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@asimirfan_

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I don’t got time to be hurting people man.

Lahore, Pakistan
Joined May 2020
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@PopCulture2000s And I will never forgive them for killing off Robert like that. He should’ve ended up with hermione.
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@asimirfan_
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The animation when you like this tweet. >> #AppleEvent
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@asimirfan_
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@ursRockrider The hardest decision of my life no cap.
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@asimirfan_
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3 years
@imsiraaaj he dancing Better than half of the girls on our weddings.
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@asimirfan_
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3 years
Someone said "Haste rahoge tou duniya saath hai, warna aasuon ko tou aankhon me bhi jaga nahi milti" and bro- <\3.
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@asimirfan_
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5 months
@icedtealvr Why do Women even entertain men like these?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
5 likes and I punch my cupboard with my bruised knuckle.
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@asimirfan_
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7 months
@hajarkagalwa As they say “someone will get her without any effort”.
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@asimirfan_
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1 year
@ahabforpele I want to unsee this soo bad.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Trouble.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ahabforpele The voice of the people. A human with freedom of speech. Not hating but definitely questioning this.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
Intertwine.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
5 months
@axksh4l I’m a virgin with asthma and I’ve never been happier.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Wo ishq he Kya jo aapka A level kharab na kare.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
Nobody’s worth writing poetry for.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Happy women’s day to google, Alexa and Siri. The only women who listen to me.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ahabforpele Let’s run some numbers if you wanna do maths. 300+ likes, 10k + viewers. 9000+ people agree with me. Body dysmorphia is something I have? What about it? “Faceless”? Check the media meri jaan. “Loser”? Didn’t know you were 12 sorry.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
@heertohsadhai Alright let’s see over here. Flowers. Support. Decisiveness. Massages. Warmth. Entertainment. Chocolates. Snacks. Attention. Hugs. Validation. Reassurance. Motivation. Love. Care. Micromanagement. Hoodies. Boxers. A human whose hair you can play with.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Gonna grow up to be rich enough to make a building and then jump off of it.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
6 months
I won Eid.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
100 likes and I’ll reveal who her is.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
2022 is either my year or my last year.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Yaar when will my parents realise that I am also fucking human and I am meant to mess up ye kya perfectionist standards hai bhai matlab me 24 ghante mature Nahi hosakta.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Convinced girls like these don’t exist anymore.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
College is easy, it's like a bike, except the bike is on fire and the floor is on fire and everything is one fire cause this place is fuckin hell.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
7 months
@thissuserpretty Just need a girlfriend that is emotionally mature.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
No rizz but I’ll remove your makeup for you after every date night we have.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Yeah you’re good friends but that doesn’t mean you support their wrong doings.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
@okaybeebaa Imagine telling a guy what's not for him.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@bestofgweter He stops the car like “the accident can wait, im in love”.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Cotton Mouthed.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Some of y'all need to know that no fuckin song reminds me of you.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
And I hope that me and her are happy in another lifetime.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ahabforpele I need answers man. What made you think this was a good idea to post?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
How do I not have any rich friend in my circle. What is this nonsense?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Yummers.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
All fans are literally seasonal wym?
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@asimirfan_
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1 year
Bhool gaye?
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@asimirfan_
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2 years
Twitter is literally all men deserve unconditional hate and all women deserve unconditional love.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
Babyface to Babyface.
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@peachyslen
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ikutan. how you’ve changed in 3 years. tbh i don’t really see the difference ;-;
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
@nofil_aamer If it’s real love you can wait till you’re both 18+. There’s a thing called the right time.
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@asimirfan_
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1 year
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@asimirfan_
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2 years
And I can proudly say, I moved on to better and you moved on to whatever.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
It’s important to know that you won’t get all that you wish for cause reality works that way. You can either sit there and be disappointed over it and waste time. Or you could forget and work to get other things. “Too much to live for to let anything completely break you”.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
Emraan hashmi weather but I am Salman khan why?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@mishalengelo This isn’t over dramatic at all. Asking before borrowing or taking stuff is like basic common sense that should be maintained even within families. Please don’t be ignorant about this.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
The problem with us is that we're searching for a kind of love from other people that we can only find in ourselves.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Twitter girls are so hot but her. I want her.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
10 months
Don’t pick up the pieces just leave it for now, they keep falling apart.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
If I get all the happiness I've always deserved, what will I live for?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ilyas_roha You need a lotta character development man. You need to find yourself before you find yourself a man.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Donda this Donda that, why dondya go on a date with me?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Yeah, but will he carry your heels, give you his shoes, and walk barefoot.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
WHY IS DOJA CAT MEOW-ING ON MY TIMELINE??!?!!
