snork
@asnorkl
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Joined June 2020
hey do u wanna go sit in the park and stare at eachother for a few hours.
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the dress code for my funeral is the absolute most sluttiest outfit you can think of.
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when im a milf im gonna go to a beach in greece and sing does your mother know.
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can you imagine men facetiming eachother thats so weird like what do they even have to say.
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i am a bisexual that is gender confused and doesnt know the difference between platonic and romantic love so basically i look at any person in the world and dont know if i want to be them or fuck them.
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imagine waking up next to someone and being able to hug and kiss them and just be happy oh my oh my.
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my mom saw me text i hate gays now my choices are either come out to her or be a homophobe.
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having a bad day does not justify treating someone like shit you're a fucking adult control yourself and if you do end up projecting at least fucking apologize after.
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i dont understand how people can be addicted to instagram theres literally nothing to do on there.
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i say im going on a self date but its just me laying in the park looking at clouds and listening to florence & the machine.
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virgin jokes so annoying bc its not like i cANT get sex i just dont fucking want to.
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who needs therapy when you can rub your eyes untillyou see pretty shapes.
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