my brother's room once bc i thought it was candy (the package had fruits on it).
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@DerekLMurphy @crulge as a horse boy i can confirm her statements. horses distrust your every move (instinctually, like big anxious puppies) and will NOT follow drunk you's drunk orders. if you have somehow made the horse trust you completely, you're both fucked. don't drink and ride.
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@SHARKMODER the scene is supposed to be horrifying and creepy, but since this man is a creep he felt at home enough to laugh.
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@zozagoon an old man confessed to killing his little sister accidentally when he was 12 when i visited my grandpa at the home once. sure enough, i looked it up and a little girl had been found dead sometime in the 40s right where he said it happened. he died a few days after that.
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@anaisisreading ohhhh they'd shit bricks if they found out almost every media with them was focused on omegas or from an omega's pov.
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@bimbogfpinky i am a whore (i can literally only see myself with one person and they're so lovely and beautiful that it takes my breath away. i want to gather them in blankets and kiss them sweetly and do anything to ensure their happiness and good graces. they're the best thing that's happe-).
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@artdecoksj @obithot my great grandma had a fancy bag for when she went out with her dog. one day a guy went up to her, stole her handbag, and ran. my great grandma started laughing, because all she had in that bag was bags of dog poop.
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@GBBranstetter God I remember how much the Gabriel Fernandez case broke me. I was 12 and had just figured out I was trans, and then I realized my own family could quite literally kill me for it. It kept me in the closet for two more years and I grieved this little boy who I had never even met.
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@stefimorningstr Once got an email about a fic that hadn't been updated in a year and it turned out the author's sister killed her own husband and pinned it on the author, and then Author managed to prove herself in court by finding grainy security footage of the sis washing blood off her hands.
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@sightoms *uprising rockstar turns noticeably skinnier and more sickly within the year* "man he must be sick :((((".
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@monomaniiia remember when the creepypasta fandom stabbed a 14 year old girl in the woods to summon a character.
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@sImccl "but they're all cishet men" first of all, no, and also don't constantly assume shit about ppl even if they're ccs? ppl can be in the closet, or questioning themselves, and even then wtf are they supposed to do? end hatecrimes with a tweet?? resurrect freddie mercury???.
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"fundy shouldn't play a trans character as a cis man" fundy personally decanonized trans c!fundy bc some of y'all got upset he was playing a trans character. essentially removing the only trans character on the smp. do not talk to me.
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@lunch_enjoyer @atomicthumbs last time i posted a picture titled "chaotic energy" it was when me and my friends found an abandoned human finger bone and my friend fed it to his dog. this was when we were 15 and i still wonder who owned that phalange.
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@ratchetmulan_ i also ate some cocaine from my dad's table once despite him telling me not to. i nearly died lmao.
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@5PO0k @tara_chara you have no idea how upset i am to learn that that was a photoshopped image.
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@elytrafall @shelbygraced bro i'm so fucking colorblind has there been purple in the ace flag all along??? i thought it was red 😭😭😭.
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@SkinnyTuna i like doing nice things i don't enjoy recieving them. plus like what if i have lint on it that gets in their mouth. what if i fart. what if they bite me. too many factors.
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@gorshedsoot @WilburSoft but i only post pictures of my cat. ? he's literally a sphynx cat, look at him in his little shirt 🥰
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@dwtvenus like mf me and my friends have an "american pancake party" whenever they restock the pancakes in the american section at the store. yes we speak in hillbilly and call ourselves "smith".
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@nna_onu @janetheeesq "i'm european, french and german" is so fucking funny too like girl french and germany are IN europe.
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@giveu2tictacs @jtrebach omg i did this w my niece's stuffed horse and she called me a dumb fuck 😭 it was her first ever swear, too.
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@thefloatie I was a bit against the jokes until I found out they treated the wreck like a tourist attraction. I have friends whose relatives died in the sinking, the Skoog family. They deserve to rest peacefully, and visiting a place like that for anything but respectful research is vile.
