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@bonbibonkers he literally was upset when i closed the lid so he couldnt
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RT @DAVlDDUKE: me: i think someone is poisoning my tinctures my treacherous chinese eunuch:
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@marsmoth eyebrow is goated
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oldhead alert…
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@BronyRepublican perfect voice for youtube lore videos
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first day at new job on monday… im the youngest in the building by 10 years
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@antipsychothicc u will become immensely powerful now..
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im a slave to my cat, day in day out im cleaning up his shit and he dont give a FUCK!!!
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daily tapeworm prayer
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@assborger
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i will never experience true happiness and my life will not be as i want it to be but i accept it now
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getting george washington teeth installed
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@marsmoth ty u queen!!!
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@MudsharkRides no degree needed lad
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i should lowkey be making millies for my beautiful enchanting mind but the world just isn’t ready
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@FuturistCunt the tables gotta turn sometime 🤷‍♀️
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a grinch stole my inch
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scalded my face and got a big red ring around my mouth
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