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
I hope when I die, someone still loves me enough to visit my grave and feel the lil bit of my presence left in this world.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ahabforpele At least be a quarter and not a miniature fraction lmaoo. Know your numbers meri jaan. Admit you got cooked at your own Argument. Taking accountability is mature.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ursRockrider FINE. Edge of time. Because there was more interaction between the Spider-Men.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Not like I know but oh well hoga hot.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
7 months
For the people praying on my downfall, I’m sorry but I always disappoint.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
So there’s a biology mock tomorrow. Watch me and this syllabus commit suicide with this toxic relationship tonight. Gonna be just like all y’all relationships.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Thak Gaya hu Yaar.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
“They’re so mid”. Please stop. What’s unfitting for you is the perfect fit for someone else. Y’all hate soo much and for no reason?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
@nofil_aamer There are literally 3 year olds out there named iftikhar plz be grateful. 💀😭
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
@trishakrishnaa Oh brother, not this again.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ahabforpele Jesus Christ man. I never hated, I questioned. Please study some 3rd grade English with those digs too.. 🫶🏼🥰
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
Just to go back to the days when we used to show up to school with those chunky water bottles and shoulder aching bags.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
7 months
You will search for me in other people, I promise and I won’t be found in any one of them.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
I hope we all find someone that makes us fall in love with life and fear death, just like when we were kids.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
Fuck yeah.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
I remember everything.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
5:08 AM.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@ahabforpele Came in your mentions to question the brain cells that made you go “aha let’s post this”. Calling me a fan, lmao relax.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
Me and who plz?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
11 months
@bemyweedbae I’m not gonna say it.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
You think you’re that important?
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@vamosandreyyy I’m sorry but this is one of the best celebrations ever. Ice in the veins.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
@maaaryamhehe @stfulemmesleep Voldemort???? 💀😭
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Short girls measure themselves with vernier callipers.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
If you're wondering yes I do miss you.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
Me when girls in my college talk about shimla mirch in an omelette at 7:30 am as I arrive for chemistry with one eye closed.
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itna madarchod college hai
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
I didn’t know you, I was intrigued on who you could be.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
7 months
@hoeraiin You’re embarrassing women at this point.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
And life goes on, doesn’t matter if you take the train or stay at the station.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
I don’t even bother with girls over 1000 followers.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
I miss her itna ziada bro. Khajaun me usse. Lapait lu me usse. On my knees for her and her only.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
8 months
YE KON BHONK RAHA HAI BATAMEEZ
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
11 months
@bemyweedbae What the fuck. 😭😭😭
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
Tell your relatives to join Twitter so that they can get cancelled. Old problems require modern solutions.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
In the moment you don’t realise what you’re experiencing is soo sacred and heart warming. It’s only when you reminisce, the intricacies hit you to realise what you experienced was soo much more than what you thought it was. Lot of memories I miss. </3
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
@whopschnoop As an A level student I agree but come on why we gotta hate on everything like bas exam dou, Chinese khao, gaari bhagao, mazze urao.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
7 months
Timelining.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Girlfriend hoti tou usko apni sweater dedeta.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
1 year
pata nahi yaar.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
11 months
Both my boys got girlfriends as soon as I broke up. Ah…fuck.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Me: I would like to buy a guitar. Yamaha: okay Me: I also want an exotic motorcycle. Do you know where I can get one? Yamaha: you’re not gonna believe this…
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
2 years
Belittle ho ho kar ab 6 foot nahi raha.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
They say “great things take time”. I think time takes great things away.
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
3 years
I’m kind but I’m not appreciated enough for being kind, well you know why it’s cause I’m a man. It’s heartbreaking at times that my gender has caused soo much mayhem for me to not be appreciated enough for being kind. <\3
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@asimirfan_
Body Dysmorphia
5 months
Who’s keeping Bata’s sales intact BHAI?
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