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@chuupizzeria lmaooo and then they go "i'm a woman u can't be mean to me it's sexist, u couldn't possibly understand this from a female pov bc you were born male >:(((". oh :) but i wasn't :) :) :).
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@teensofstyle_ "let us havw something" bruh, monthly bleedings from your internal organ? that's the thing you want to gatekeep from. people who have the same internal organ. .
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@flightscream BDSM is all about safety, communication and consent. So much so that we have a saying that goes "SSC- Safe, Sane and Consensual!" Someone managed to ignore all three!.
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@MrFoxWasTaken some of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life sound like someone's put a headset microphone in a trash compactor before use.
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@hausofdecline i know so many irl eggs, it's not even funny. "i dreamt everything was the same except i was a girl and woke up depressed and disappointed, and can't stop thinking about it. is this a sign that i should get a gf?" girl it's a sign to take progesterone????.
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@nasykuching my childhood friend legit had a baby and is talking about when to que for preschool after i went into an hour long rant about the character dynamics of the hayakawa siblings from chainsawman.
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@OrgPhysics y'all: BUT THE BEES' HOMES???!?!??!. like my family had literally owned bees lmao, this is not how you harvest honey. you let the honey drip or spin it from the wax, then place the comb back in the hive. you also replace the honey with sugar water that is equal if not more ->.
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@monomaniiia or when the pewdiepie fandom desecrated a ww2 memorial by writing sub 2 pewds on it.
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@TG22110 this reminds me of this one person who did a similar thing with their horse, it's so cool! (also like. the animals don't care, they just enjoy the extra grooming and quality time lol)
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@musicstruggles1 @vampologist i was 7 lmfao i remember songs, that my neighbor had kittens, and that michael jackson died.
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@catejeffreys @YOUFlRST if she broke up w him bc he asked reddit if her having been arrested for trespassing is a red flag, maybe he was better off?.
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@crowley_kissr for everyone who panic at the "was", noury is still alive! she will have surgery in about a day for her injuries.
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@nekopurgatory @Trans_Lykeia i wish my biggest problem was disliking someone's blåhaj custom for being the "wrong" kind of trans.
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@TheJakeneutron me entering a twitter argument with only a surface-level knowledge of the subject.
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@OrgPhysics nutricious for the bees themselves. they need to be harvested, just like sheep needs to be wooled, otherwise they produce too much honey and get honey logged. plus, you can literally eat the comb if you want to, and it's a great alternative to sweets, especially when it's warm 🤤.
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@urjuesfav also you can like hold it??? suck on it??? put it in hot water???? use warming lube????? like why is the microwave even a thought here.
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@bxccabee @quacklstone i need to know what these ppl were talking about that started w that fuckin bible and ended with a simple "ok".
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@bishoponyy rarity wears a fashionable full-body slinky to keep her fur pristine before a fashion show
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@DylynnIsTyping i'm ftm and got "clocked" as a trans woman when i was 15 and went to the bathroom. i didn't have short hair at the time and was dressed in a dress for a religious family member (who at the time did not know i was trans). several grown women tried to touch my chest to "make sure".
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@m0sstrx all of my professors want me to die (they assigned me essays within the subjects i applied to learn).
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@Corpse_Husband i just came here to see if anyone can read my handwriting except me. most people can't and i don't get a lot of chances to show it, so sorry for using your tweet like this corpse
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@letsgoayo i nude modeled in college. it was entirely unsexy and while there was of course the occasional creep, the teacher was always ready to throw them out. she also said i had "interesting tits" which i'm guessing is artist talk for "you look weird so this'll be interesting to draw".
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@furretsfribbles @vexwerewolf also this mf gets away with something evil and then IMMEDIATELY does a face like this and has the gall to act confused when the top detective in the world calls him sus
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@TinyWriterLaura half the population can grow a blood sac that will fill out with organs and bones until it resembles and later becomes a person (which is cool but also WHAT) and these people immediately thought "oh so you're shaming women for their bodies changing", where did we lose you.
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