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andrew ✰
21 days
falling asleep to rain ✅ waking up to rain ❌
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"Jeffrey Epstein lived on his own little island. Kind of like the UK, but with less pedophiles."
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I WAS JOKING ???!!?!?!?)
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Taylor Swift has released two new versions of 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'. With acoustic versions of "Fresh Out the Slammer" and "Fortnight".
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i love when people make fake stories to their p0rn like "straight chav footballer tries boy hole for the first time" you have a face that looks like it knows who roxxxy andrews is
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anyone else getting this???
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a tribute to ar wilko 💔💔😢
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on this nowhere planet with a bunch of filthy ********
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reality is whatever i make of it
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 In tonight's episode it is revealed that Tom has been on a SECRET TASK for the entirety of the series. Big Brother challenged Tom to be the most boring contestant and offer nothing to the show in exchange for a luxury shopping trip at Foot Asylum. #BBUK
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oh she's defo headlining pride next year
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me when i'm watching the new temu advert and deepfake me shows up
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11 months
life imitates art ❤️ #BBUK
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predicting max balegde telling everyone not to cross the big fat english channel
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🚨 NEW: The government will pay thousands of pounds to TikTok stars to post videos urging migrants not to cross the Channel in small boats [ @thetimes ]
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newgrounds servers now that #FNFWeek7 is out
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what if they've left farida's halal fridge somewhere and she pops out of it like shangela and says halaloo ladies #cbbuk
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why did i post this on my MAIN instagram story last night
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1 year
stampy's lovely world has just finished
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saw lorraine bowen last night. no i am not over it and never will be x
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@evadentz rupaul and the hilarious ross matthews
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rest in power sophie anderson 🩷
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"THE UNKNOWN sent out MISSINGNO" #willywonkaexperience
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i was live on itv2, and i did not swœur 😋
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a casualty we have to consider if brazil bans twitter
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having an icy water in her honour tonight #BBUK
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Today will be forever known as Farid-ay the 13th #BBUK
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this says something about me that i'm not sure i want to hear
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i find it hilarious that phillip schofield can only return to tv if there's no camera crew or runners in his vicinity
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sophie anderson's fella is supposedly dead after lying about her being dead literally 2 months ago.. staying skeptical
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she's kinda giving @fiercalicious prolapse dress in this
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"Jeffrey Epstein lived on his own little island. Kind of like the UK, but with less pedophiles."
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my brother ladies and gentlemen
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@blondngone i was the first to get sad oompa loompa and i've never felt success like it
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yea okay
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tl getting boring can people start posting their faces again 😐😒
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genuinely a sobbing mess rn 😭 bring on tomorrow's episode #DerryGirls
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you know its true when shirl reports it
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PHILLIP SCHOFIELD IS AXED FROM THIS MORNING
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side profile is side profiling
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trump's sources being "i saw it on tv" #debate2024
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david potts winning cbb is the best possible ending to this series i am so bloody happy
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the first episode of #DragRaceUK season 5 in a nutshell
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i am so glad sophie is okay! i met her in 2021 and she gave me all the time in the world to speak with her and get pictures. such a beautiful soul being dragged down by that nasty and cruel boyfriend of hers 🩷
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@superTV247 CHANELLE THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT TASK IS OVER😭
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the face of customer service 🥲
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finally hit my 40lbs weight loss goal :>
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something about the nosebleedfitz audio reminds me of the pandagirl voice notes, "you fkn little slag dnt ever message me again" type beat
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this pic of me in someones insta story kinda eats
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me at the rescheduled holly jervis: the eras tour show at the co-op arena
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working lass
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oh yeah i had a haircut yesterday
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19 years of age and i've made my first tinder profile today.. i'm ready
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first time wearing a suit be nice
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just got my phone back hello guys xx #cbbuk
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@whoisbanksie your impact
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face fuzz needs to get gone 🗣️
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bosco winning the lipsync vs jasmine getting sent home 🥲 #DragRace
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my effin idol @CharityShopSue 💞
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@benxwebsterx I'd like to see your todger please
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ordered next day delivery on asos but i dont think its coming today
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@awhoraofficial is he a little.. you know..?
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well if it isnt talljockguy in jail AGAIN for you know exactly what 🥴
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@willfulchaos elizabeth II, your reign was killer.. queen
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f*ck, its a sunday
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kate king and the hollii jervais ❤️
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i look sooo tall here (i am 5'11)
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